Myq Kaplan

The Faucet with Myq Kaplan

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

Comedian Myq (Mike) Kaplan is The Faucet. Except instead of water like from a literal faucet, what comes out are words, thoughts, ideas, jokes, rhymes, philosophies, fun, and more, in a stream of consciousness. A stream. Like water. See? Like this.

Author

Myq Kaplan

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

faucet.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jun 20, 2026

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Episodes

91: Tom After Tom 03.04.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq talks about history, vaccinations, cats, dogs, falcons, Golden Girls, his friend Cory Allen's podcast the Astral Hustle, and more! Thanks for reading/listening/all things!

90: Driving Miss Baby 31.03.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses vaccinations (he just became eligible! are you? do you know? can you help other folks find out if they are eligible?), the wonderful writing of Ursula K Le Guin (discussing her writing about oral traditions out loud), the Incredible Hulk (what can we do to make this Hulk more credible?), information (mis-, dis-, and this!), and memory (he thinks).

89: The Present-Minded Professor 26.03.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq shares about his experience at a former professor's memorial that he attended earlier in the day. It was beautiful and moving. Thank you, Professor Andreas Teuber. Alternate Titles: Whatever Notes Your Quote Life Is Not Collecting Take Your Time What Potatoes Are Good To Grab At Now

88: Spring It On! 20.03.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the start of spring, the anniversary of his grandmother's death, getting enough sleep, (limited and specific) gratitude to giant social media corporations, and the heat death of the universe. Alternate titles: A PodPast The Heat LIFE of the Universe The Joke-Idea Tree

87: Day Owl / Words With Anyone / Fun Units 13.03.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the events of his past week (AND MORE), including (BUT NOT LIMITED TO) a conversation with a friend about death, game shows, a child's perfect joke, comments out of context, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE! Alternate Titles: Odd Doubles Myq & Sam Sleepless Knights My Grandfather Was a Spy

86: Real IDs / Out-of-Context Comments / At Least One Hijink 06.03.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq live-streams while recording and introduces a new segment called "out-of-context comments"! Thanks to all who listened live, and also thanks all who listen UN-live. UN-live listeners keep this podcast Alive! Also covered: names, nicknames, some of Myq's high school and junior high teachers and fellow students and various hijinks (at least one hijink), his dear friend Liz G...

85: Tome Poem Home Zone / Paper Clip-Clop 27.02.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq offers some jokes, some poems, and some things that transcend jokes and poems. Discussed are the wonderful works and words of Liz Glazer, Zach Sherwin, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Billy Ray Cyrus, and more. We mourn the loss of the People's Improv Theater, and we celebrate the life that we have. Love and thanks to all! Alternate Titles: A Baker's Seventh Jokes, Poems, and Beyond

84: Beast of Buddhism 20.02.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq recommends the works, lives, arts, friendships, dreams, and related experiences of/with Adam Busch, Liz Glazer, Ram Dass, Lyssa Mandel, Henry Phillips, Joe List, Maya Angelou, Moses Hogan, Caitlin Durante, Stephen Sondheim, and more! Also discussed are word twins, syllable twins, and all manner of non-twins. A fun romp down these brain hallways. PS WATCH PADDINGTON AND PAD...

83: The Hallie Berry Ha! Library (Welcome to Art Nuggets) 13.02.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq introduces the concept of " art nuggets " and shared some! As well as some new words that he learned recently that start with "o" and end with "t" and have one letter in between them. (There are TWO such words! Listen and find out! "Out" is not one of them! He knew that one.) Love and thanks to all!

82: Like a Moth to Two Flames 06.02.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq shares a recommendation to see "In & Of Itself" and also to not learn too much about it or to see too many previews unless that's what you want to do (he's not your boss). Do what you want! He won't tell you too much here, but he doesn't recommend listening. There's some rhyming but HE'S SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. (I am he.) Much love and thanks, all!

81: Smullyan Simoleons 31.01.2021

In tonight's pod-meal, Myq shares stories about Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, the philosopher Raymond Smullyan, and more. How much more? Much much more. This is only a few sentences. The podcast is closer to forty minutes. That's way more sentences. Enjoy!

80: Oy Yoy Joy (On Why I Recommend My Friend Tristan Miller's Newsletter) 29.01.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq shares a joyful exchange he had today with his good friend Tristan Miller, who has a newsletter that is worth receiving! He also recommends James Clear's newsletter as well. Thanks for receiving THIS joysletter.

79: Fonzie Bear 23.01.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses the various world record-breaking comedy endeavors he's been a part of, his mother's favorite standups, Muppets, non-Muppets, and more! Enjoy!

78: Variations on The Me 16.01.2021

On today's self-contained (?) pod-meal, Myq discusses the comfort of mysteries, his love of various Jim Carrey movies, his mother's taste in media, and more! Come for the fun, stay for the fun!

77: Tears of Light 15.01.2021

In today's pod snack, Myq spends most of the time recommending that you listen to his latest Broccoli and Ice Cream episode, in which his mother is his guest. It's her first podcast. Enjoy this and/or that! Love!

76: Memory Patricks 09.01.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq discusses memories about memory. Also covered are things like remembering, reminding, and I forget what else. Myq recommends the scientific and artistic entertainment creations of Dan Ariely, Carolyn Busa, Liz Glazer, and Jacob Sager Weinstein. Also included in the discussion: apple peels, formaldehyde, and what heaven might be like. Enjoy!

75: Primary Fruits 08.01.2021

On today's pod-snack, Myq discusses animals, vegetables, and minerals, except for the minerals, and more fruits than vegetables. But definitely animals! Have fun listening!

74: Rabbit Rabbit Habit 02.01.2021

Happy NOW Year! In this first episode of 2021, Myq offers some year-beginning reflections. He recommends all kinds of friends and artists, including Jo Firestone and Zach Sherwin, and well, he recommends listening to this episode to find out all the recommendations! This episode is meta-recommended! And mega-recommended! Look, you're reading this. You're reading ABOUT a podcast. Why not listen to...

73: Cuddle Up With Your Sentient Being of Choice and Enjoy Some Silent Fireworks 31.12.2020

Myq rings out the old year (or wrings it out?) in this episode, with wonderings about who might be listening on this very New Year's Eve day! Is it you? Myq and his beloved girlfriend Rini offer well wishes to all sentient (AND NON-SENTIENT) beings for the new year (AND ALL YEARS, AND NON-YEARS, LET'S SAY!) Alternate Titles: Robot School Comedian Jerry Seinfeld Dot Com This (For the First Time) Sh...

72: Proper Gander 26.12.2020

On today's year-end pod-meal, Myq discusses listening to holiday music all year round, making resolutions whenever, using fun vegan euphemisms, saying the alphabet backwards, coincidences, advice columns, and various friends/podcasts! He recommends checking out folks and pods like Zach Sherwin, Danny Hatch, Liz Glazer, Sarah Chandler, Dan Savage, Dear Prudence, The Comedy Studio Podcast, and more!...

71: Bard to the Bone 20.12.2020

In tonight's pod-meal, Myq shares some poetry, recommends Codenames again, offers a week in review, and generally has a nice time that you can also have. Alternate Titles: Antique Country Roads Show Faucet Auspices Happy Ankle-versary! See You In Next Year! Anchorage Management Leave the Poems to the Pros The Nice Folks of Codenamedy Is That Thing On? Me, Myself, and Iris A Boring Hanukkah Mystery...

70: Happy Hanukkah, Nonukkah, and Beyonukkah! 18.12.2020

On tonight's pod-snack, Myq celebrates the final night of Hanukkah and also the rest of everything. Enjoy please and thank you as desired and possible! Alternate Titles: Shush Parade A Monopoly on Jolliness Happy All-the-Days

69: A Real Godblessit 12.12.2020

On today's podcast, Myq celebrates the birthday (today! December 12!) of his beloved Grandma Iris, who died earlier this year at 91. Now she's 92, or infinity. Not sure. Both? Memories and stories and love abound. Listen! (BUT ONLY IF YOU LIKE MEMORIES AND STORIES AND LOVE. OR LISTEN ANYWAY!) Love and thanks, all!

68: Tonight Is the First Night of the Rest of Your Life (and Chanukah!) 10.12.2020

On tonight's pod-snack, Myq celebrates the first night of Chanukah with a bunch of jokes about it. Enjoy!

67: John Absurd and the AppMapper App 05.12.2020

On today's pod-meal, Myq big ups his friend Liz Glazer (and their weekly IG live chat show, Weird Week Wednesdays ), his mother, Rini's Aunt Annette, his friend Brendan, his recent episode of Broccoli and Ice Cream with dear old friend Micah Sherman , the freestyle rap of the great Chaz Kangas, the wonderful comic Barry Crimmins (and the movie " Call Me Lucky "), his linguistics advisor Prof. O'Co...

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