The Doric Express

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's exhilarating episode; Wifie swicks pal. Now ex pal; Retired teacher has brainwave; Mair hooses please!; Insch Castle remodeled; Dons fan scared Rangers fans! Contract waiting game for Roos; Bright but nippy day in the shire Cheers, Allan.

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's rip snorting, rootin tootin episode; Health staff want parking spaces; Oh yes it is! Panto stars named; Nursery trainers are tip top; Gulls to be gulled maybe; Path to centre of universe opened; Dons players can impress new boss, what about old boss? Nae bad day in Aberdeenshire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in tonight's enchanting episode; Greens oot - new road in - mibbe; 10th anniversary party surprise; Too speedy for Alness; Aul, expensive hoose for sale; Powered by wind - 1.3m hooses; Play like that ivvry wik says gaffer; Anither mochy day in Aberdeenshire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's episode; Wind farm worth big bucks; Tractors in Echt shock; Aulder craturs like throwing shapes; Dinna Park there! Ats for horsies! Protesters get a bit o a row fae bobbies; We tried oor best say Dons; Anither mochy day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's rip roaring episode, NE fishermen in the (Japanese) money; Students breath new life intill toons; Primary school choir's ticket fiasco; Foggie to get spruced up kirk - as a prize! Go Go Go, we have lift off in sutherland; (Murrrell charged) (yay) Dons to thrash Celtic in SF.....maybe! Mixed day in the shire Have a great weekend - Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express; Mair banks quit City Centre; Nae Mair eating on the green; Green Braemar....; Temple of Doom Knockit Doon; Sunak's advice to SNP.....; Dons in safe hands; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's thrilling episode; Big upgrade for Union Street at last; Dentist gets his rinnin sheen on!; Smoked fish at Torry? ; Schools league table, clever at Cults, So so at Abyne, Bittie gappit aboot Inverurie; Macduff Aquarium to be bees knees; Thelin tells fans - I'm yer man. Winny day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. Big hoose gets OK; Doodles ging doolally at Frasers; Tenting oot for free sandwiches! Fae Torry till Braemar - power of music; Rower has short hop round coast; New boss will be watching says Leven Miserable day in Kintore again!

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in the day's episode; GB Energy in Aberdeen - mibbe? Jobs far the King and Queen bide; Nae mair Cabrach windmills please; Rescued aside a "famous monument" Orkney Islands mysterious meteor; Let's go for it, says Dons Defender! Mochy day in the shire today Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. Westhill under attack! Robber pinched energy; Nasa on lookoot for Nessie! Doggie dancing at the Blue Lump; Step forward all Mearns folk! Barron would suit Serie A.....Apparently Toasty in the Shire today Knotted hunkies at the reason

Thanks for listening to today's Doric Express, a few snippets from today's paper, the Press and Journal.

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's exciting episode; Affa coorse nurse jiled; Run at airport for chariry; LEZ? No thanks! Howdens on their way to Deeside; Brainy duo are NE winners; I'll get Duk yokit says Leven Rain rain and mair rain in shire the day, Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In the days exciting episode; Ex pal must pay says court; Train journey excitement; Cruise ship visitors like oor toon; Bervie chipper - yours for 150k; Paris Syndrome - they're nae a cult; Let me at 'em says Dons defender; Very mochy day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's stupendous edition; Damon the Dog bites Bobby; Bakers converge for ARI; Pennan Inn to reopen; Caribbean in the Broch. Really; Inverness chef lifts lid; Dons players say get boss situation sorted afore lang; Tip top day in the Shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's gobsmacking episode; Cancer treatment lang wait; Pipes to waken up cruisers; Euros fan park for Aberdeen; Cilla's car at Alford for a lorra looks; Too late for Balmoral fly cup tickets; Trust the board says Leven Another mochy day in the shire, Cheers, Allan

Thanks for lugging in till the Doric Express. In the days rip snorting episode; Photography firm on shoogly peg; Take yer life in yer hands in Kemnay, and pay 150 quid a week for the privilege; Buchan loon gets BEM AND and pride of Buchan award on same day; McCoist out of old firm game; Fundraisers Triumph in recognition of old pal; Warnock - I could've been a contender!, Anither mochy day in the...

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In the days affa exciting episode; Politicians waste taxpayers money shock; Mair new hooses at Brig O Don; King's new neighbour wants a great big hoose; Dinna miss yer bowel tests plea; Be careful if you're driving in Tiree; Forget aboot new boss says Shinnie Affa rainy day in the shire, even Torphins Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In the days exhilarating episode; Staff can park in carpark! If they must, say hospital bosses; Nae gulls in Elgin please! Very very aul hoose for sale; Fit a rubbish roon oor coast!; Nae place at New Deer for little dears; Hoof up backside worked wonders for Dons says boss Very very mochy in the shire today Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In the days blockbusting episode; Fundraiser in memory of mum and son; Aberdeen Port dishes oot heaps for charities; Shinty captain saves ref; Forklift 5mph Bobby chase; Cigar, Ale, Scotch, Coffee new cafe; Win by ony means says Dons player, hear hear says me! Mochy day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's top quality episode; ASN kids airbrushed out of pics; 65 years and going strong - R&V; Wild flooers across city DIY lollipop mannies & wifies No need to sleep apart from hoss; Dons still closing in on next manager! Tip top day in the shire todayv Keep your bonnet on

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's big news I'm going to be a grandpapa again! Posh school Xmas party shenanigans; New wine bar in auld Oddbins; Red tape helps blinn, stoot fishers; Geeks all at sea to keep shop going; Driver gets praised for helping out at Crathes crash sight Dons dithering again Mochy dark day again here

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's mesmerising episode; New Wood jobs for Aberdeen; Fierce target met for Dyce brewers; Posh Jewellers story one; Smith to go Bang Bang when show comes to HMT Posh Jewellers story 2 We'll be ready, dinna worry says Clarke Very mochy day in the shire today Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express - in today's lively episode; Bother at Boddam; HMT shows look tip top; Go go go.......slow! Corgi race?; Pupils show the way forward for Union St? Student show - ready for some Mounthoolin Rouge? Miovski says ta; Mochy day but nae sna in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in the day's thrilling episode; Dad diddled oot o 10k; Comic Con hits Aberdeen; Nae Gaelic here?; Blue toon gets 20M to spruce up; Minis ging skiing; We'd better buck up says Scots player; A mochy day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's high quality episode; Medals pinched in Rio - surprise surprise; Kids in gruelling Cross Country run; Aul fashioned pub looking for new landlord; Elgin lass wins 1M quid - some eese; 3 Billion boat scoots past Peterhead and Broch on wye till garage; Dons almost ready to name new boss, nae afore time! Windy day in Aberdeenshire the day Have a ra...