The Drunk Therapy Podcast

Cheyne has never been to Cumbernauld, James wasn't a very nice boy in his younger years and Danny remembers the time he thought colour was a human invention

It's a frosty start and with Dr Carrots unavailable Cheyne steps up. Danny fixates on death and James want to prep a Glasgow bucket list.

How far would you go to prevent someone reading out something you posted on LinkedIn? Cheyne has news. James has an update. Danny goes for a massage.

In the absence of new stories to tell Danny comes up with some new ideas for features in an attempt to make this comeback last more than 2 episodes. Results and feedback are mixed but the important thing is there's enough to give us a fighting chance of making at least 1 more.

Back again, and as the start says please be aware that there is some really heavy chat at times in this one. It has been a year and a half so this is really just a round the table catch up which touches on mental health, hippos, incredible dog pictures and more.

We're still getting back into the rhythm here so the podcast sandwich template is a bit all over the place, with the serious bit coming at the end instead of the middle. We lose a potential sponsorship opportunity, Danny contemplates a pigeon's happiness, Cheyne gets locked out his house and James is upset about the gain on his mic more than anything else.

James is depressed, Cheyne is married and Danny says genuinely too much. It's nice to be back.

It has been alluded to enough in recent episodes so here is the story of Danny fostering a cat in 2021.  Merry Christmas.

It's our first episode in what should be our new forever home and there's a legitimate reason for why we can't be arsed recording an episode.  Once we get over that this becomes a quite excellent James-centric episode as he discussed his upcoming hair transplant, his very boring year and worrisome habits 

It's the first podcast of 2021 and to start Cheyne makes up a story.  After a slight warm up of football chat Danny regales of the night in October where he went out to watch a Scotland game on the Saturday and didn't get home until the following Tuesday with a new metal arm.  This was an honest review and not a paid ad provided by NHS Greater Glasgow & Clyde. James can't take a pizza out an oven...

Danny opens up with the latest chapter of Southside wankery as he visits the worst monger in the world.  He makes amends with another scam story from a past job whilst Cheyne's mental deterioration continues as he hits the hypochondria phase.  James talks about running and introduces an improv scenario featuring the long awaited return of Dr Carrots.

Wee bit of Christmas chat as a homesick Cheyne steps up to the sadness spot.  Then another attempt at discussing trivial issues such as movies, sausages in America before a deep dive into Danny's online dating luck

We're back!  And we're still talking about all the same shit as before but oddly in a weird way as if this is a terrible US sitcom that never ends.  There's some re-treading of old ground as we get back in to the groove before those all important weird tangents kick in and it gets funny and silly.  Art and the convenience stores of Rome are of course the main focal point as well as lopsided nipple...

If any references are lost here it may be worth listening to our episodes from Christmas time last year first.  It's a lost episode from January 2020!  Recorded the night of the weird static attacks this was also held for another reason I can't remember.  Danny has problems dressing himself, etiquette in high pressure situations and the purposes of olive oil are discussed in unnecessarily depth. ...

The title alone should really tell you what's coming.  There's also chat on STD's, genitals, public toilet behaviour, James being a hero and the last ever piece of social commentary on coronavirus we'll mention

Cheyne is offended which leads to shoplifting tales being regaled and Danny finally plucking up the courage to tell his most callous tale to date.  James goes off on one about social media again, Cheyne has an exciting new opportunity on and off the field he wants to share and Danny has a conversation with a new friend

Delighted to be joined by comedian Stevo Timothy, best know to us all as Farmer Michael.  We discuss malaria being out of fashion, the problems facing satire in the digital age, Stevo's life and career to date and so much more.  We also find out more about Supermac's popularity in Ireland and why they're arseholes, the strange feeling that comes after achieving something good, delve into mental he...

For the first time since the end of May we catch up via Zoom in an hour of chat that takes all manners of twists and turns.  There’s nonsense, career updates, a major life update and some minor reflections on life 6 months on from lockdown.  Danny then gets angry and ranty over people enjoying their lives as dead animals are linked to romantic gestures.

Music is fucking great eh?  It's episode 67 and we're joined by twins, and two thirds of Cloth - Rachel and Paul, for an excellent chat about all manners of stuff.  James hypochondria and shoulder of death are back and Lord of the Rings is analysed in depth before Danny gives us our biggest car crash moment yet.  We recover it well and get into the forming of the group, musical influences, the mus...

It's a hip-hop collaboration for the ages as Jamie and Kerr from The LaFontaines join us for a hilarious episode.  We talk about the formation of the band, entering Eurovision, laughing at England’s sporting failures, smoking crack, dealing with stalkers, pissing off Mike Shinoda and much, much more At the time of recording this the lads were due to play a drive in gig which has since been cancell...

Author of best selling novel The Young Team, Graeme Armstrong joins us for this episode and a real rollercoaster of a chat.  Danny continues to show why he should not be left to introduce guests as chat on Airdrie kicks us off.  From there we discuss the nostalgia of hanging around the streets in different areas of Glasgow, addiction, support, the dangers of drugs and DJ Rankin.     Huge thanks to...

We're joined by one of the first superstar DJ's and trailblazers of the acid house movement, Graeme Park in this episode for a great chat covering a million and one topics.  Firstly, he really looks like Cheyne but more importantly he has a 30 year career playing all over the world to discuss.  We hear about how he became a resident at the Hacienda in the peak of it's movement and his encounters w...

Know how our teenage regrets are failing Highers or sending that humiliating steaming text?  We’re joined by Elliot Castro in this episode whose flirtation with credit card fraud led to a few years of globetrotting, prison sentences, Rolex purchases and more all before he left his teens.  Now reformed and working on a career in music, Elliot recounts some of his fascinating stories that have been...

Absolutely fucking delighted to have the incredible Frank Turner join us for a very candid, and somewhat typically Drunk Therapy, conversation. It's a couple of days after Frank has performed an online set for the charity Tiny Changes online festival and Frank tells us about his relationship with Frightened Rabbit lead singer Scott Hutchison, as well as the evocative song he debuted paying tribute...

Part 2 of our live show recorded in March, 2020 at Broadcast in Glasgow Mark Cox has left the building and a technical issue means the audio may be lost forever so it's an angry start as someone has to take the blame.  Unfortunately the technical issues were sorted to record this half as we revisit some of our most gruesome and poignant tales from the podcast to date.  Cheyne plays a weird game, J...