The Doric Express

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in these harsh times it's great to put your feet up, with a cuppa and a fine piece, and listen to the Doric Express. In today's episode Taxi for Uber? Kids jokes raise a laugh - just; Bide aside Bennachie; Heat in river Dee is too much! Dinnna get naeweel aside the Dee! Better start training like yer lives depended on it! Mixed day in the Shire Cheers, Al...

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's humdinger of an episode; Wonderful doc loses cancer battle; In the pink, the pink, the pink; Sunny but floody say weather boffins; RC school under threat; Bonny upgrade for kitchen Dons need to pull in one direction; Drizzly but roasting hett day; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's fan-toosh episode; Swicker gets jiled; Ellon has no ATM atm; Balmoral tartan latest money mackin scheme; Battery storage at Cults? Far else. Waiting 15 year for a train; New Dons boss likes look of fans; Mochy evening after fine morning in shire. Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's humdinger of an episode; Taxi for drivers who speak to Uber; Kids get taste of windpower; Barra good runners raise 7.5k; Uncaring carer fined £470; Thelin signs off in style; Sunny/rainy/bright/black day in the shire! Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In tonight's late late episode; Keep local hospitals open at nicht; Speedy side of Longside; Nimbyism alive and weel; Choirs ready for battle; Man ends up in kirkyard afore he's conked oot; Dons in talks with players they want to stay; Lovely day in the shire; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's exciting episode; Suspect cleared after 40 years; Hi Rise is fine place to bide! Bee aware of bees in yer lum! Broch shenanigans lead to court; Jamie show is a big hit Scotland are ready says Clarke Mochy day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's rumbling rambling episode; Aberdeen University saved after cuts; Big cheers fae Ellon burger lovers; Crathie cricketers are 75, nearly!; Block confuses Johnshaven folk; Youngsters wanted for sail adventure; Ex Don would love to manage Dons; Rain returns to the shire today! Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's long long long rambling episode; Victim vindicated after infected blood report published; New cafe in Stoney - by the Turriffs? Uni says no no no to more student. Flats; Broch record label on the up and up; Students raise 156k with show; Dons still recruiting behind the scenes; Another cracking day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's epic episode; We're still here say Union Street traders; Marjory Bruce is a hunner!; Big TV at beach for euros; Big turn oot for Fochabers Games at Gordon Castlw; Something fishy aboot Louis the Osprey; Dons in good shape for new boss - says outgoing boss Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In tonight's episode; Tragedy at Balmedie; Over 30? Get yer dancin sheen looked oot for new club; EV charging plan falls flat; Pavement parkers to be fined a ton; Original 106 is never aff in some hooses! Dons aim to give Hayes a good send off; Another roaster in the shire; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In tonight's episode; Accident at church car park; Nae parking on wee Balmoral roads to save a fiver: Ports team up for windpower rush; NE becoming a tourist hotspot; Need a Bobbie in Turra? Try Banff. Dons on a roll, 6 months too late! Another roaster in the shire! Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's fast paced episode; Fars aa the shoppers says bus gate promoters? New bakery for Torry - on the up; Funcy upgrade for City centre hotel; "Proper" art on sale in Ellon; Funcy a 75k nip? Cheerio to some Dons tonight; Roasty Toasty day in the shire today Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's big bold brash and monotone episode; We'll sell Markies nae bother - cooncil says!; Turra show is 160 this year! Miller opens fitba court in his name; It jist Asda be Brew Toon; Ballater Butcher is nae amused? Leven cracks whip to keep Dons winning; Anither rare day in the shire, cheers, Allan

Thanks for lugging in till the Doric Express. In today's pretty racey episode; Get yokit on the A96 says ....abody; Big fire on affa hett day; Aberdeen Baker is big cheese in Scotland; Inverurie to host festival; Soldiers free to fix bayonets and fly flags; Young Boyd is a winner; Another toasty day in the shire; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's rip snorting episode; Fatal crash on A947; Eager for Uber in Aber. Deen; Coffee beans shoot up. In price; Argy bargy ower dishes; Crown Castle up for sale; Miovski the man! Toasty in Torphins, biling in Ballater, Affa Hett in Alford, could've been a lot warr, in Midmar weather wise today. Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's episode; Wood Group says na na min to 1.42 billion takeover. Tullynessle no more? Keyless storage business hits ABZ; Big Sing practice makes perfect, hopefully! Cooncil dishing oot siller like naebodys business; Shinnie is big chief says Leven; Glorious day in the shire today; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's episode; Body found in River, Lost in Mintlaw - black lab; New hoosies forBanchory welcomed- by some! Aberdeen is Uber cool;. Bring yer aul cars to Alford; Hoilett can still play for a while yet; Lovely day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's episode; New gaffer at SNP is old gaffer?; Rubbits galore at Garthdee? Locals stick together in Alford; High tea at cathedral of Scots fitba; Shock! Elgin folk like a drink! Dons players looking to impress new boss; Nae bad ava day in Aberdeenshire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. Abuser of young loons is jiled; Bakers raise heaps of dough; Take your poo home! Dinnet beauty spot vandalised; Dunecht loses eatery; Leven zooms in on team; Decent May Day in the Shire; Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's exciting episode; A96 no getting dualled so na na nee na na say Greens; Aberdeen or Hollywood? Rent Union St shop website - clever; Jazz in Braemar - snow joke!; Sydney to New Pitsligo? McGrath makes us tick says Leven; ANOTHER toasty day in the shire Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in today's episode; Qatar leniency; Coffee in the old NatWest; Trees chopped doon by mistake!; Tarragon 2 opening soon; Sunset in HMT; Polvara says play me; A sunny sunny day in the shire today! Cheers, Allan

No P&J today so instead I'm bringing you a poem by Jimmy Wright from his Couthy Ramblings book. Jist a Learner Driver.

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's pulsating episode; Swinney or Ford? New SNP gaffer needed; Red Arrows at Portsoy? It's true!; Ski centre skint; Union Street to see the light; Boat steerer left post-result nae good; Dons to go with back 4. No more goals against? Fine day in the shire

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's mesmerising episode; Adders subtract from joy of new hoose; Little lambs help deliver - little lambs; Kevin is definitely Amused; World champion egg eaters; Mum aiming for top spot; Hoilett says "let me bide" Fine then mochy in the shire the day; Cheers, back the morn - god willing.

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's episode; Humza = Billy no mates; Dyce Marriot going for gold; Dinna miss @Mounthoolinrouge : Tributes to Kevin - aka Miss Cherry Bakewell; Parading aboot in Blue Toon/Alford/Laurencekirk; Buckie swicked; Fine morning, rainy afternoon in the shire; Cheers, Allan