The Expertly Done Podcast

Professor Barbara Bye (improvised by Olivia Wheeler) talks deeply with Ultimatum-Jones about her vital expertise in 'waving'. It's a free flowing conversation that touches upon the hospitality industry, slaps, village prosperity, dating, heartbreak, hello, goodbye, and waving to children. I recommend you catch up with an Olivia improv performance at 'Together' on the first Monday of every month at...

Merry Christmas to all you expert knowledge seekers! For this festive special, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones interviews the renowned Dr Keith Sleigh (improvised by Michael Ananins) about his vital expertise in 'pigs in blankets'. It is a focused and in-depth interview that touches upon a farmer's daughter, duvets, vikings, Latvia, zero gravity wrapping, folk tails and pigs. Useful links to where Michael...

Dr Geoffrey Allport (improvised by Steve Longstaffe) emerges from the world of theatre to talk to Ultimatum-Jones about his expertise in 'theatrical moustaches'. It is a thunderously gravitational dialogue via Yorkshire folk theatre, the death of a monarch, custard, an erotic Paris show and penguins. Seek out Steve on his Instagram page: @stephenlongstaffe and try and catch him in his one-person s...

Professor Sally Twinkle (improvised by Tracy Bevan) opens up to Winfred Ultimatum-Jones about the intricacies of the 'lanyard'. It is a must-listen-at-some-point interview that gives an unrivalled insight into the 'lanyard' via Die Hard, big families, Apollo 11, Lincoln, turtles, prison and Spain. Also, listen to Ultimatum-Jones struggle to say 'lanyard' throughout the interview. Useful links to w...

Dr Nigel Nimble (improvised by David Escobedo) takes Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into his mind and reveals an astounding expertise in 'sweatpants'. It is a wide ranging conversation about culture, society, childhood, cake-based education, fashion, and being arrested at a public swimming pool. Useful links where you can find David include: The Improv Boost Website: https://improvboost.wordpress.com/ In...

Professor Jean Blue (improvised by Ebe McInerney) drags Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into the dangerous world of 'drying Tupperware'. It is an average paced interview that digs deep into drying equipment, house fires, her relationship with her mother, other people's sacrifices and obsession. Useful links to where Ebe improvs and performs include: Chester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Facebook: https://www.fa...

In this episode, Professor Arthur Song (improvised by the bearded Phil Edwards) takes Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into the heart of a bag of meat with his endless knowledge and expertise relating to 'sausage meat'. Professor Song touches upon his father's passion for a sausage, his three GCSEs, what makes a good sausage meet, and the future of sausages in our galaxy. It's a must hear podcast for anyon...

The most requested expert in this podcast's sort history, Dr Pam Ham (improvised by the fantastic Sally Moss) gives Ultimatum-Jones a flying tour of her expertise in 'pigeon feet'. From her unusual upbringing, through her dabble with crows, and back to looking into a pigeon's soul through their feet - it is an enlightening flight through an extraordinary mind. Check out these Sally-based links! Sa...

It is season 3 of the Expertly Done Podcast and self taught journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones has learnt nothing. Despite that he continues his dive into podcasting with in-depth interviews with the greatest experts on the planet. The problem is the show is completely improvised and the experts don't know what their expertise is until after the interview starts and Ultimatum-Jones tells them wha...

The World's leading expect in 'table legs', Professor Madam Pippa Plywood (improvised by Lisa Dunning) gets expertly grilled by Wilfred Ultimatum-Jones in an eye opening interview that races through Brighton trees, grapes, smooth, rough, what-knots, drugs and lady shaves. You can find Lisa on Instagram: @lisan10 Chester Improv Society (CHIMPS) Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/people/Chester-Impr...

The utterly committed expert, Dr Jenny Goose (improvised by the wonderful Emma Bird) gives Ultimatum-Jones a powerhouse guide through her expertise in 'biscuit tins'. It's an unstoppable train of thought that touches upon royalty, ivory that's not ivory, branding, name changes, plane crashes, bodybuilding and more! Check out these Emma-based links! Take a class with Emma or go and see her perform....

Ultimatum-Jones goes deep down into the expertise of 'corners' with the World renowned, Dr Harry Barr (improvised by the marvellous Mark Turpin). It is a wide-ranging conversation that touches upon the vital contribution that corners make to hot-tubs, food, Finland, and much more. This is a learning experience you will not want to miss. You can find Mark on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mark....

Listeners will be dying to draw on the expertise of Professor Barbara Bennet (delightfully improvised by Lilith Welsh) as she tells Ultimatum-Jones about the fascinating subject of 'cutlery draws'. We hear about the professor's criminal parents, her obsession with scissors, her exhibition, and her new cutlery draw projects that will change the face of the kitchen, life and the universe. It's every...

For this episode the wonderful Portia Fahey improvises in the guise of Professor Kate Canoe, the World's leading authority on 'bath plugs'. Hear about the history of the bath plug, estranged parents, new plug mechanisms and how the Professor is to blame for austerity. Self-proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones is firing on at least one-and-half cylinders, so it's a passable interview! Por...

The most excellent Jamie Yates takes on the expertise of Dr James Morgan and his intellectually profound expertise in 'empty spaces'. It's a life-changing interview conducted by Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into the areas that sit between stuff and other stuff. And who knew penguins and nuns were involved!? If you would like to know more about Jamie and his adventures we recommend checking out: Everton...

The wonderfully talented Jen Hardy takes on the persona of Dr Sarah (or Dr Jane?) and her immense expertise in 'puddles'. It's an extraordinary deep dive by Winfred Ultimatum-Jones into those wet holes, parenthood, community and rivalries. You can find out more about the magnificent Jen on Instagram @jenhardyimprov and Facebook https://www.facebook.com/Jen. Hardy. Hej Get your tickets for the Live...

It's Christmas and Winfred Ultimatum-Jones has pulled in a festive expert for the The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist dives deep into Santa's sack to uncover Professor Kevin Snow's expert grasp on the subject of 'Christmas Day Snoozes'. It's a must listen if you want a contented and enjoyable Christmas Day. As promised, here are the links to everything mentioned in the episod...

The smashing Angela Langley puts on the painting and decorating improv dungarees to be an ‘expert’ in our nineth and final episode of this season's The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in his accountant's office with someone who goes way back. Links to Angela's goings on with the brilliant Broken Chair Improv are best found on their Faceb...

The joyful Kate Butler drinks from the improv pint as an ‘expert’ in our eighth episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones is in a dungeon and it gets rather emotional. Links to all of Kate's goings on are below... The Atom Improv: https://www.facebook.com/TheAtomimprov/ Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/ We drop an...

The stupendous Michael Ananins climbs into the improv rollercoaster in our seventh episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed in-depth journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in an interview that starts with the Vikings and ends with petty theft. If you want to know more about Michael and what he gets up to, here are a couple of links: Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www....

The magnificent Iain Luke-Jones puts on the ‘expert’ hat in our sixth episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed in-depth journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in an interview that spins into too many ideas and suppressed emotions. If you want to know more about Iain Luke-Jones and what he gets up to, here are a load of links: Iain Luke-Jones website: https://www.iainluk...

The wonderful Su Jackson dives head first into the pubic swimming pool of improv as an ‘expert’ in our fifth episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones find himself in childhood trauma territory. Links to all of Su's goings on are below... Wing It Improv: https://www.wingimpro.com/ The Atom Improv: https://www.facebook.com/TheAtomimprov/ Liverpool...

The calm under pressure David Hodgson pulls up his substantial improv trousers this week to be an ‘expert’ in our fourth episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in a deep dive into the tops of buildings. All the links to Dave's shenanigans are below: Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/ Flintshire Funn...

The smashing Ruth Malone eases into the improv chair this week. She is an astute and fabulous ‘expert’ in our third episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in an Egyptian cafe admiring the way out. Links to all of Ruth's goings on are below... Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/ Flintshire Funny Bone...

The classy Elizabeth (Liz) Hardy jumps into the improv chair this week. She is a magnificent ‘expert’ in our second episode of The Expertly Done Podcast. The self proclaimed journalist, Winfred Ultimatum-Jones finds himself in a library talking bathroom related fluff. Links to all of Liz's goings on are below... Liverpool Comedy Improv: https://www.liverpoolcomedyimprov.co.uk/ Merseyside Academy o...