Myq Kaplan

The Faucet with Myq Kaplan

Comedy EN ↓ 100 episodes

Comedian Myq (Mike) Kaplan is The Faucet. Except instead of water like from a literal faucet, what comes out are words, thoughts, ideas, jokes, rhymes, philosophies, fun, and more, in a stream of consciousness. A stream. Like water. See? Like this.

Author

Myq Kaplan

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

faucet.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jun 20, 2026

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Episodes

116: The Truth-brary 19.09.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about a journey to the Strand. It's a story about books! And more. Books And More. BAM! Thanks for listening or at least reading about listening! You. Are. Nice!

115: Salem If Ya Got 'Em! 13.09.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about the past week's events, including a fun trip to Salem, MA where he performed with Liz Glazer at the E.Love. Ate Festival, as well as Rini's improved health! Hooray for all! Thanks for listening, or at least thanks for READING about listening!

114: Fork Score and Several Days Ago 07.09.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq wishes everyone a happy Jewish new year, or a happy Tuesday, as you wish. He discusses his recent trip to Utah, Rini's recent trip to the ER, and more. Alternate titles: Our Fork-Fathers (and Fork-Mothers and All Fork-Parents) Fork-get About It All Fork One and One Fork All Fork. American Fork. Please Fork-give me.

113: No One To Brain But Yourself 30.08.2021

This pod-snack might be the shortest pod-snack yet! Or maybe second-shortest. Or who knows. It's not a pod-shortness competition! It's just a fun quick one to let folks know that August has been busy, and offer gratitude to you for being here and forward-looking to a Faucet-y September to follow a slightly less Faucet-y August. You are nice! Love to all!

112: Friend Expert 21.08.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about what he's been up to this past week. Voice acting! Being tired! Doing comedy! Seeing "Your Love, Our Musical"! Enjoying friendship! More!

111: Reedy or Not 14.08.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq reports live-ish (and getting less live-ish with every passing moment) from Pittsburgh. It's a burgh but it's not the pitts! (It's enjoyable!) Please enjoy this enjoyable enjoyment. Alternate titles: Friend, Romans, Non-Romans What About Banana? I Like Onion Maiden Is Laughing the Opposite of Crying?

110: Toe Ring Touring (The Coffee Table Tour Saga Concludes! Part 5 I Think!) 10.08.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about the final days of the tour. The last exciting shows in Minnesota. The one wonderful show in Chicago. The stop in NJ. The clothing we bought. The successful conclusion of the coffee table's journey. Thanks for being a part of all this. And now, the journey continues!

109: Air Book and Book (Coffee Table Tour Episode 4!) 30.07.2021

On today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up with the final days of the Missouri tour portion and the initial days of the Minnesota travel leg! Welcome! Books and friends and more galore! Some places don't give you that much galore, but here, we've got a ton of galore. Enjoy!

108: Puzzle Puzzlings (Coffee Table Tour Installmentation 3!) 21.07.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq catches everyone up on the last few days of the Coffee Table Tour in Missouri! It involves a lot of puzzle talk! Do you like puzzles? This might be the episode for you! Or even if you don't. AFTER today's pod-snack, Myq realizes that sometimes he says "IN today's pod-snack" and sometimes he says "ON today's pod-snack." Do you have strong feelings? Let us know! PS Another...

107: Take a Geoff Tate Break (Coffee Table Tour Part 2!) 17.07.2021

On today's pod-snack, Myq shares about his and Rini's second day on tour: Cincinnati, home of wonderful comedian friend Geoff Tate. Check out Geoff's comedy, everyone! Go to comedy shows at Chameleon (this one was super fun)! Also enjoy the comedy of Liz Glazer, who is also recommended on this episode, as many others. We had, and continue to have, fun! Thanks all!

106: The Coffee Table Tour Begins (Day 1!) 15.07.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq shares about Day 1 of his current three-week tour with Rini from NYC to MO and MN and back! First stop: Morgantown, WV. Verdict? Success! Real fun show, real nice people, real nice vegan food, real other things too probably but that's enough for now. Listen and enjoy! Or enjoy without listening if that's possible! You're the best.

105: The Supposed-Ta Child 04.07.2021

In today's pod-snack, Myq talks about Buddhist art, the book Visual Intelligence, a joke by friend Shane Mauss, and wisdom from a grandfather. Hope you enjoy!

104: Yelping For Joy 29.06.2021

On today's pod-snack, Myq talks about why there wasn't a pod-meal this weekend, because he was out of town for the first time since pre-pandemic. He recommends the used bookstore "Company of Books" in Virginia where he was. He also recommends the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse where he performed. Thanks to all who are making comedy shows happen again as safely and healthily as possible!

103: POSTULATES! 19.06.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem (not completely!), wise words from old friend the Dalai Lama, and probably more who knows! (Answer: you if you listen!) Alternate titles: Thing Us a Song You're the Podcast Man I've Got a Singing Feeling

102: Figs Are Bananas! 19.06.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses a fun non-pod-meal that he had with his friend Jasmin Singer, a fun email exchange he had with his friend Gus, and a number of other letters combined into words combined into sentences and probably some non-sentences, and even some non-words I bet! All fun though. Please enjoy as much of the All-Fun as you want to and can, thank you. Figs are bananas!

101: Faucet 101 12.06.2021

On this pod-snack, Myq offers a brief, unnecessary Faucet 101, in honor of this being Faucet's 101th episode. Enjoy as Myq shades some light on the subject of this podcast.

100: Our 100th Episode SpectaculOUR! 07.06.2021

On today's pod-snack, Myq and Rini celebrate 100 episodes of this podcast by discussing a wedding they went to and how it's nice to spend a road trip. You know, a podcast! Thanks for listening. (To this, and in general.) Glad you're here and doing what you're doing! You are nice.

99: Technical Difficult Ease 29.05.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq shows off his new haircut as much as he can via audio. He recommends: A) Mindy Tucker who photographed the hair-cutting process, B) the Housing Works Bookstore where he walked with his friend Liz Glazer today, C) friendship. He has fun. You can have it, too! PS during the live stream, there were some tech challenges, but here, less so. Letting you know because you'll hear...

98: You Say Potato, I Say Bananas 22.05.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses food, love, his friend Micah, his mom Mom, the book by Kate Murphy "You're Not Listening" which he highly recommends, and more. Love!

97: Quiet as a Mouth 16.05.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq recommends a book he's reading called "You're Not Listening" by Kate Murphy. It's good! He probably says other things as well, but he doesn't remember because wasn't listening. Love to all!

96: Potatoes Are Money / Happy Birthday Rini! 08.05.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq wishes a happy birthday to his beloved girlfriend Rini and also to his latest album "A.K.A." which turns one year old today! Myq recommends the work of his friends Erin Judge, Chris Duffy, Liz Glazer, Zach Sherwin, and more! He also talks about comedy favorites and influences, and the concepts of giving and taking, give or take. Happy birthday Rini! And to all a good Rini'...

95: A Suspecting Audience 01.05.2021

In today's pod-meal, Myq shares about his recently deceased step-sister, and also some about genies, ice cream, and elephants. Love to all.

94: Onomatopoetry 24.04.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses Yogi Bear and other hungry cartoon animals, nature and nurture, the Zoom boom, seeing friends in the park, the similarities between humans and apes and bananas, how frozen and/or unfrozen peaches taste good, and how beer tastes bad (JUST ONE MAN'S OPINION). Alternate Titles: Zoom Boom The Sort in the Stone Sequitur Prospect Perk

93: Clock Whiskers 16.04.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses several items he forgot to last time, as well as the topic of forgetfulness itself, which he may have talked about in the past but he forgets. He also answers some questions from a new fan who is a high school student that came in via email. Do people read these summaries? Feel free to let me know if you do! Writing them is enjoyable regardless.

92: Nameless Amos 10.04.2021

On today's pod-meal, Myq discusses cookies, jokes, shapes, fame, rooms, saunas, keeping kosher, learning an instrument, teaching, cheating, the wonderful comedy of John Fugelsang, God, everything, and more.

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