The Family Size Podcast

Wanna hear about our drive-thru misadventures and niche pet peeves? Well you’ve come to the right place! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

This week, we celebrate four years of recovery for Michael, talk about the times Madison tried to kill him when they were kids, then reveal the albums that we find “unskippable”. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

We got another pile of month-old news to share with y’all! Everything from perverted basketball players to new developments in drug science! Strap in! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

After Madison shares a story from her busy week, Michael presents her with two anime-themed games. After that, we discuss our angel numbers and certain aspects of our spirituality in general, then Michael reads an article on a celebrity who was exposed as a monster in a “Where Are They Now?” segment. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Th...

In this episode, Michael details the roller coaster of a week he’s had before he and Madison combat the stigmas used to generalize southerners; then they play a game of Top This in which they share embarrassing moments back and forth and see who’s got it worse. Make sure to keep score of who you think won the game, and tell us on the release post for this episode on our Instagram @familysizepod. Y...

Alexandra is back! We decided the celebrate her birthday by inviting her back on the podcast to share stories and play games! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

This week in month-old news, we talk about the most controversial trending topics, from spokescandies to UFOs. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Madison performed for WHOM??? We talk about that in this episode, as well as a fraudulent insurance claim and other silly stuff going on in our lives, before playing an NBA trivia game to test Michael’s knowledge of one of our favorite sports. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Oh, joy! This week, we talk about basically everything scary that could come out of falling asleep! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

In this episode, we talk about issues we deal with in Mobile traffic, discuss how homophobes might actually be gay, and give our opinions on an r/amitheasshole thread. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

In this season finale, we discuss some of the hot button topics going on around the world at the time. Thank you for tuning in this season! We will be back in March. Take the time between now and then to catch up on our older episodes and share them with your friends!

In another laid back episode, we discuss things we have an irrational dislike for, talk about how our diets have been going, and play a game of “What Happens Next?”. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

No itinerary, but just as much to talk about! This week, we discuss everything from NBA 2K to mental disorders, and beyond! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

After a brief hiatus between recordings, Madison talks about what’s been going on with her recently, Michael shares some stories from his winter vacation, and then we play a new game and share the food crimes we have committed. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Happy new year! In this episode, we share our hot takes on popular athletes and celebrities, and discuss current world events. Michael (with the help of special guest Alexandra) also discusses his experience at the hospital where he had his gall bladder removed. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

*Go to 14:51 to skip Michael’s gift reveal.* For our New Year’s Eve special, we share our ANTI-resolutions, and discuss the things(and people) that we’d like to leave in 2022. We hope you enjoy, and have a happy and safe new year! If you like our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future episodes. Thanks for your support!

After Michael details the wild week he’s been through, Madison shares some of her favorite Christmas memories. Then we discuss a certain jolly man in red and what to tell your kids about him before playing a game of holiday mad libs. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future episodes. Thanks for your support, and happy holidays!

Yes, the one with Jim Carrey! In this review, we ask the questions that matter: Are there other Grinches? Are they all good engineers? Did Santa shrink himself down to fit onto this snowflake or do the Whos get their own Santa? Why is Lou so THICC??? We hope you enjoy, and have a happy holiday! If you like our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks fo...

This week, Michael tries to guess which unique holiday traditions are real - and which ones are made up by Madison. We also read mean tweets about the Grinch and discuss what makes us nostalgic during this season. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

It’s the first week of December, and we are ready to get into the holiday spirit! After discussing Michael’s trip to the urgent care center and sharing stories about our dogs, Madison hosts a Christmas-themed challenge for Michael and the audience! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future episodes. Thanks for your support!

Happy Thanksgiving! In this episode, we share things we are thankful (and not so thankful) for, and play a game of “What Happens Next?”. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

In this edition of Madison & Michael’s Movie Review, we revisit the 2009 comedy “Observe & Report” and realize our opinions are a little different than they were back then. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

In this episode, we welcome our first guest: Michael’s wife, Alexandra! We talk about all the fun they had for their anniversary, before reading an entry on r/amitheasshole, sharing embarrassing stories from childhood, and more! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future episodes. Thanks for your support!

This week, we discuss tattoos we have and/or wanna get, give our opinions on a viral video, and see who’s gonna get their Southern Card™️ revoked. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

In the first installment of Madison & Michael’s Movie Review, Michael’s upset and Madison is confused. Why? Because we’re discussing Kevin Smith’s body horror camp film, TUSK. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!