The Dragonsail Puppets Variety Show

Welcome, my loves, to Ask Surrenda: Wise Advice for Foolish Hussies. She gives it, you live it. Episode 11. Halloween Episode 12. Xmas, etc.  Episode 13. Back in your Gilded Cage, Hussy Episode 14. Dark Witch in Malibu Episode 15. Have You Tried Sandbags? You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/Dragonsa...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AUTONOMY" and "RED GIANT" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia's mother may or may not be getting fed wet hair. Surrenda collapses from exhaustion only to triumph over the flesh heroically. Bruce and Onree shed new light on a forgettable classic. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and alb...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AIMLESS" and "ME IN THE MOON" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia compares Surrenda's before-show pep rallies to Al Capone. Georgia Hotflash moves back into her sugar daddy's mansion and Surrenda has a point of view about it. Bruce grows drunkenly wistful over memories of the past 50 episodes. You can...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AXIS SWERVES WITHIN" and "RED GIANT" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Stormcloud swallows a gummy and the entire episode takes place inside of his gummy mind. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcl...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "ALIEN" and "LINGERING TUNE" from their smoking hot studio album HELIOS. Catatonia suggests to Winston that he join the band, playing his mouth harp. Surrenda advises Georgia Hotflash to give her friends the gift of her absence. Stormcloud gives marketing advice to an unreceptive Surrenda. Onree discusses the beginning of the Drag...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PULSATIONS" and "OZYMANDIAS" from their scintillating studio albums VISION SWEEPS and HELIOS, respectively. Catatonia's mother is as dizzy as a bug in a bag of shake and bake. Surrenda refuses the offer of a song about a hussy cowgirl in boots and a sundress. Bruce invents an opera/scat hybrid singing style. Surrenda takes...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "AGAIN" and "THUNDER LIZARDS" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Bruce recites Moby Dick in valley girl lingo to impress Catatonia  Surrenda reprises her failed attempt at making Bruce into a viable comic Bruce discusses social commentary and booby dancing with Georgia Hotflash  You can find all of the Dragonsail...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "POMEGRANATE CEREMONY" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Family members join the puppet crew for hilarity and suspect brownies. Surrenda describes a terrifying evening at a hussy holiday gathering. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "PRETENDERS PLAY" and "PEARL" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Zola must reckon with a pu pu platter. Puppets give thanks in the face of damning history. Surrenda graciously responds to grateful and confused perfume customes. Bruce explains the ancient Greek roots of the American Thanksgiving holiday. You can f...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Dark and "In It" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS. Onree's mother trolls Bruce for his bad habits. Surrenda chokes out our tears with laughter. Onree receives special treatment which causes Bruce to eschewwwww. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Inspirational Guest" and "Caution" from their scintillating studio album VISION SWEEPS. Bruce traps Catatonia and himself in the ship's wine cellar. Surrenda gives Georgia Hotflash plumbing tips. Surrenda recommends approaching Halloween from a less ugly-assed point of view. Onree saves the day with his Pinch My Penny orati...

Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies about: Dealing with potluck brownie snobs Avoiding grandchildren  Removing lonely friends from your house who overstay  And much more! You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms: YouTube: https://youtube.com/DragonsailPuppets Soundcloud: https...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Vision Sweeps" and "Horn of Plenty" from their studio album VISION SWEEPS Bruce is drunk and Surrenda must warm a cold stick in her hand to deal with him  Surrenda embraces her mature matronly status. Surrenda shows Onree how to feel fresh by wearing her fragrance while dressing in pigtails. Bruce gets his head dunked in the kitc...

In this episode:  • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Heat Ladder" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Surrenda must face the hussies in her neighborhood in person. • Catatonia tries to orient her mother in space in her squalid apartment. • Bruce experiments with 3/8 timing and the key of H in his solo venture. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all do...

In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "One Touch Longer" and "The Island That Is Paradise" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Winston's brother heads to the slammer. • Surrenda slays in her lizard hip bone choker. • Surrenda chooses her pleasures wisely, beginning with her coffee choice. • Onree and Bruce sing the praises of tic tac chocolate pie and Moose...

In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ape Going Up" and "Too Many Hands" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Catatonia's mother pees in the planter. • Surrenda beats back Georgia Hotflash's ambition to join her band. • Bruce has a short-lived and controversial big wig phase. • Bruce reveals his plans to construct his macaroni mansion on the boat. You...

In this episode: • The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Blue When Cooled" and "The Great Fires" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. • Catatonia's mother thinks her microwave is a TV. • Surrenda tells a story from her childhood of the great matriarch hussies of the Broken Dreams Estates trailer park. • Bruce gives us a preview of his song in process, "Honky Tonk Hussies....

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Old Stone Face" and "The Giving Sea" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. A suspicious identity thieving rascal threatens the crew with unspeakable mayhem yet again. Surrenda recommends life strategies for Georgia Hotflash that go beyond bigger implants. Onree clarifies hospital policy on sprinkling lithium on jello You can fin...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Ice And Fire" and "Invisible Journey" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. Surrenda attempts to put together a raw primal epic show with a clueless cast. Catatonia's mother cramps Surrenda's style at every turn. Surrenda offers helpful critiques of hussy videography. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' son...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lord of the Lair" and "Look No Further" from their studio album ICE AND FIRE. The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into the lives of the puppet crew outrages Catatonia and profits Surrenda. The puppets narrowly survive a holiday police bust Bruce must endure Catatonia's stories about organic farming and bats in her belfry. S...

Surrenda, grande dame of the Dragonsail Puppets, gives much needed advice to clueless hussies, such as: How to properly siphon back money owed to one by a family member How to redeem your frizzed-out hussy hair How to excuse yourself when your coughing fit is getting on Surrenda's last nerve  How to drain the life blood from a stalker How to bypass the procedures of the mental health industry...

In this episode: The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Wet Garden" and "Wild Sanctuary" from their eleventh studio album WET GARDEN. The unwelcome return of a scoundrel into Surrenda's life impels her to recount Georgia Hotflash's failings. Surrenda reveals the secret to smelling like Tennessee overgrowth. Bruce coaches Onree on the art of mimicking the queen of funk and co...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "SPASM" and "A NEW LIGHT" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN. The puppets visit the city of overgrown rodents and offending palm trees. Surrenda continues to confound and astound with her bold innovations in wardrobery. Surrenda castigates the land of overgrown rodents for not carrying her fragrance. You can find all of...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Lucifer Bug" and "Dome Jam" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN. Catatonia must keep secret from Surrenda her attendance at an event with a convicted felon. In defiance of those who might criticize her, Surrenda reserves the right to drag all her hussies.  Bruce drunkenly debauches an event with a convicted felon. You c...

In this episode:  The Dragonsail Puppets perform "Warm to Cool" and "Fluff" from their eleventh studio album, WET GARDEN. Surrenda turns an otherwise boring wake into a barn burner. Surrenda gives us the scoop on her hussy neighbors. Onree reveals the secrets of purgatory. You can find all of the Dragonsail Puppets' songs and albums on all download and streaming platforms:...