The Family Size Podcast

Michael returns with stories to tell and a message to send. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

Since Michael couldn’t join us again this week, Madison has brought on her creative friends, Michael & his partner Marlee to talk all things art and music. Michael is Madison’s guitar player in their band Paid to Pretend and between the two of them, there are some wild stories to tell. Tune in!

Michael is missing, but Madison has a few tricks up her sleeve as she invites her friend Kari to join her. In this episode, Kari sheds light on what it really means to be a witch, giving us new perspective on the practice all together.

We're revisiting a beloved classic from our childhood! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

Michael finally paid Madison back for making them watch Tusk. Not for the faint of heart! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

Madison introduces Michael to Big Edith and Little Edie, and we share our opinions on their relationship dynamic and how awkward the film crew is in this disturbing documentary. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

It's the first week of SPOOKY SEASON! Once Michael gets through recounting the harrowing tale of their experience with Riley's new groomer, we play Halloween Mad Libs and test our mettle with trivia about candy and seasonal traditions. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

In this episode, Michael is getting heavy into the football jargon again. Namely, thanking karma for an ankle injury. We also discuss the conspiracy theories surrounding celebrity deaths, real or faked…..

Happy Anniversary! After Madison turns the tables on Michael with a game from last week, we look back on our most memorable moments from our first year as a podcast. If you enjoy our show, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Michael shares some highlights(and lowlights) from his week before Madison puts him to the test with a game of “What Happens Next?”. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Michael shares some disappointing news, but the mood is immediately lightened by the fun we have in this episode! We tell each other's stories and play a couple games with Michael as the host and Madison (and you!) as the participant. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

After giving updates about Health Buddies 2023, we take personality quizzes... FOR EACH OTHER.  If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

“Yay! More Reddit!” is something we thought we’d never say, until we came across r/pettyrevenge. After reading several submissions on that subreddit, we head to WikiHow to learn how one can rid themself of negative energies(or identify a hex) by massaging their body with some sh*t out of their fridge.  If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content....

Madison shares a story that will have you wondering how she is still alive, then we scrounge around on Reddit again and read some more entries from r/amitheasshole. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

From discussion about which conspiracy theories hold merit to critiques of the mainstream definition of intelligence, we had some stimulating conversations in this episode. Hopefully they stimulate you too. Wait… If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

We’re back! And we got a lot to share, plus a game to play and a script to act out. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

In this season finale, we report on the big events going on over the last month for possibly the last edition of Month in Review. Thanks for sticking with us through season 2 of The Family Size Podcast. We will see you in a month or so!

In our typical subversive fashion, instead of celebrating Independence Day with hotdogs and fireworks, we have decided to discuss the life and death of College Football Hall of Famer and US Army Ranger Pat Tillman, highlighting the suspicious circumstances surrounding his death, including the cover-up that was orchestrated immediately afterward. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your...

In this episode Michael and Madison run through a list of supposed rude celebrities and Michael surprises Madison with a game of What Happens Next. That’s right folks, get ready because the tables have turned. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for more. Thanks for your support!

Happy Pride Month! We are three days away from Non-Binary People’s Day(and Michael’s birthday) so we have taken the opportunity to dedicate this episode to highlighting the history, struggles, and triumphs of the trans and non-binary community that Michael is a part of, as well as that of the bisexual community that Madison is a part of. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends,...

Everyone’s got that try-hard at work always sucking up to the boss. One Walgreen’s employee took that to the next level. Hear about that, as well as the ridiculous way an ex-NFL player tried to cure his hiccups, and so much more, on this edition of month old news! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support! HAPPY PRIDE MO...

Startling revelations! History lessons! Personality quizzes! This episode has it all! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support! HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! We did not forget! We will be posting a special Pride-themed episode on Thursday the 22nd, three days before Non-Binary People’s Day.

There are some things going on at Michael’s house that have him wondering if brand new houses can be haunted. After sending a chill up his sister’s spine, he goes on a rant about things on the internet that bother him to no end - a rant which Madison joins in on. Then, Madison presents Michael with a guessing game based around outrageous tales involving sinkholes. If you enjoy our podcast, please...

Kanye said WHAT about Jonah Hill? Transphobes are mad about some shit from two years ago?? SHREK 5?????????? All these things and more on this edition of month old news! If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!

Ever thought a singer’s voice completely embodied an emotion? Because we have! We talk about that and also go over more of our niche pet peeves in this episode. If you enjoy our podcast, please share it with your friends, and stay tuned for future content. Thanks for your support!