The Fart Locker

JT Kelley recounts the tale of how he and other brave soldiers of The Lord went to Lake Charles during Hurricane Laura to help people out, but ended up owing Home Depot $18,000. Satchel also calls his buddy Juan for some help and we try to get in touch with an actor for a major commercial.

JT Kelley takes on a local business in Garden City, TX in order to become a king. The townsfolk think otherwise.   Leave the podcast a message at 469-909-2985 with whatever you want to share with us. Funniest messages might get you on the next episode! Leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and let us know what you think!

JT invites first responders from Shanksville, PA to talk about their experiences with the Flight 93 crash and the aftermath. 

Tennessee is a landlocked state in the U.S. South. Its capital, centrally located Nashville, is the heart of the country-music scene, with the long-running Grand Ole Opry, the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum and a legendary stretch of honky-tonks and dance halls. Memphis, in the far southwest, is the home of Elvis Presley’s Graceland, rock-and-roll pioneering Sun Studio and the blues clubs o...

JT and Robert have a conversation with Dallas Morning News reporter Nataly Keomoungkhoun regarding her experiences on reporting COVID-19, Black Lives Matter protests and more.    You can find Nataly on Twitter @natalykeo    You can now leave The Fart Locker a voice message at ‪(469) 909-2985‬. Best voicemails get featured on future episodes.

This all call episode finds us learning more about Shrek's lord and savior, big cats on the loose and we also share some of the messages we have been getting on the answering machine lately.    Leave us a message at 469-909-2985

Our week back and JT hits the phones in beautiful Glen Rose, TX. We also discover that the oldest tricks in the book still work.

This week's Fart Locker is a little different, because JT tells us about the time he went to jail from his stand up set opening for Jackie Kashian at The Creek and Cave in Austin, TX.  

Comedian Mike MacRae joins JT and Robert in The Fart Locker this week, talking about his most recent trip up north and how the FBI paid him a visit. Satchel calls in a pizza order and also needs a place to stay open late for a VIP.   You can find Mike MacRae on Twitter @MikeMacRaeMike and on The Jimmy Dore Show. 

JT finishes up his conversation with investigator Ed Opperman this week. They discuss Ed's involvement with Hunter Biden's laptop, investigating Epstein and Trump plus more. Conrad Fagan also learns how to make a phone call.

In this week's episode, JT was able to get a hold of investigator Ed Opperman for a phone call to discuss a variety of topics, such as the Palin scandal, Tiger Woods' affairs, the Bundy Shootout and so much more. Ed has worked in the investigations field since the early 1980s, first as an information broker and later in counter electronic surveillance. His specialization in cell phone forensics an...

Take a stroll down (recent) memory lane with us as we look back at some of the best calls from Satchel Rhinestone. 

This week's episode of calls reveals that 4th of July was cancelled for some and that Satchel is getting macaroons sent to him out of spite. We also learn what the softest bread type is for a baby. A special interview with internet royalty also happens to make its way into The Fart Locker.

This week's episode is something a long time in the making - an all phone call episode. Featuring the saga of the shaman salesman calling a small town trying to sell his wares, reports of aliens in car washes and a philosophical debate with a preacher on if Jesus Christ is the lord and savior of extraterrestrials.   Send your comments and questions to the podcast at thefartlockerpodcast@gmail.com

This week on The Fart Locker, JT and Robert finish up their talk with Chuck Zukowski about UFO hunting and also make some calls to get a bunker quote.    Learn more about Chuck's show 'Alien Highway' HERE. Check out more of Chuck's travels and investigations at https://www.ufonut.com/     As always, you can email the podcast at thefartlockerpodcast@gmail.com with any questions or comments.

On this week's episode, JT and Producer Robert sit down with UFO and paranormal investigator Chuck Zukowski to talk all things extraterrestrial and unexplainable. Chuck has been investigating UFO sightings for decades now, is the subject of the book 'The 37th Parallel: The Secret Truth Behind America's UFO Highway' and hosted his own reality show on Travel Channel titled Alien Highway.   Keep up w...

On this week's episode, JT and Robert sit down with comedian Tai Nguyen. They discuss Tai's new special "Sorry for Ruining Dinner" and also talk to Moses about dog fashion shows. Download Tai's special HERE.  

On this week's episode, JT and Robert talk to Austin comic and business tycoon Jimmy Tibbs about how he got his start in business and in Austin. We also take some calls about chickens, dollar stores and hear from an old reliable sponsor.   Listen to Jimmy Tibbs on Straight Shooting with Stevie Ray every Monday on Twitch, Facebook live, etc.   Send in any questions or comments to the podcast at the...

On this week's very special episode, JT and Robert sit down with three of the striking JuiceLand workers as they fight for better working conditions, compensation and also accountability for sexual harassment and racism within the company.  JuiceLand is a company based in Austin, TX that makes smoothies, juices and more with over 30 locations in Houston, Dallas and Austin.  If you would like to su...

On this week's episode, JT and Robert sit down with Kandace Medina and talk about Dance Dance Revolution, religion and more. JT also learns about Cyberpunk.   Follow Kandace on Instagram @chunkerknugget Email JT and Robert questions or comments at thefartlockerpodcast@gmail.com  

On this week's episode, JT sits down with Conrad Fagan and the two talk about how Conrad came to the conclusion on his sexuality with the help of Craigslist.    Send us your comments and questions to thefartlockerpodcast@gmail.com and we might read/answer them on the next episode.

On this week of The Fart Locker, comedian Sean Patton joins us to tell us the story of being in New Orleans before and after Hurricane Katrina and shares with us a memorable fart story from childhood. Sean Patton also recently released his latest comedy album Scuttlebutt , now available on all streaming services. You can catch Sean Patton on This week at the Comedy Cellar , or his half-hour Comedy...

On this week's episode, we continue our discussion with Hela the hacker, going deeper into her exploits. We also find out where to dine at with our emotional support animals. Email The Fart Locker with questions and comments at thefartlockerpodcast@gmail.com

On this week's episode, JT and Robert sit down with computer programmer and hacker Hela to talk about what hacking really is, her experiences as a hacker and more. We also ask around where to get a full cowboy experience. 

On this week of The Fart Locker, comedian Kandace Medina joins us to talk about her family and going from sales into comedy. We also ask where to get a reverse-pedi, what the rules are in the gym showers and more. Sponsored ad by Joey Z. Follow Kandace on Twitter and Instagram @chunkerKnugget Follow Joey Z on Twitter @JoeyZzzzz and on Instagram @jjjoeyzzz Email The Fart Locker with questions and c...