Dragonsail Puppets

The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show

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(Adult humor.) The Dragonsail Puppets are a musical comedy ensemble featuring two dogs, a retired cat and a forceful diva. The Dragonsail Puppets sing their rocking, funky original songs and hone their comedic craft while sailing the seas aboard the "Club Dragonsail", a huge old whaling vessel that is somewhere along the spectrum between luxury liner and rickety piece of antiquity. Upon this war-scarred ship, they entertain their "willing captives" —aka patrons who have dared to buy a ticket and take the ride —and dock every so often to regale fans in various ports. When not on the ship, they...

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Episode 8: Don't Mess with Nina Simone 26.04.2023 19:35

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Chance to Grow Strong" and "Spiral" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda defends her superior vocal stylings Surrenda shares some spicy Nina Simone gossip Catatonia indulges in the grape at the art museum, but trashes the blend You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and stream...

Episode 7: Where Are All the Chocolate Bunny Ears? 12.04.2023 20:50

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "A Miracle Needing Shelter" and "Cover Of Night" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda offers career counseling to her stoned drummer Surrenda selflessly shares her cure for bad smelling hussies Incompetent help nearly blows up the Pup Corner set This episode sponsored by Surrenda's new fragrance Honeysuckle Passion, o...

Episode 6: Chopping Off the Hands of Time 29.03.2023 20:26

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Bird of Night" and "Echo Demon" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda finds a new way to incapacitate Georgia Hotflash Surrenda receives beauty tips from a special guest The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ultimate Beauty" from their album BIG LEG JOURNEY AHEAD Surrenda is cleared in a nursing home lawsuit You can fi...

Episode 5: The Criminal Life of Canines 15.03.2023 19:06

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Served Up" and the title song from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda reveals how you can tell when your friend needs to be institutionalized Onree and Bruce report on a golden retriever who lives outside the law Surrenda critiques scheming hussies in the music business Special thanks to our sponsor Pinch My Penny. Free support hose w...

Episode 4: Bruce the Genius 02.03.2023 17:59

In this episode: Catatonia discovers Bruce has a surprisingly high IQ The band plays "Don't Lose Your Feet" from their album JOURNEY TO THE END Surrenda shares misadventures from her trip to Ireland with Georgia Hotflash Catatonia attempts to squeeze information out of Surrenda about her past You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and strea...

Episode 3: Advice for Daily Living (for Hussies) 16.02.2023 17:36

In this episode: The band plays "Hold" from their album WHIRL Surrenda offers tips for how to waste your time entertaining people Surrenda gives some harsh but necessary beauty advice to Georgia Hotflash Onree reads your tarot! Yayyyy! This episode is sponsored by Ahoy, Mateys Coffee & Tea Assortment, available at your nearest Pinch My Penny. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppe...

Episode 2: On the Phone with Georgia Hotflash 01.02.2023 14:24

Surrenda's attempt to talk strategy with her "friend" Georgia Hotflash is continually interrupted by Bruce, Onree, and Catatonia. Other highlights: Surrenda gives Georgia some constructive advice on how to book guests The band plays "Bust That Egg," "Jove Rove," and "Slip Away" from their album WHIRL Bruce and Catatonia offer tipsy feedback You can find...

Episode 1: The Magic Begins 18.01.2023 18:27

(Adult humor.) Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show! Who are the Dragonsail Puppets? Think the Partridge family meets Frank Zappa and Funkadelic on a boat. Join Surrenda, Bruce, Catatonia and Onree as they play original music and perform comedy sketches. IN THIS EPISODE: Surrenda shares her opinion on "Little House on the Prairie" The Dragonsail Puppet...