Dalton Dye

The Dye Is Cast

Comedy EN ↓ 42 episodes

Life’s a mess and I’ve lived through enough of it to prove the point. With a perspective forged in the fire of bad decisions and near misses, this podcast speaks of the odd beauty in life's more useless truths, of movies and machines, and of liberty scavenged from the chaos. There is no filter, no pretense—only the raw truth of a life that’s seen too much and learned too little. The dye is cast, and the joke’s on all of us.

Author

Dalton Dye

Category

Comedy

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Latest episode

Oct 8, 2025

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Episodes

Emergency Ep - Teflon Don 14.07.2024

In today’s bonus therapy session, Dalton goes on a rant about the Trump Assassination attempt that happened last night before discussing the recent Trump trials as well.

Ep. 15 - Gave England What For 11.07.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about a bunch of farmers giving England what for, before breaking off into a talk about Dr. Disrespect and creepy French laws, then concludes with a rant about working for a perfectionist.

Ep. 14 - OGADHD 01.07.2024

In today’s therapy session, Dalton rambles some more about guy humor, about the Hawk Tuah girl, working Rescue but never Search, and rambles a lot about being a Hyper Hypo spaz. Kind of all over in this session.

Ep. 13 - 37 Revolutions 20.06.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about his week which included his 37th birthday before remembering a time when he could search YouTube and find ZERO results before wandering into a converation about electric cars and his frustration with sports cars becoming sedans, and then, we go back to the US Constitution, picking up where we left off and make our way up to the 13th Amendment. Only...

Ep. 12 - The Constitution 14.06.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton gives his surefire method to turning his wife on, before complaining about geographically challenged women, then realizes he's never read the Constitution and decides to try and decipher it, in real time. I’m trying something here, and again, it might be stupid, so if you're into it, cool, if not, check back next week. Love love love.

Ep. 11 - Cuomo Say What 07.06.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton talks about getting too drunk on the boat this weekend, before breaking off into a rant about Chris Cuomo, until finally, he ends with a discussion about his experiences around homeless people.

Bonus Ep - F*** Off Stingray 03.06.2024

In a bonus therapy session that was going to be a replacement for episode ten before I decided, who cares, just release episode ten AND this one, Dalton rambles about his poorly planned trip to the beach last weekend before covering the dangers of large quantities of moving water

Ep. 10 - Don't Keep The Head 02.06.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton begins to brush the surface of his long stint as a junkie extraordinaire before shifting gears and rambling about Florida and what kids are up to these days.

Ep. 9 - The Nightingale 24.05.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about his kid's "riveting" play before talking about tornadoes, being struck by lightning, free refills at restaurants, culminating in a ramble about "great" ideas that ultimately suck.

Ep. 8 - Moonshiners 15.05.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about his thoughts on the Brady Roast, movie bloopers, the work of Christopher Nolan before rambling into the answer to his own question, how did Moonshiners modding their cars turn into Nascar?

Ep. 7 - A Horde of Rats 10.05.2024

In today's therapy session, our first hour long session, our hero recounts his latest battles against the horde of rats overtaking his homestead, before meandering into an onslaught of hard hitting topics, culminating with an answer to the age old question, "nature or nurture." Or maybe not.

Ep. 6 - Date Night 03.05.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about his date night with his lady from the night before covering the perils of maintaining a second family.

Ep. 5 - Duhnee Veelnuuv 21.04.2024

In today's therapy session, Dalton rambles about the Eclipse, his life, and the amazing films of Duhnee Veelnuuv.

Ep. 4 - A.I. Can't Replace The D 10.04.2024

In today's episode, Dalton rambles about his son being able to speak and the patience required to not knock your kids the fuck out before meandering into a side quest about falling behind in life and his fear of AI.

Ep. 3 - Let’s Go to Prison Pt. 1 03.04.2024

In todays episode, I go back and tell you about a little rough patch in the ole Double D’s life. So put your jumpsuits on, grab the soap, and line up for the first part of our Special Episode.

Ep. 2 - Double Tap 29.03.2024

Episode 2. Another short one but a little better than episode 1. Today I dive into some random subjects like raising children, and training them to be John Wick.

The Dye is Cast 27.03.2024

Hey. I'm Dalton Dye and this is my podcast. I almost guarantee this is going to be terrible. This is the first episode and I'm trying to figure out what I'm even doing. The artwork doesn't match up with the title but whatever, I'll have new artwork within the next week or so that will match the title.

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