The Dynasty Football Life Podcast

What a great episode at Dave's expense! This week the fellas discuss what to do if you are 0 and 3. When is the time to tear it down and build or add that missing piece? Dave gets an intervention and no, its not for his pronunciations. Ty, Nick and Jay tear him and his team down as a prime example of a team with pieces and promise and how to build for the something more than mediocrity. We se...

Injuries run rampant across the NFL and apparently Skype was also playing hurt. Apologies for the audio this week as we had some poltergeist messing with us and try as hard as I might; I was about as effective at quelling it as Dave has been in his decade long rebuild. Saquon, McCaffrey, Mostert, Raegor...and the list goes on to Tyrod Taylor getting impaled by his team Dr. Strange times, strange t...

Quick and dirty edit. Quick and dirty episode. We mess with Dave's intro. Dave says something ridiculous, Ty is a jerk, Jay is immature and Nick keeps us from being a total bomb. Don't have much time to "creatively" edit or write much of an intro. My dog is sick and my apartment is small! DM and Follow us on Twitter @dynastylife_ff Give us a visit! https://www.dynastyfootballli...

Dave absolutely nails his intro. What a true professional. Ty has yet again predicted a massive week one for Sammy Watkins again signalling Dave to finally unload him. Nick is a scuttler. Ol' scuttles DeJong. We are once again predicting the Browns will be a fun team to watch and this time we might be right! Dave has forced us to create a drinking game where every time he mentions Tavon Austi...

After a near 2 month hiatus, the fellas return with a banger. This one goes off the rails pretty quick but thankfully Jay is very mature and gets it back on track as per usual. Nick wants to pay Jay to assist in his hygiene. Dave ensures I slap the NSFW tag on this in his intro and it's not the only change we have seen in him. Since his Sex and the City tour he has become quite passive aggres...

Ty and Jay explain our absence and make some lofty promises. DM and Follow us on Twitter @dynastylife_ff Give us a visit! https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/

The fellas are really looking forward to getting back to recording in person and eliminating all the weird sounds coming through Skype. We will all miss the thrice hourly sounds of motorcycles coming through Dave's mic. Dave is a host, Eagles soar and he once broke his ankle just to impress a girl. These are just three of the amazing facts you will learn in this episode! Ty fought a cardinal...

The fellas are really looking forward top getting back to recording in person and eliminating all the weird sounds coming through Skype. We will all miss the thrice hourly sounds of motorcycles coming through Dave's mic. Nick sells marbles and is currently awaiting a federal bailout. He wants some of that sweet, sweet Yeezy money. Dave has directly impacted Matt Barkley's ADP but didn&ap...

This week the fellas discuss what would be their perfect draft if given their optimal selection in every round. ADP is partially thrown out the window and some great insight is given as to why. I mean, if all you are using is ADP you might as well be auto drafting. 15 rounds of a 1 QB dynasty startup. Speaking of startups, why is there always a motor cycle starting up on Dave's end of the aud...

This week the fellas discuss the price of a good man and decide who to buy and who to sell. Dave was confused by the instructions and came set with his personal list of mail order husbands and some very explicit and confusing pictures. Some things happened and we discuss them. No spoilers but the Brandon Aiyuk bandwagon is full and Nick is packing some serious heat! Josh Gordon is back...again......

On the heels of the DFL Dynasty Startup Draft, the fellas break down the NFC and look for deals like a Grandma shopping for the holidays in July. Speaking of the elderly, Dave has been exercising with shake weights...at least that's what we hope he was miming at us while recording. Dave is also a bargain hunter and he's all about value, the Toyota Camry of podcast hosts some say. Nick ha...

On the heels of the DFL Dynasty Startup Draft, the fellas break down the AFC and look for deals like a Grandma shopping for the holidays in July. Speaking of the elderly, Dave drafted Matt Barkley this week and then followed up that gem by cutting his own hair...Can we get a wellness check for Dave? Oddly enough, many of these players are also on Jays Dynasty Startup roster...bargain hunter extrao...

Dave learns about photosynthesis, I guess he missed that 3rd grade class. If you are looking for a new Prius though, see Dave. He knows all about efficiency. Just don't ask about his money tree...the woman is safe though. Moors vs Moops, the debate continues. John Ross gets dragged through the mud. Dave was right about Darius Slayton but he won't be on Ross. If a thousand Mariota's...

Jay loves Dave, Dave is indifferent to Jay. Maybe it's because Jay only tells him he loves him right before he verbally abuses him? Interesting fact; as the oldest member of the group, Dave is an ageist. Go figure. Nick and Ty are once again the voice of reason as the fellas debate their recently released top 150 Superflex Dynasty Rankings . We were all both wrong and right in this Schrödinge...

Jay loves Dave, Dave is indifferent to Jay. Maybe it's because Jay only tells him he loves him right before he verbally abuses him? Interesting fact; as the oldest member of the group, Dave is an ageist. Go figure. Nick and Ty are once again the voice of reason as the fellas debate their recently released top 150 Superflex Dynasty Rankings . We were all both wrong and right in this Schrödinge...

In an effort to keep things fresh and dangerous, Jay slips Peyote into Dave's coffee and they just dream. What if we could create a new league format where we eliminate the lowest common denominator and increase league participation? Peyote may not have been involved, but it would definitely explain the Quilt and our creative and albeit, insane idea. Tune in this week to find out just what th...

This week the fellas get together to discuss their rankings and why everyone else is wrong. Speaking of wrong, Jay thinks Nick is insane, Nick thinks Jay is on crack, Ty is probably right, Jay smokes some crack and Dave threw off the averages as often as he brings up Tavon Austin. Speaking of Tavon Austin, Ty has an idea for a new drinking game. YouTube Link https://youtu.be/CDgGcZNh4j0 See all th...

This week the fellas get together to discuss their rankings and why everyone else is wrong. Speaking of wrong, Jay thinks Nick is insane, Nick thinks Jay is on crack, Ty is probably right, Jay smokes some crack and Dave threw off the averages as often as he brings up Tavon Austin. YouTube Link https://youtu.be/rWKrpPLrAV0 See all the rankings at https://www.dynastyfootballlife.com/2020-rookie-rank...

The fellas complete their first ever trilogy to more critical acclaim than the last Star Wars installment. This week we breakdown the 2020 draft landing spots; with RB, WR, QB and TE conveniently chopped up into 3 episodes. Ty loves what Green Bay did in the first round, Jay thinks Jake Fromm will usurp Allen any minute now and Nick not only turns Jay on, he also turned Jay on to Adam Trautman who...

The fellas complete their first ever trilogy to more critical acclaim than the last Star Wars installment. This week we breakdown the 2020 draft landing spots; with RB, WR, QB and TE conveniently chopped up into 3 episodes. Dave somehow finds a way to continually work Tavon Austin into every second episode. We are no longer talking to him. Nick, in the hopes he can finally record a clean episode t...

The fellas complete their first ever trilogy to more critical acclaim than the last Star Wars installment. This week we breakdown the 2020 draft landing spots; with RB, WR, QB and TE conveniently chopped up into 3 episodes. Nick has some intimate knowledge on Pete Carroll's hygiene whilst completely neglecting his own. Three Bills fans almost forget about Zack Moss, maybe a few of them are Si...

Quick and dirty edit with few bells and whistles...which will be familiar to any of Dave's past lovers. Draft starts this Thursday April 23rd, so give this episode a listen to find out who is taking which OT and how long will we have to wait for WR and RB???!!! This week the fellas break down each teams needs and muse on each pick 1 through 32. Spoiler Alert, Ellen isn't very nice and we...

The pandemic is over! The fellas get together in person...just kidding! We aren't Dak and Zeke...Tsk tsk. Dave straps himself to his chair to stop the fidgeting and the cord awakens something. Nick is finally having a bath to everyone's relief, and awakens something else in Dave.  Dave is fully awake now. Ty makes some funnies and is surprisingly kind this episode. He even bought Nick a...

Welcome to part 2. Thanks for sticking with us! We are forced to link up online and complete our first Dynasty start up mock draft of 2020 and instead of just hearing our voices, you are blessed with our faces as well. Join us on YouTube and see our beautiful mugs and ugly draft picks. Or is it the other way around? Dave is marinating, Jay thinks Nick is boring and Ty wants beer at the most inoppo...

We are forced to link up online and complete our first Dynasty start up mock draft of 2020 and instead of just hearing our voices, you are blessed with our faces as well. Join us on YouTube and see our beautiful mugs and ugly draft picks. Or is it the other way around?  Dave is marinating, Jay thinks Nick is boring and Ty wants beer at the most inopportune times. Join us for a 2020 mock draft wher...