The Dirty Heifers

Are you waiting for the "right time" to launch your dream? Spoiler alert: the right time is never coming. In Episode 55, Margaret, Shauna, and Jessie (the Mini Heifer) deconstruct the Myth of Ready —the dangerous idea that everything must be flawless before you hit "publish". In this episode, we explore: The "Propaedeutic" Approach: Why treating your first steps as "preparatory training" is the on...

Hook: Is it "Circumspection" or... something else? 😬 Welcome back to the Dirty Heifers Podcast! In this episode, Margaret, Jesse (the Mini Heifer), and Shauna are ringing in the new year the only way they know how: with honesty, humor, and a little bit of chaos. +1 Summary: As we stand on the edge of 2026, we’re ditching the arbitrary "5lb weight loss" resolutions for something deeper. From Marga...

We can’t believe we’re saying this… but the Dirty Heifers Podcast just wrapped up our first full year 🎉🐄 In this special year-in-review episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna look back at everything we’ve packed into the last twelve months — the guests who trusted us with their stories, the conversations that hit harder than we expected, and the ridiculous moments that still make us laugh. We tal...

Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie … or are we all just fighting for sport at this point? 🎄🔥 In this festive, unhinged episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive headfirst into the most controversial holiday debate of all time. From Elf and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation to Gremlins , Batman Returns , Love Actually , and the claymation classics we grew up w...

Valentine’s Day might look cute on Instagram — but behind the scenes? It’s cure time math, shipping stress, pink mica chaos, and customers who think “handmade” means “instant.” In this Valentine’s Day special, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna break down why soap makers are already thinking about February while everyone else is still recovering from Christmas. From planning releases months in advance t...

Tonight on the Dirty Heifers Podcast , Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into… absolutely nothing. No outline. No topic. No sponsor. Just three small-business besties embracing pure chaos and meandering their way through life, business, soap making, and whatever random thoughts happen to crash-land in our brains. We’re talking unhinged stories, behind-the-scenes maker life, weird customer moments,...

Integrating your online shop with social media sounds easy… until Meta sends you into a loop of missing product errors, your Facebook shop disappears into the void, and TikTok Shop tries to overthrow your entire inventory system. In this episode of the Dirty Heifers Podcast , Margaret (Warm & Fuzzy Soapery), Jessie (Country Lather Soapworks), and Shauna (Bawauna Bath & Body) dive headfirst...

Welcome back to The Dirty Heifers Podcast — and buckle up, because today we are diving head-first into the chaotic world of Thanksgiving-themed 5 Minute Crafts . Y’all… the doilies alone should be illegal. In this episode, we roast, react, and deeply question the life choices behind these “craft hacks” that absolutely NO ONE asked for. From glue-gunned disasters to projects that would 100% ruin fa...

Welcome back to The Dirty Heifers Podcast , where your favorite chaotic barnyard business besties — Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna — tackle the one topic every small business owner loves to hate: TAX SEASON . 🐄💸 In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the migraine-inducing, paper-hoarding, coffee-chugging world of small business taxes . From our own boneheaded bookkeeping moments to the “OMG...

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast, the Heifers get real about what happens when your hobby turns into a hustle—and then straight into burnout hell. From soap making and small business stress to the emotional rollercoaster of content creation, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna dive into the realities behind “doing what you love.” They chat about creative burnout, social media pressure, balanc...

This week, the Dirty Heifers roll up their sleeves and dig into the digital dirt — giving real, unfiltered feedback to Happy Soul Soap & Candle Co. on their social media game. From Instagram grids to TikTok reels, we’re breaking down what’s working, what’s missing, and how small businesses can glow up online without losing their handmade charm. Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna bring their business...

It’s officially spooky season, y’all — and the Dirty Heifers are showing up in full costume! 🐮🎃 In this chaotic and hilarious episode, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna react to the most over-the-top fall soaps on TikTok and beyond. From pumpkin spice swirls to glitter-packed creations that would make a unicorn blush, the heifers are dishing out their unfiltered thoughts, laughs, and soap-maker side-...

In this unscripted episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , the heifers go completely off the rails — from talking gumbo and gator meat to diving deep into the business of soapmaking, content creation, and small business chaos. Expect laughter, learning, and a whole lot of sass as Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna tackle everything from TikTok Shop drama to fragrance trends and the art of teaching others...

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers podcast, the hosts get real about dealing with online trolls, hate comments, and unsolicited criticism . From the difference between helpful feedback and straight-up trolling to the emotional toll that negativity can take on small business owners and creators, they’re breaking it all down — heifer-style. 🐮 Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna share personal stories of...

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , we’re talking all about seasonal burnout — you know, that crash-and-burn feeling after the holiday hustle when you’re running on caffeine, fumes, and questionable life choices. We break down the signs, causes, and effects of burnout on small business owners and makers, especially during busy seasons like the holidays and craft fair marathons. From for...

In Episode 40 of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , we’re calling out the “soap purity police” and diving into the drama of gatekeeping in the soap-making community. From the debate over fresh vs. powdered goat milk to fragrance oils vs. essential oils, we break down why there’s no one right way to make soap. We talk about why shaming other makers is bad for business, the importance of education over jud...

This week the heifers are getting nerdy, goofy, and a little soapy. 🧼 From family chaos to pop culture tangents, we’re sharing the lessons we’ve learned (sometimes the hard way) on our soap-making journeys. We talk safety tips (yes, lye burns are real, y’all), why record keeping can save your business, and how to actually price your soap without selling yourself short. Plus—branding, contests, co...

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna get real about the world of networking, small business community, and makers supporting makers . Spoiler: it’s not about collecting business cards or being a slick schmoozer—it’s about finding your people. The Heifers spill stories about how they officially met at a soap conference (yes, a networking event… where Margaret...

In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna sit down with the fabulous Isabele (“Izzie”) Vezeau from Aromatic Fragrances International (AFI) to sniff out the truth about fragrance oils. Ever wonder how scents are made? Or what it takes to dupe your favorite Bath & Body Works candle? We’re talking fragrance science, scent notes, custom blends, and all the behind-...

This week on the Dirty Heifers Podcast, we’re calling BS on one of the oldest business myths out there: “the customer is always right.” 🙄 Spoiler alert: they’re not. Join Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna as we swap stories about nightmare customers, red-flag requests, and those times when keeping a “loyal” customer would’ve cost way more than the order was worth. We dig into where this phrase even ca...

What does it take to truly connect with an audience online—and keep them coming back? In this episode of The Dirty Heifers Podcast , we sit down with the one and only Helen Polisi (@themuthership) —TikTok Queen, podcast host, content coach, cancer survivor, and now proud grandma! 🌟 Helen shares her incredible journey from commercial director to social media educator, and how she turned boredom du...

In this episode of the Dirty Heifers podcast, Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna tackle the most “wonderful” time of the year for small business owners — the holiday season. Spoiler alert: if you’re just now thinking about Christmas, you’re already behind. We swap war stories about running out of time (thanks, soap cure dates), share how we learned the hard way that August is basically December for make...

It’s episode 33, y’all, and we’re talking all the essentials for small business owners — from tools and tech that actually make your life easier, to self-care strategies that might just keep you from losing it entirely. Margaret, Jessie, and Shauna sprinkle in laughs, real talk, and plenty of “did that really just happen?” moments as they share must-have gear, marketing tips, and operational hacks...

Summary In this episode of the Dirty Heifers podcast, hosts Margaret, Shauna, and Jessie delve into the multifaceted role of AI in small businesses, particularly in the handmade soap industry. They discuss the practical applications of AI for scheduling, content generation, and creative brainstorming, while also addressing the potential downsides, such as the risk of losing personal creativity and...

Summary In this episode of the Dirty Heifers podcast, the hosts engage in a light-hearted conversation filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful discussions. They explore various topics, including personal grooming, language fun with a 'Word of the Week' segment, historical perspectives on women's health, and listener engagement through a Q&A segment. The hosts share their favorite...