The Fart Locker

This week, Austin businessman and comedian Lando Shepard joins us from his car to talk about going vegetarian, his past life and more. 

After a few weeks away, JT tells us the full story of his experience at some local bible studies to try and make friends. 

This week it's just JT and Robert shooting the breeze about one year of doing The Fart Locker podcast and JT's first Jiu Jitsu tournament. 

On this week's episode, we sit down with pop-punk musician Anndy Negative and learn more about his music, releasing his single "When We Were Young" and being Canadian. JT also tells Anndy and Robert about black Israelites. Stream Anndy's music on Youtube, Spotify and anywhere else music is. Follow Anndy Negative on: Instagram - @anndynegative TikTok - @anndynegative

This week, we continue the journey with Satchel and Mohammed, plus we also call some coffee shops to durn down the music.  Note: we recommend turning up your volume for the last call.

This week chronicles the life and times of Mohammed from Baltimore and his affiliation with Satchel Rhinestone. We also get a story from Austin noise boy Fierce Deity.   Listen to Fierce Deity's "Cum 41" project here: https://doughgirltapes.bandcamp.com/album/all-killer-no-filler

The boys from KPISS' own show A Burning ATM (Mike Zorman and Erik Schwertfeger) log on to talk to JT and Robert about prank calls, noise shows and also their SNL audition characters.  You can tune into A Burning ATM online: https://kpiss.fm/show/a-burning-atm Follow A Burning ATM on Instagram and Twitter: @aburningatm  

JT and fellow comedian Hans Kim hang out and share some stories. We also hear another one of Satchel's serenades to a local business owner in the juice industry.   You can follow Hans Kim: Instagram: @DJHansKim Twitter: @DJHansKim Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HansKimComedy

JT talks with artist and internet personality Destin, AKA The Cryptid System about Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), which causes them to have multiple identities that come out on their own at random, or certain times. Destin goes into detail about their history with this disorder, the different identities they have as well as their efforts to help bring awareness to DID.   Follow The Cryptid...

Robert tells JT how his old apartment was used for human trafficking. JT also reveals he is rebranding himself. Our Super Bowl predictions are also the worst.

Unfortunately our guest this week bailed on us, but fortunately Robert pulled out some unreleased stories that Chuck Zukowski told us last Summer he'd been saving for a rainy day.   If you're a fan of Bigfoot or aliens, then this is for you.

JT asks his managers to put up or shut up on their numbers. We also check our messages. You can leave us a message at ‪(469) 909-2985‬.

This week, JT and Robert talk about fingers in butts and Muammar Gaddafi.

This week JT calls Graham Texas to let them know he sells cars for ANTIFA.

Comedian and professional snowboarder MK "Big Hog" Paulsen joins JT and Robert for some stories about his early onset mid-life crisis and the book Dune.    You can stay up to date with MK Paulsen on Instagram and  Twitter @mkpaulsen

This week, friend of the show musician Wyatt Corder comes on the podcast to talk a little music and a little MLM. JT also starts beef with security teams at shopping malls.   You can follow Big Wy and his brass band on Instagram @bigwybb and find them on Youtube.

JT tells Robert stories about times he's been fired from jobs for telling customers he's related to Sandra Bullock. Our next live show will be at The Creek and The Cave in Austin, TX on 01/14/2022 at 11pm! Get your tickets now at creekandcave.com

This week, we call around Mineral Wells in hopes of opening up a small business. Our next live show will be at The Creek and The Cave in Austin, TX on 01/14/2022 at 11pm! Get your tickets now at creekandcave.com

This week, Satchel checks in with The Dino Man, calls about a ladder on Craigslist and also gets advice about 14 year old boys. JT also serenades us with his favorite track in the hold music library. 

This week we're going down memory lane with some of the best calls made by Satchel Rhinestone!

This week, we are joined in the studio by Fast Ronald, comedian and professional vegan pastry chef. Ronald and JT swap stories of different scams, shoplifting and asking the hospital for slides. JT and Ronald also make some prank calls for a fully rounded out episode of The Fart Locker.   Follow Fast Ronald on Twitter @ITSFASTRONALD  

This week we are joined by Austin pop artist Kady Rain. Kady has performed on festivals ranging from Hot Summer Nights to Queer Riot to ACL Fest and has received accolades from a number of major outlets, including NPR, who named her song “RAD Moves” a Song of the Summer in 2018. Her self titled debut album is set to release in January 2022.    You can hear Kady's music on Spotify, Apple Music and...

Satchel Rhinestone calls some coffee shops to let them know about his event. We also get some advice about relationships.   The Fart Locker is hosting its first ever live show at Creek and Cave on November 5, 2021 at 11pm. Featuring some of the funniest people in Austin, plus all new segments from JT Kelley. Go to creekandcave.com for tickets and we hope to see you there.

This week we are joined by the one and only Bak of The FeedBak Podcast! He tells JT of his time in the French Boy Scouts as a kid growing up and more.   Leave The Fart Locker a voice message at 469-909-2985. Funniest messages might be featured in future episodes!

On this week's episode, Hela the Hacker explains to JT and Robert what happened last week when Facebook's servers went down. We also discuss conspiracy theories related to it and more.