The Editing Bay

Before Black Panther, before Blade, there was…Steel! What’s that, never heard of this film based on the DC comic starring the one and only Shaq? Yeah, there’s a reason for that.

What better way to celebrate the July 4th holiday than by taking in this classic about America’s favorite pastime. Also present are underage tobacco use, trespassing on private property, and some casual sexual assault. #MAGA

Joe reminisces about his radio days as we talk about shock-jock Howard Stern’s autobiographical movie. Does the self-proclaimed “King of all Media” make a successful transition to film, or is it all just a bunch of pig-vomit?

Before the resurgence of Disney animation in the early 90’s, Don Bluth was exploring the darker side of the craft. There are no singing mice in this one…just sword-wielding rats, a nightmarish owl, and a cat named Dragon.

With the final Fox X-Men film hitting theaters this weekend, we are taking a look at the penultimate entry in this hit-or-miss franchise. Special guests Hillary and Sarah join the discussion to determine whether this film is closer to “X2” or “X-Men Origins."

Love it or hate it, there’s no denying this Indie-darling struck a nerve in 2004. This highly-quotable but questionably derivative comedy turns out to be one of our most (Na)polarizing films we’ve ever reviewed.

It’s the month of “ani-May,” and so we continue our monthly anime-live-action-adaptation reviews with this doozy from 1995. It’s an exercise in how not to take a promising property and realize it in the flesh. This straight to home-video "film" is so bad, the state of Alabama just passed legislation against it.

This week we honor the late John Singleton as we review his entry into the Fast and Furious franchise.

This week we dip our toes into the soft-core porn genre with this 90’s classic about an undercover hooker. But stick around for the last 30 min, where we go all in with our spoilerific review of Avengers: Endgame!

With the 25th anniversary and a reboot right around the corner, the time is right to dig up this classic grungy-superhero flick. We discuss the tragic demise of star Brandon Lee in what is arguably his finest performance. And stick around for the final 15 minutes as we get giddy about the first trailer for Star Wars, Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker!

With the recent release of the first great Transformers film, we take a look back at where the not-so-great films got their start. Special guest (and Joe’s favorite Bernsen) Lorin joins in the conversation as we find out whether this first “Bay-former” flick is really more than meets the eye.

Riding the coattails of Indiana Jones, this Michael Douglas Production tries to capture the magic of those swashbuckling adventures. Columbian drug lords, alligators and Danny DeVito are aplenty in this cult favorite from 1984.

We continue our year of anime remakes with this doozy from M. Night Shyamalan. Call it boring, call it amateurish, but whatever you do, don’t call it “Avatar.” Special guest Luke joins in the fun as we roast this turkey from 2010.

The mockumentary genre gets some new blood with this entry from power-couple Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement. Turns out, despite all of the murder and immortality, vampires aren’t that different from us.

Before Brie Larson was kicking ass and taking names as Captain Marvel, she was saving owls in this “family” film based on a children’s novel. If you love animals and hate yourself, then maybe you will derive some enjoyment from this made-for-TV-quality movie.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a mediocre quasi-sequel to an iconic superhero movie! Before Zack Snyder reigned over the DC cinematic universe, this anomaly tried to re-introduce the man-of-steel to a new generation. But is it the ultimate Superman movie fans wanted? As Lex Luthor would say, “WRONG!"

If you’re a fan of anime, you no doubt have heard of the beloved series Dragonball Z. But you may not have seen this live-action adaptation, and that’s…ok. Joe and Joel are joined by special guest and Dragonball superfan Tes as we tear into this abomination.

In honor of the recent passing of screen-legend Albert Finney, we’re revisiting a favorite of ours. Tim Burton puts his best foot forward in this tall tale about a man dealing with the life (and death) of his father, and the fantastical happenings that may or may not have occurred.

In recognition of Valentine’s Day, we are celebrating the season of love with this deep-cut of a film. What if you met your soul-mate in heaven, only to have your new love sent back to Earth without out? Well fret not, because a bevy of aging rock stars will be there to help you find her.

It’s the third time around for this international man of mystery, but is three a crowd? Join us as we review the final chapter of the Austin Powers trilogy, and determine whether it’s solid gold, or - the in words of Fat Bastard - CRAP!

To coincide with the recent “live” TV presentation, we are going back to the 90s by way of this 2005 screen adaptation of this ground-breaking (if not flawed) musical.

Of all of the attempts to turn a comic-book property into a live-action franchise, this one just can’t catch a break. Hot off the 2nd season premiere of the popular (but doomed) Netflix series, we examine this misfire from 2004.

What happens if you take a beloved Mickey Mouse short from the 1940s, remove everything that people love about it, and replace that with Nicholas Cage? Find out as we try to conjure up a reason for this film’s existence.

Long before the 2017 reboot, the late Robin Williams and a standout supporting cast brought this tale of a board-game-from-hell to life. You will believe that monkeys can ride motorcycles. Also Joe & Joel give their review of the Golden Globes.

It’s that time of year where we look back over the previous 12 months and awards the highlights and lowlights of 2018. The coveted Eddy Awards are presented in a baker’s dozen categories that include Worst Actor, Worst Film, Best Guest Host, and Best Impersonation, to name a few. Enjoy!