The Dye Is Cast

The Dye Is Cast

In this episode, we briefly touch on some developments and reactions to the Charlie Kirk assassination, before criticizing Trump and his hypocrisy on “free speech” and “hate speech.” Then we discuss Scott Horton’s recent 10 hour epic interview on Lex Friedman’s podcast and how his extensively researched opinion is hard to disagree with. Then we discuss the recent Howard Stern news and the shows de...

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Sorry for the delay folks, but I'm fully moved in and back on track. In today's episode, Dalton starts off with the somber realization that Patel & Bongino were false hopes, then we're taking a hard look at Biden's cancer diagnosis and Dalton has some questions for his doctor, then we move to the lighter side of the news and discuss the Porn-Addicted Amazon Tribe that's fil...

In this week's episode, Dalton covers all things Pope-related before lashing out at the FSU school shooter and theorizes a new method for dealing with them. Finally we cover the damage dealt to a parking lot full of cars by a meth addicted (allegedly) woodpecker. The Dye Is Cast

In today's episode, our hero begins by regaling us with a harrowing experience at the local fair, before shifting gears into a review of the Dave Smith & Douglas Murray debate on JRE this week, which seamlessly transitions into a highly contentious rant about America's #1 "Ally." The Dye Is Cast.

In today's episode, we talk about the biggest news of the week, Trump's Tariffs and the effects it's having on the economy. Then we dive into the Execution Triple Crown that America just pulled off. Then it's into some movie news with an unexpected new David Fincher now set for the near future. Get ready...The Dye Is Cast

Biden’s not even signing his own bills & pardons, Brazil’s clearing out chunks of the Amazon for a..climate summit!?!?.. and Daltons ready to take up arms against our neighbor to the North for no reason. Meanwhile, Elon and Tesla are under siege for being “right,” Starship keeps blowing up, and the media keeps quietly admitting the headlines they use to push narratives are total bullshit. We’re al...

On today’s launch, we ignite the engines and lift off with the thrilling conclusion to the Gene Hackman mystery. Next, we execute a clean first-stage separation as we jettison into criticizing the Democrats’ chaotic behavior during the Presidential Address and the political crater they’ve blasted for themselves with women voters. We then throttle up to orbital velocity with a breakdown of the Demo...

Dalton takes off with some feverish chess chat, then it’s on to the Gene Hackman Murder Mystery, with a brief layover at the White House to kick Zelenskyy out, then we begin our final decent with a secret gay actor rendezvous before landing on some Sir Nolan Odyssey talk. The Dye Is Cast

Canada won but guess what, they’re still Canada, so we won. Kash Patel is Double Knighted as he takes his seat at the Table and South Carolina is injecting inmates with lead. The Dye Is Cast.

Dalton comes out swinging at those Canucks for daring to disrespect our beloved Anthem before ripping into the Eagles and their backwards city and all I can think is, Bill Burr was right about Philly. Then it’s onto DOGE and all it’s Elon-led, autism-fueled glory, causing the deep state to freak and discover new ways to defend waste, which transitions perfectly into a rant about the unFederal nonR...

In this weeks pod, we start on the two big plane crashes, RFK Jr. getting the ol’ Senate hazing, and Atlanta straight-up killing a homeless dude with a bulldozer (???). Started cooking up a Trump vs. Obama cabinet battle royale, but then my wife came home early and shut it down. Classic. Enjoy.

We kick things off with Trump’s Greenland fantasy (she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine) progressivism going up in flames (literally), and Charlemagne’s late-game Trump pivot. After a brief detour, we dive into inflation confusion and NYC’s love affair with corrupt mayors. Closing thoughts include the ban on Red Dye 3 and Obamas forced Danish balcony moment. The Dye is Cast. Also, f*** the S...

Dalton first dives into the Sir Nolanverse with his next joint, The Odyssey and then we celebrate Trudeau tapping out from ruining our 51st state. Then it’s straight into California burning (literally and financially), the January 6th-iversary, Trump claims the Gulf of America, and we cover the government “oopsie” on job numbers. Also, a dive into Unhinged—a wild, tension-packed thrill ride—and Am...

Dalton breaks down the wild week: terrorist attacks in New Orleans and Vegas (crazy stuff), Biden commuting death sentences like it’s no big deal, and the end of Jimmy Carter’s long run. Then, things get spicy with a philosophical dive into the point of marriage if kids aren’t involved. Deep stuff. Hit play if you’re into that sort of thing. Or don’t—whatever.

Dalton kicks things off roasting Luigi Mangione, the world’s dumbest assassin, before diving into Javier Milei’s wild ride: tanking inflation, beefing with every leftist in South America, and RSVPing to Trump’s inauguration. From there, it’s onto a brutal South Korean plane crash, Trump’s TikTok ban delay, Magnus Carlsen getting kicked out of chess for wearing jeans, and a love/hate breakdown of T...

We open with a tale of betrayal and lustful passion: me, another man, and a Viking video game. After that, we break down the latest $2 billion Biden’s sending to Ukraine, why it’s stupid, and all the ways it could’ve been better spent (or not spent at all). Dalton flexes his big brain with some book recs to help you hate the government even more. Then we talk drones—what they’re doing, what the fe...

In this episode of The Dye Is Cast, Dalton kicks things off with a life-changing shoe-lacing hack—the heel locker trick—because who knew tying your shoes wrong could hold you back in life? He then dives into the mystery of the United Healthcare Assassin, recorded before any big reveals, with some wild theories in tow. Next, he unpacks Mexico’s presidential election, where the campaign slogan might...

As the year winds down, it’s worth reflecting on Y2K—a prime example of how mass hysteria can turn the absurd into the inevitable. Millions of people braced for disaster, convinced that a glitch in computer clocks would end modern civilization. The buildup was staggering. And yet, when the clock struck midnight, nothing happened. It was a reminder that panic often feeds on itself, untethered from...

Dalton kicks down the door, three cups of coffee deep, high on Trump’s election win and ready to unload. We rip into Trump’s cabinet picks—Tom Homan, RFK Jr.—and why Dalton thinks their chaos might actually work. RFK as a corruption watchdog at the CDC and NIH? Sounds insane, but maybe that’s exactly what we need. Then we dive into fluoride in the water supply. Dalton’s not just skeptical—he’s fla...

Herein, upon this day's discourse, we shall embark upon diverse subjects of great import and merriment: Upon Matters of Relocation: Verily, we shall speak of the act of uprooting one's life, to sow anew in foreign soil. The trials of leaving the known for the unknown, a journey as old as time, where man seeks new horizons and the promise of a fresh morrow. Of the Steelers' Triumph: Hark! Let us re...

In today's illuminating episode, we embark on an analytical journey with Dalton, where he provides a detailed recount of his experiences during Hurricane Milton, offering insights into human resilience amidst adversity. Following this, we navigate the socio-political landscape by examining Donald Trump's recent discourse on the Joe Rogan Experience. This segment will explore the implications of su...

And we're back audio episodes so if you can't watch it on YouTube, you can still listen. Normally it would be easier to post the audio first, but since I edit the video and audio simultaneously, I finish the video episodes first, and I couldn't upload video to Spotify. But now I can and Spotify does the work of playing only audio if that's all you want. In today’s episode, Dalton recaps his wife’s...

In today's therapy session, Dalton talks about the family reunion he attended over the weekend and how he spent the whole time water sliding with his kids, before giving his review of the remake "Roadhouse" before ending in a small discussion about stupid warning labels.