The Fairbairn Podcast

Those of you in our patreon would have been with us to craft Jaxon an irresistible Hinge profile, and now we all get to enjoy the fruits of our collective labour, as we trawl through the thousands of responses that Jaxon has had in the last week. We also aim to invent a contraption to stop elderly people from getting hurt when they fall over. Sorry for being a morally upstanding and problem-solvin...

We've listened to the feedback and heard you all begging, so we have dived in deep to investigate the artistic and cultural merits of both the Toy Story and The Incredibles franchises. But don't worry it's not all serious stuff, the boys also ask some important questions like 'How do compasses work?' and 'Was Rosa Parks a baddie?' All this plus so much more!   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairn...

Many people dream of one day of becoming famous & rich then being able to buy their parents a house, Jaxon has other ideas. We also get into the intricacies of the 2010 stomp clap phenomenon, PLUS an intellectual discussion on whether Batman is to blame for his parents death.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Fo...

Real Jaxonheads out there will know that our man has been training his butt off for a 24 hour ultra-marathon and finally, it happened. Not to be outdone though, Lachlan drove for most of the run to help keep the team fit and fuelled, so who can really say was the more important team member? Plus we have some stories from the early days of the internet and musings on eshay culture.   Head to P...

The boys are back on the eve of Jaxon's big run and he's outraged at a shocking oversight by Red Bull's organisers. Lachlan has also devised a list of the top 5 things to do while it's raining and #3 will PULVERISE you. Plus we've got some stories about life BHD (before high definition) and Dave has some big plans for his week!   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access...

Happy Tuesday fellow fairbairn fans! It's time for some good old fashioned farm yarns as the boys cast their minds back to the days when Daddy Fairbairn would put them to work on the great plains of Murray Bridge. We also get into all the action from the weekend's shows in Perth and everything that the great western city had to show to us. Plus schemes to get rich & racist dating?   Head...

The boys get introspective and self reflective as we tackle questions about morality, ethics, personal sacrifice and killing baby h*tler. We also get into some classic fairbairn family stories and questionable fashion choices, plus an educated discussion on the definition of gravity. Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follo...

Joining the boys in studio today is star of new ABC show Bad Company Will Gibb! Will talks about his upbringing in Murray Bridge and what he's been up to since Lachlan and Jaxon moved away. Plus we have our dream musical plots, how to order a TV show and an exciting audition opportunity for Jaxon!   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episod...

After Lachlan's ugly confrontation with a Wiggles legend, he's now decided he'll be standing up and helping another Australian kids icon. This time it's Bluey, who has found herself in a sticky situation with some nasty characters. Plus we've got red flags, the Michael Jackson movie and much more!   Go to https://surfshark.com/FAIRBAIRNDEAL or use code FAIRBAIRNDEAL at checkout to get 4 extra...

The boys are back after the Melbourne Comedy fest and ready to unload about everything that went down, plus a SHOCKING realisation for Jaxon. The boys also get into some cancelled movies, the saddest feelings, the Avatar leak and 9/11.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Fi...

The boys are in Melbourne soaking up the fun of the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and they've found an old friend to join them for the podcast. Coming to you from the Cold Ones studio, Lachlan, Juice World and Darcy bring you the stories from all the adventures together. We've also got words that trigger Jaxon, designing a kids movie and finding out how many people have died.   Go to https://sur...

The boys are fired up! This disgrace has gone on for too long and it's time someone took a stand. Yes we're talking about possible the greatest issue of our current day: Kids on E-Bikes. We also talk through rich people activities, teenage bedroom wall decorations PLUS the Top 5 Artists that it's worrying if you're too into them.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for acces...

Due to an unfortunate incident Lachlan is currently beefing with one of The Wiggles, so we've decided to make our own cast of characters to form a rival childrens entertainment group! How hard could it be? Plus there's a guide to social interactions, ranking spidermen, and unfortunate boners!   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes al...

Who is the best superhero of all time? Who is the worst? Should superheroes be stickier? What's on Jaxon's face? Why didn't the ministry of magic know that Hermoine was doing everyones homework? All these questions answered plus so much more in this thoughtful and inspiring episode   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free!...

You've heard of Disney Land. You've experienced Movie World. There's Six Flags, Universal Studios and Shanghai Haiching Ocean World. These are all household names for now, until their supremacy is surpassed by Fairbairn Land. With the help of our dear friend Sopha Dopha, Lachlan and Jaxon launch what is set to be the greatest amusement park anyone has ever stepped foot in and then potentially not...

Fresh off the plane from the land of the rising sun, Japanese Lachlan and Ben 10 are here to fill you in on all the happenings and goings on from their holiday. There was beef with fans, a lost phone, cultural critiques and so much more. Arigato for listening!   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Inst...

Much has been said about who could potentially fill the shoes of Daniel Craig as the next James Bond. Will it be Callum Turner? Will it be Idris Elba? Will it be Hunter Schafer? Or could it be someone completely different, someone not on the radar of many Hollywood insiders? Listen to find out who the dark horse in this race is.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access...

The boys are back from their shows at the Radelaide Fringe festival with stories galore. After the Adelaide Saga unfolds we get into the nitty gritty of which skills are the most useless, pointless and cringe to have in your arsenal.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Film...

Lachlan comes clean on a fib he made as a kid, meanwhile Jaxon decides who can or can't say a specific slur. PLUS we hear all about Valentines day, the circus, half time shows and the best way to piss off Christopher Nolan.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus Episodes all ad-free! Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Follow L...

With Lachlan still mysteriously missing, Jaxon enlists the help of dear friend of the pod, Pat Clifton from the You Wouldn't Podcast. We finally address the question on everyone's lips: How far can Pat deepthroat a banana? Plus Jaxon has a grand idea for how he plans on raising his kids. *Audio improves at 6:40 Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up for access to full videos and Bonus...

Lachlan has some explaining to do after walking in with bleach blonde hair but not before the boys discuss whether their dad thought they were gay for watching Hannah Montanna. PLUS we build our dream ranch and Jaxon gives a deadly ultimatum to save the film industry.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone will incur...

It's an absolutely stacked episode this week with FIVE, that's right, FIVE special guests. Your two favourite boys are joined by Gus, Matt, Sven, Ryan and Ben for one of the most jam packed hours of podcasting you've ever been subjected to.   Check Out Cool Guyz Online Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone will incur...

It's been a big weekend for the boys but it'll take more than that to keep them away from the studio. Plus, would you believe it, Jaxon is still broke.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone will incur an extra charge from apple. Sign up through web browser to pay the set price of $8   Follow the pod on Instagra...

The boys are back from a long break and ready to update everyone on the goings on and happenings in the world of Fairbairn   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone will incur an extra charge from apple. Sign up through web browser to pay the set price of $8   Follow the pod on Instagram Follow Fairbairn Films Foll...

Christmas season is in full swing as your hosts Lachlan and Christmas Jones bring you another holly jolly episode of the podcast. We talk millennial humour, scooby doo and the only rational reasons for people to get a happy meal.   Head to Patreon.com/TheFairbairnPodcast and sign up to get access to the Bonus Eps! NOTE: Signing up on an iPhone will incur an extra charge from apple. Sign up th...