The Drunk and The Ugly

Camp is in full swing – chock full of sexual tension, spooky mysteries, and sweaty teens. When you mix them all together, you have a recipe for a very eventful summer… PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl who is angry at everyone. Josh – Diogenes “Dio” Brandeaux.   Dragon.  ...

Heists on the high seas are a fantastic idea, up until you realize you’ve stolen a ship that has no provisions for a voyage. The glamorous life of a swashbuckling adventurer – starving to death on an empty boat. The crew of the Fantoma Reine will have to come up with something truly impressive to get out of this scrape… Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – K...

Camp days are fun and relaxing – summer fun for all (even the invisible kids). But when this much supernatural mojo is piled in one place, something’s got to give… PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl who is angry at everyone. Josh – Diogenes “Dio” Brandeaux.   Dragon....

After getting captured and murdering their way out of an inquisition prison, the swashbuckling adventurers have a plan. A young man named Juan Del San Cristobel has offered to assist in the theft of a ship. Meanwhile, Nadire’s bullet riddled body washes ashore… Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By...

Camp Rosewater is a place of deep history and connection to the world. Nearby Lake Rosewater is sprawling and gorgeous. The military fort ruins date back to the early days of America. The Indian burial ground and car graveyards are particularly scenic. It’s the second day of summer camp and this year’s campers are still getting used to the place. PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Rob...

Being friends with minor celebrities has its upside. Tonight, Susan Ambridge is hosting a dinner party to celebrate her new publication and its impending success. But for Janella Randolph and Dr. Weiss, the evening holds much more than small talk and mild entertainment… Download the Scenario Here! Character Generation Side Chatter PLAYERS Charlie –   Janella Randolph.   True crime auth...

Adventure on the high seas! When a swashbuckling attack on Castillan privateers goes horribly wrong, a group of hapless would-be pirates find themselves thrown into jail. There they will languish, until they manage to break out or someone deigns to execute them. Yo ho, yo ho. A pirate’s life for me. Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Li...

War. War never changes. In the far reaches of the nuclear wastes of the Florida everglades, the future has been changed. The protectorate of Kismet Park have fought and struggled and held their tiny light of civilization aloft amid strife. One way or another, all of that is about to come to an end. Editor’s Note: A small part of this was lost and recorded a few months later. We apologize. Si...

The cult of the Harvester is in full swing, and their ritual is underway. The monster teens are crumbling under the weight of the responsibility that has been shoved upon them. The Harvester must be thrown back from whence he came. But all rituals require a sacrifice…   Side Chatter  (very long) PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who’s going through some life changes. Who k...

In order for new worlds to flourish, the old worlds must pass on. But the old world clings to life with fear and tyrrany. The Kismet Protectorate must tear down the Enclave so that they may build anew. But is it worth destroying everything to rule over a pile of ash? Side Chatter Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare) PL...

It’s hard being a teenage monster abomination. It’s harder when your parents disappear, the cops come asking questions you can’t answer, and cultists are coming out of the woodwork. Sometimes you only have one choice: if you can’t beat em, join em. Side Chatter  (Some spoilers, listen after) PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who’s going through some life chang...

You stand in a stone room. You realize you’re on an adventure! Somewhere ahead of you lies an evil villain, beasts, and horrors galore. Your INVENTORY is empty. Your HEART is filled with excitement. Exits are NORTH, WEST, and PODCAST. What will you do? > Side Chatter  

Space can get a little. . . strange. Outtakes AUTHOR: CHUCK TINGLE NARRATOR: SAMUEL GRAEBNER Chuck Tingle properties used under Fair Use. If you think your fair use has been violated, please contact thedrunkandtheugly@gmail.com SOUND FX “Space Vibration Deep Loop” – rhodesmas (http://www.freesound.org/people/rhodesmas) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommon...

The Wastelanders have faced bizarre and deadly threats to themselves and their livelihood. The Kismet Protectorate teeters on the knife edge of collapse among the ruins. One wrong move and all the group has worked for could be undone. In short, it’s business as usual. Side Chatter Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntC...

The monstrous high schoolers have thrown a dozen wrenches into the workings of the cult. The problem is, once you start messing with the harvester, he gets unhappy… Side Chatter PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who’s going through some life changes. Who knew blood was so hard to get? Zach – Romaine: The only daughter of an established town family, trying to pick through...

The Protectors of Kismet park are facing down dire straits. The wasteland never gives up, never forgets, and never lets go. Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare) PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A former dweller of Vault 101, raised by robots and unsure whether or not she is a robot herself.  Sh...

Being a kid is hard. Being a kid who faces down horrors from beyond time and space? Actually just a little harder. (This game is a test to try and put lfne mechanics into maoct. Let us know what you think!) PLAYERS Nate – Charlie “Char” Sims .  A bubbly girl full of false bravado and a love for Magic the Gathering Zach – Tracy Valezquez . Girly looking boy who likes to pain...

Life in high school is hard. Being undead in high school, it turns out, is even harder. Between cults, ritual sacrifices, homework, and your girlfriend being a vampire, what’s a kid to do?   Side Chatter PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who’s going through some life changes. Who knew blood was so hard to get? Zach – Romaine: The only daughter of an established town...

After the prodigal daughter returned to Vault 32 and decided the fate of what awaited her, another remnant of the Old World reached out. The Enclave needs to set foot on American soil…or, technically, American Moon Dust. Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare) PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine....

Having teamed up to take down a corrupt judge, the good guy criminals are on the case. A policeman’s ball holds plenty of opportunity for glitz, glamor, and high crime. Music Credits:  “There It Is” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ PLAYERS Axe – Jeff “North” Wingate. M...

Blood soaked secrets, deadly rivalries, and killer sex: all in a day’s work for our monstrous teen heroes. Can they find out the cult’s goals and stop the dreaded Harvester? Or will their own intrigue drag them into puberty hell? PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who’s going through some life changes. Who knew blood was so hard to get? Zach – Romaine: The only daugh...

Con artists, theives, hackers; sometimes, when you need something done correctly, you need a criminal. A county judge in the pocket of the mob; corrupt police, thieving bureaucrats. To solve certain problems, you need to step outside of the law… Music Credits:  “There It Is” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons...

The Wastelanders journeyed south through much hardship and heroically saved the settlement of the Cuban Free Army. However, they discovered that the Red Menace stretches all the way here, into the future! Music Credits: The Ink Spots – “If I Didn’t Care” (https://archive.org/details/IfIDidntCare) Side Chatter PLAYERS Zach – Alexandra “Alex” Raine.  A forme...

The streets and the stadium and the onlookers at the pep rally all run red with blood. Horrific urges rise up in our young protagonists, and they, like all dumb teens, hardly try to fight them at all. Can the young bearers of ancient evil put a stop to the cult’s machinations? Or will they get hopelessly lost among their own schemes? Side Chatter PLAYERS Max – Holly: A popular girl who...