The Dynasty Football Life Podcast

Dave has a raccoon problem. Ty has a secret regarding raccoons. Dave doesn’t have garbage cans, so it’s less of a raccoon problem and more of a “not having a garbage can problem”. Not sure where his teams live, considering his lack of garbage cans… This week the fellas deep dive into a selection of some the top wide receivers about to hit the NFL draft! 2024 is gonna be a doozy! Marvin Harrison Jr...

Which rookies have tantalized us with their wares and which others leave us with a bit of buyer's remorse? Unfortunately fantasy football does not accept returns. At the halfish way point we are gonna pulse check this year's crop of rookies. Who has exceeded expectations? Who is worth waiting on and who are we getting close to moving on from? C.J. Stroud, Puka Nacua, Jahmyr Gibbs, Jordan A...

Did Taylor Swift put Travis Kelce on the map? We have been following Travis since his starring role on “Catching Kelce”. This week is part 1 of our breakdown of the upcoming 2024 NFL Draft! On the doc this week are the quarterbacks! If you wanna get a jump on your leaguemates, have a listen! *Disclaimer. If you don’t like penis jokes, skip the section on Michael Penix Jr. The fellas have a tough t...

Welcome to the 69th (nice) instalment of The Dynasty Football Life Podcast! Dave tells a harrowing story of a recent altercation with the police. Unlike Chris Olave, he did not make the news.  Believe it or not! Puka Nacua is a top-10 dynasty wide receiver? Is DeShaun Watson washed and not going to return to being a good NFL QB? Is Quentin Johnson the next Jalen Reagor? Will Marquise Brown will fi...

Panic meter segment! Are you panicking about certain players? Do you suffer from a case of the Jeudy’s? We are just what the Dr ordered! On the panic radar, or is it a meter? On the panic device? This week we have appearances from James Cook, Jerry Jeudy, Damien Pierce and Jahan Dotson! We play a spirited round of “Dynasty Choose ‘em”. Jay was pushing to play “Wife Swap” instead but the fellas had...

In the 3rd grade Dave sprained a joint, which one of the many things Dave has in common with Anthony Richardson. A Richardson less field is sad for fantasy. Have his injury woes impacted our rankings? Unlike The Highlander, Cooper Kupp and Puka Nakua can both exist at the same time! Achane is out. Fire up your Mosterts and maybe Jeff Wilson Jrs? Dave wants to know how Mr. Wilson Sr is doing. It’s...

So you made a bad pick or two in the 1st or 2nd round of the past few drafts and now you don't know what to do? Situation may be bad or maybe they aren’t living up to their potential; no matter what, they are still declining assets. Is it time to take what you can get for them before they become the next Kevin White on your roster? Or is fantasy relevancy right around the corner? We discuss so...

Jameson Williams is small and fast and that is something Ty is all too familiar with. He is back for this week but has his buy low window closed? Quentin Johnson disappointed in what is to be believed an expanded role with Mike Williams out. What are the expectations moving forward? Keaton Mitchell. Post Achane archetype hype or is there a path to touches in the ravens backfield? Ty says unkind th...

This week the fellas predict the next Taylor Swift single. "Catching Kelce" was a show and T Swift took that as a challenge. Jay mispronounces Jahan once again. Dave, not to be outdone, mispronounces almost everything. "Buying the Hype or Buyers Remorse?" and "Believe it or Not" are two new segments that make their debut. Hint. There may be some remorse on the Justin...

Dave's got a thing for Dolphins and so does Rodgers. One is attempting a return for the playoffs and the other isn't allowed at SeaWorld anymore.  Who is in the Shadows? What is he doing there? Jay is, that's who. What's he doing? No one knows. Probably mashing it.   Puka Nacua. What's his dynasty value now? Hint. It's high. Dave doesn't remember Keke Coutee but...

Dave has many fantasies. 3.98 is good enough for him and his wife thankfully. ACL and Achilles are used interchangeably. Jets are cursed. Madden curse or are the Bills just cursed? Is Zach Wilson a buy? No. No one ever suggested that. Week 1 was a cruel mistress. The Aaron Rodgers era almost lasted longer than Jay in bed and still almost outperformed the Giants offense.  Overreactions are abound i...

Hello there and welcome to the most profound episode ever where the fellas come to the conclusion that injuries affect fantasy production. Might affect real production too but the science isn't settled on that quite yet. In other news, the earth isn't flat, it's just not as round as you think it is. Jay promises to make some cuts so he doesn't look so stupid but he is also a la...

Join in this week as the fellas talk Jonathan Taylor, the island nation of Palau, the Trey Lance trade and Debbie Gibson. We get into the potential Year two WR breakouts and try to predict the next Tony Pollard situation. Jay won't stop making boat jokes. Dave confuses everyone by continuing to bring up Josh Doctson, and Ty does everything he can to carry us back to respectability.  DM and Fo...

It's been a while.  We missed you. Did you forget about us? They forgot about Dre once and we are the Dre of podcasts Eminem once said off the record... Anthony Richardson, Tavon Austin, Bijan Robinson, Steve Largent and Dalvin Cook oh my! The fellas are back at it and will be back weekly until the inevitable forest fires take us all.  Jay gets paid by the word and the pay is good. Ty provide...

We are back to recording as interesting things are a happening! Apparently syndication does not pay as well as Dave thought and we must again line the coffers. In all seriousness, this is easily our favorite time of year. Free agency and then the draft. What more could a fantasy football nerd require?  This week we break down the free agency moves, crack some wise and manage to work in "Dawso...

Dave is still having trouble with Devonta vs Devonte. Man of culture he is! Jay is obsessed with girth and may be compensating. Nick refrains from naming the appendages that players use to make their way downfield. Ty continues to evaluate excellently but just don't mention Justice Hill. The 2021 draft is shaping up to be a good one. Definitely not 2020 good, but some great talent none the le...

Dave is complex, Nick is simple. Ty is an enigma and Jay is breathtaking. The 4 horseman of the pandemic have re united now that Dynasty is in its most interesting season, the Draft season! This week we discuss what has a greater impact, the Stafford/Goff trade or our return to the podcastosphere, and how does it impact the offense and talents on the Rams and Lions. Time will tell. Where is Deshau...

Dave nails his intro yet again, we continue the Slack v Chinos debate, Jay confuses "Wife Swap" with a "Freaky Friday" reference and things got weird...Ty points out all of our errors without being sassy and Tanner is sassier than Honey Boo Boo. Nick just watched "Eat Pray Love" and is now finding himself. Due to covid travel restrictions it will be in the confines of...

The fellas have been busy. Lost expeditions to the frozen Tundra of our motherland in search of the elusive Leptonychotes weddellii,  we return back to the lucrative world of podcasting in order to raise funds to continue our search in the correct continent. All kidding aside, life got busy and we are just getting back into the swing of things, and what better way to do that then have a little Roo...

Dave's not here man and neither is Nick. Ty, Jay and Tanner hold down the fort this week. That's right, it's a fort. These giant man children podcast out of a blanket fort, although there is some controversy on pillows being superior fort building materials. Jay takes some low shots at Dave as to be expected but since he's not here to defend himself, it comes across a little pe...

Dave opens up with a Hartford Whalers joke, this bodes well...Dave knows little for fantasy football but is an expert on Weddle Seals.  Sorry for the lack of an episode last week. We recorded a great one but skype had other designs and decided we needed a shrieking ghost repeatedly in the background. Dalvin Cook, Christian Kirk, Jake Lutton, DJ Chark and Jerry Jeudy make an appearance this week. W...

This week we have a special guest! Well not like super special, or above average really...but if you live in Espanola, he's kind of a big deal. Dave and Tanner go way back to the club they both co founded, "Men Who Can't Pronounce Names Properly Anonymous". The cat is out of the bag as Nick accidently reveals his top Porn Hub category. Jay nails punchline after punchline and ne...

Dave can't say C-E-H, does he have CTE? Let's find out! He may have a difficult time with 3 letters strung together from the alphabet, but he knows this is not great for CEH production moving forward. On a scale of 9 to 10 we discuss how concerned we are for Baker Mayfield, 9 being very concerned and 10 being very very concerned. Speaking of dumpster fires, the Philadelphia Eagles have s...

We got a hell of a shoe for you guys! No, that is not a typo unfortunately. Dave is slowly becoming more and more like Ron Burgundy, which is appropriate since Dave is stuck in that era. Nick is back after his legendary Ohio crime spree no worse for the wear. Michael Thomas fights his teammates and Melvin Gordon fights common sense and does a little drink driving. The news is hot and heavy and we...

Jay, Ty and Dave are one brain short this week since some troubling news has come out regrading our vaunted Nick. Nick's real name is Rex Jenkins and he's a fugitive from the law in Columbus Ohio. Stole a marble rye. Ty likes Jay's shirt and Dave is just jealous. "Quarterbacks all have heads." "Raheem Mostert has a knee and it's sore." Just a few of the deep...