The Drunk and The Ugly

Having purged the heretics on Novabella, the Inquisitors are gloriously reassigned to Desoleum for interrogation work.  This dirty clockwork world appears to have dredged up some mysterious rotten corpses.  The cause of death still remains unknown. Side Chatter

Having revealed the true identity of the future High King of Vestenmannavnjar, the crew of the Fantoma Reine now has to convince him not to follow through with his desire to flee the country and the constant willing and pleading of the voices of his ancestors. If they can accomplish that, they just have to prove to the warmaking Larsfolk that this low-class thief deserves to bear the title of High...

Their investigation complete and their suspicions of the royal families confirmed, the Inquisitors make their intents apparent and exact judgment on the heretics.

The crew of the Fantoma Reine find themselves at the island of Klørbulg after a request from the leader of the Bodilsfolk.  They are asked to remove an outside, an Ussuran Prince from a recently opened ancient Syrneth tomb in order to prevent his presence from starting a civil war.  If they can carry out this favor, they will have the absolute commitment of the Bodilsfolk, and may have some sway w...

Getting down to business, the Rum Runners have arrived at the seaside enclave Whaleland Yutuna to pick up a high caliber machine gun for their home enclave.  However, the rumors that the DHQS were on the job also turned out to be true, and the takers now have a fight on their hands between black ops mercenaries and a siege tactic to blockade their ports and attempt to beat down their doors with a...

In pursuit of understanding the loss of the grain tithe, the Acolytes meet with the head priest to ask about the aggro-harvest sedality while another team heads to investigate the Chapel.  However, it seems as though not all of the harvesters are in line with serving their emperor. . .

The apocalypse has come and gone. Those left alive must carve out their own stake in order to thrive. When capitalism, the mysterious and dangerous government, and hordes of deadly zombies are combining to grind you into dirt, anything goes. Side Chatter PLAYERS Kevin – Gnarly.   Immune 30-year-old, 6’3 former surfer, beach bum, freegan. lean, goatee-haver who was experienced in scaven...

The crew of the Fantoma Reine are back on the high seas! Sailing into the teeth of storms both real and diplomatic, the swashbucklers are in for the ride of their lives. Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ PLAYERS Charlie – Nadire Fadi...

The Imperial Inquisition exists to root out the enemies of the Emperor, wherever they roam. A festering rot has set in on the agrarian world of Novabella, and a fresh team of Inquisitorial Acolytes must cut it out at the source. Danger lurks around every corner and masks itself in smiling faces. It will take all the cunning available to survive.  

Hey there Internet! Unfortunately, we’re taking this week off from posting an episode. Our new Dark Heresy campaign was scheduled to go up today, but due to issues with Skype’s API updating early this year and some of our members having their belongings being currently packed away in boxes for moves, we couldn’t get a hold of all of the recordings. We chose not to deliver a subpa...

Murder, sabotage, and diplomacy. The crew of the Fantoma Reine are in way over their heads. The Vendel League are moments from going to war, and it will take everything the pirates can muster to avert disaster… Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licen...

In Microscope, Ben Robbins’ dice-less world building game from Lame Mage Productions, players take the reins of history in order to tell universe- and time-spanning stories, from the grandiose to the intensely minute and personal. Come along on a journey to a mysterious realm of steampunk robots, underground fighting rings, and the life of a true champion.

The crew of the Fantoma Reine are far from the sea and embroiled in politics. They’re after a patent thief who has Anne’s patent for the smelting of mithril. Delicate negotiations are needed to parlay with the Vendel League in hopes of stonewalling the digging effort until they can get a solution. Surely that will go well for a bunch of pirates. Our Bad: we realized later that Nud is a...

Another year, another GenCon come and gone! We had a great time and met a lot of great people. Listen to us exhaustedly ramble about games, panels, and way too much Geek Out!

For the first time ever, the classic 2001 FanFiction “Meet the Parents 2: Meet the Fockers” has its debut reading! Come along on a wild ride with Greg, Denny, and Dina Brynes as they navigate the treacherous waters of Meeting Your New In-Laws. Read the Original Here Side Chatter

Everything is heating up in Camp Rosewater. Sex, danger, and hormones all mix together in a gross slurry of drama. Meanwhile, the thing in the caves below Camp Rosewater is waiting to make a deal… Side Chatter PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl who is angry at everyone. Josh – Diogenes &#82...

Having gotten involved with the twisted, tricky fey, no one is surprised when the crew of the Fantoma Reine are entangled further in their web. But the last thing anyone expected was a brewing civil war that threatens the foundation of their civilization… Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution...

Everything is heating up in Camp Rosewater. Sex, danger, and hormones all mix together in a gross slurry of drama. Meanwhile, the thing in the caves below Camp Rosewater is waiting to make a deal… Side Chatter PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl who is angry at everyone. Josh – Diogenes &#82...

Between solving magical curses, investigating haunted houses with portals to another dimenson, and planning a party to drug an entire town, the crew of the Fantoma Reine have their hands full. Will they manage to jump through impossible hoops to execute a very stupid plan, or will they be sent running with their tails between their legs? Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – K...

When you’re in the most elite class of criminals, there will always be those who want to be you, and those who want to kill you. Of course, revenge is best served cold and calculated. And when the opportunity shows itself to strike back at Lay Down Arms – the arms smuggling syndicate posing as a charity – the Crew will stop at nothing to get what’s owed them… Side Cha...

The monster teens attending Camp Rosewater are no strangers to violence – but good luck stopping an angry, raging invisible girl. And meanwhile, the caves below Rosewater are hungry and eager to swallow anyone foolish enough to step inside… Side Chatter PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl wh...

It’s bad manners to steal someone’s hat. It’s in poor taste to do so when he is also the mayor. Fortunately, Canguin is not know for its etiquette. Of course that means it is up to the crew of The Fantoma Reine to change. In order to lift a curse, the pirates must be… polite. Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed...

The catacombs below Camp Rosewater hold dark and dangerous secrets. As below, so above – Maria and Penelope both succumb to the darknessd, and a new threat comes to town, looking for the treasure Dio protects. Side Chatter PLAYERS Nate – Maria Futura.  Robot Girl. Charlie – Barbara Ludo.  Newly Social. Max – Penelope.   Invisible girl who is angry at everyone. Josh – ...

Political intrigue, swashbuckling, and parties: a pirate’s life for me. When two different rival Pirate Kings hire the crew of the Fantoma Reine, they must chart a course through rough and dangerous waters – all to steal a Mayor’s hat. Side Chatter Music Credits: “Achilles” – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Lic...

Music plays in a white room. Four teenagers with extraordinary abilities find themselves trapped in a strange prison, with no memory of how they arrived. They will need to work together to save themselves from a deadly danger. Side Chatter PLAYERS Max – Therese Guinness.  Large zombie girl crafted from the bodies of many dead people.  Has six arms but doesn’t always wear them all. Nate &#821...