The Early Thing

This episode has a lot of ups and downs and a lot of interesting conversations with important people. I miss my dad

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Why doesn't my mom like me now? PLEASE RATE THIS PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC AND PLEASE SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS PLS PLS PLS  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Check out “The E...

This morning, the sad man yells at kitten videos which are like so hectin cute i mean how is this dummy so mad at it like seriously get with the program/ He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://p...

This morning, the sad man is back! He got a long time of catching up but I think he's still got it.  This episode was recorded idk like 2 years ago  _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-thing-w-conall-lynch/id1492310873?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 _______________________________ Che...

This morning, the sad man is back! He got a friend on it too, but I think he's still got it. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podca...

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This morning, Philip Seymour Hoffman, no relation, stops by to share his opinions on many things. He is totally a real person so everything he says is totally real and allowed to be criticized. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThi...

This morning, the sad man is back at it with good audio and angry thoughts. These so-called “heroes” of Coronavirus are nothing but a joke. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Snapchat: conalllynch15 ___________________________...

This morning, the sad man is in a car and probably the angriest he’s ever been. His sister took his headphones without asking so he ran away because he’s a little kid. What a big meanie. I’m on social media! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing Instagram: @conall_lynch15 - https://www.instagram.com/conall_lynch15/ Snap...

This morning, the sad man is just casually talking and not really that angry which is strange. Very good mic quality for the foreseeable future which can be really cool. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if y...

This morning, the sad man is sick of the quarantine and hates seeing people out and about trying to wave to him. He also hates people who don’t curse because I mean idk what the hell. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please ra...

This morning, the sad man is angry at survival tools, shampoo, and Bernie sanders. It seems so interesting. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review if you enjoyed): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-early-t...

This morning, the sad man shares an old podcast he did by himself before this one even existed. There are 10 of them so who knows how or when but at some point they will be released. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rat...

This morning, the sad man yells at his father for just trying to be a good dad. He also gets personal about his family life which obviously only is a good thing. Social media is also an issue again and is just insane. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing...

This morning, the sad man yells at people who have more friends than him and rap music. He also does some impressions so get those waves of laughter out cause he is on fire. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review...

This morning, the sad man yells at his car and people who think they can fix cars. He thinks terrible things and says words that should never be said in a church parking lot, but hey… who cares. He also cracks himself up like twice because of some stupid thing that he said. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _...

This morning, the sad man yells at his brother for somehow getting away with harassment. Notice how I didn’t say sexual harassment because it was to his sister so that would be weird. Or hot. Who am I to judge you can like what you want. He also yells at his dad for buying a pointless speaker and at people who are traveling during this outbreak. What a bunch of losers. I’m on twitter! Follow for f...

This morning, the sad man yells about yet another haircut he got that was far from adequate. He also yells at unwritten bathroom rules that make no sense and should be changed because girls 100% fart and poop. Follow twitter to see the evidence of the shitty haircut and stay crunchy. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEa...

This morning, the sad man yells about alcoholism and the rap music. I don’t think he’s an alcoholic, but some evidence from friends might prove otherwise. Anyway, this idiot made it to 30 episodes!! that's pretty amazing so how bout celebrating with Conall by supporting the podcast. The lowest tier is just 1 dollar a month that's not so bad. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and help...

This morning, the sad man yells about one of mankind’s greatest inventions, porn. Listen to his stupid stories of how he jerked off a lot and was never technically “caught”. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The Early Thing” on Apple Podcasts (and please rate/review...

This morning, the sad man yells about Coronavirus and airport security. He also gets political for the first time ever live on the air! If you disagree with any of the opinions mentioned in today's episode, feel free to write down your thoughts on a piece of paper and shove it down your grandmother's throat. Have a nice day. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for du...

This morning, the sad man yells about cold weather and people who tried to get him to be cool in middle school. They were honestly probably just trying to be friends with him, but I guess he started getting that defensive at such a young age. Apologies for the horrible audio he sucks ass. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/...

This morning, the sad man yells about how down syndrome wrestling matches work. I’m sure there's a simple answer but this idiot has no idea and would probably prefer to just continue to make fun of it because he is a big meanie. I’m on twitter! Follow for free lasagna recipes and helpful advice for dumping your Aunt: https://twitter.com/TheEarlyThing _______________________________ Check out “The...