The Dingo Weekly

Election chaos takes center stage on The Dingo Weekly! Dingo, Robbbie, and Tad tackle voting machine security, missing mail-in ballots, Vivek Ramaswamy’s controversial campaign ad, Elon Musk’s Starlink controversy, and Trump’s White House plans. Plus, Alaska’s dueling Dan Sullivans, Marco Rubio’s CIA announcement, and the usual political absurdity. Democracy may be out of order, but the show must...

This week’s Dingo Weekly covers a rally face punch for advocating child safety, a wild precognitive dream prediction about a major political figure, a debate over workplace protected classes that goes off the rails fast, pins versus shipping costs, and the usual Mark Twain detour. Plus merch price drops, a torture museum tangent, and Robbbie starting the show exhausted and handing off hosting duti...

JD Vance takes an illegal ballot selfie, breaking the law in three states at once. The Dingo Weekly also goes current for the first time ever, breaks down Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate run, and asks why Europe’s food safety rules trace back to universal healthcare. Plus free AI clones of Adobe and PlayStation have Robbbie and Tad debating what actually counts as an emulator, and Robbbie debuts his MySpa...

FCC lets Paramount sell nearly half of itself to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE, meaning CBS, CNN, HBO, The Daily Show, and John Oliver now answer to foreign governments. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo break down what that actually means for American news. Plus: Yom Kippur fasting rules, a debate over sinning before sundown, and a surprisingly detailed healthcare and NAFTA policy rant. F*** You, So Wha...

Mitch McConnell resurfaces after months of silence, wheeled in with a childhood polio excuse and two decades of dodging the press. Plus: composting your own waste for the garden, cassowaries planting entire rainforests with fruit seeds, kids who genuinely don’t remember 9/11, and Trump flying two separate Air Force Ones just for a golf trip. Nobody has a job requirement anymore. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie, Tad and Dingo tackle Google Zero, dead internet theory, and why an AI company thought “T-800” was a good name for a fighting robot. Plus: gutters, a homemade leaf blower hack, and a debate over whether AGI panic is even rational. Somewhere in there, health care is still two weeks away. F*** You, So What.

Trump renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America and Google immediately complied. The Department of Labor posted a fascist slogan. Deregulated meat processing could bring back mad cow disease and prion brain damage. The USDA cancelled Cyclospora research after 17,000 people got sick. Ancient glacier bacteria resistant to all modern antibiotics is melting into rivers. Also, Mitch McConnell was still dead...

Trump’s mystery beef imports are from Brazil and Argentina, the same country China rejected for chloramphenicol antibiotic contamination and a USDA recall. The boys cover the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, Mitch McConnell sitting motionless in the Senate for 20 hours, Amazon destroying rare books to train AI, biological computers made from human blood in Singapore, and the Robot Olympics 2026. F***...

Karoline Leavitt may have resigned after learning Trump used her as an unwitting decoy on the less secure Air Force One while he escaped Turkey in a catering cart with aide Natalie Harp. Trump’s crypto company World Liberty Financial just got approved to become a bank. ICE is spending $20 million on shock gloves, foodborne illness is up 400%, and Mitch McConnell is officially Bigfoot. F*** You, So...

Iran says the Strait of Hormuz stays closed until Trump is gone or they get $300 billion. Whichever comes first. Trump was smuggled out of Turkey in a catering cart. The boys debate ranked choice voting, the two party system, functional illiteracy, the National Popular Vote Act, and whether Fauci deserves any of this. Also Tad is microdosing and has never been calmer. F*** You, So What.

Tad stress drank three tequilas before recording started. Mitch McConnell has vanished from the hospital he’s supposedly in. Canada, France, Spain, Greece, and Washington state are all on fire. Supply chain expert and returning guest Brian says tariffs and trade chaos won’t stabilize until 2028. Dingo wants a free HGTV renovation house. Did we mention Brian’s here? F*** You, So What.

Taylor Farms called the White House to delay a parasite recall and the administration naturally obliged. The boys cover the diarrhea conspiracy, Russia spotting targets for Iran’s attacks on US troops while Trump takes Putin’s word for it, Trump posting AI memes all night, Mitch McConnell’s increasingly fake proof of life photos, the Tesla Cybertruck declared the biggest automotive flop in US hist...

A company just got congressional approval to launch 50,000 space mirrors and own the sun. The boys cover Reflect Orbital’s sunshine on demand scheme, Trump’s Truth Social API charging $100k a month for early tweet access, the Strait of Hormuz being 99% closed, Mitch McConnell’s AI-generated proof of life photos, Trump booed and photoshopped out of the World Cup, and the Taylor Farms lettuce outbre...

Chicago comedian Lizz returns for a deep dive into the viral Facebook group Are We Dating the Same Guy. AI catfish romance scams, Illinois biometrics laws, a woman staying with a potentially dangerous boyfriend because he pays for her gel nails, a man who lied about a threesome with his step cousin, the first date bill debate, and why a firefighter with a lisp is actually a great catch. F*** You,...

Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for three weeks and his wife flew to China. The boys cover the Mitch McConnell coma conspiracy and the August 3rd Senate seat deadline, Florida gubernatorial candidate Bobby Williams saying one-day maternity leave is enough, Zohran Mamdani’s thermostat controversy, Graham Platner’s controversial tattoo and misconduct allegations, and Dingo’s Fourth of July hit...

CERN just shut down for four years… coincidence? The boys cover SCOTUS handing Trump power to fire executive branch officials, ending temporary protected status for one million immigrants, saving mail-in ballots in a five to four ruling, and banning geofence warrants. Plus the Mandela Effect, Fruit of the Loom cornucopia debate, and Trump still owes E. Jean Carroll $5 million. F*** You, So What.

A political dark comedy podcast for people who are tired of the news but can’t stop watching it. This week: spotting biased journalism, the real numbers behind J6 pardons vs. election fraud claims, TikTok’s weird old-guy beef culture, David Goggins discourse, and a preschool cheese scandal that should not have happened. Government incompetence commentary, no filter, minimal impulse control. New ep...

The Dingo Daily News Network is officially open for business at thedingodaily.com. The boys cover the reflecting pool algae disaster, why the federal minimum wage should be $23 an hour, the leveraged asset tax loophole keeping billionaires untaxed, the world’s first trillionaire vs. Ebola testing supplies in Congo, tipping culture, and the Epstein trolley problem. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie’s live from Boca Raton while Trump ruins the NBA Finals at MSG. The boys cover Bill Pulte’s appointment as Director of National Intelligence, a Sandy Hook shooter game on Roblox rated for ages 9+, ICE raids gutting South Florida’s landscaping workforce, Iran war casualties the government won’t confirm, and grocery prices that are definitely not down. F*** You, So What.

Reddit Part 9 brings on new guest Michael Wenas for an Ask Gay Bros special during Pride Month. Grindr notification horror stories, the Trump administration’s plan to replace Pride Month with Veterans Month, funeral strippers in China, and OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue’s baby shower controversy. F*** You, So What.

Mr. Yeast takes over and honestly? He’s the worst. The boys cover the Knicks’ NBA Finals run, Tesla’s antisemitic conspiracy mode, Trump’s airport naming rights merch grift, a North Carolina bill that would legalize murdering women for using birth control, government spyware on federal employee phones, and more. Dark times. Go vote. Subscribe if you’re also just some guy screaming into the interne...

Diarrhea frequencies, the $1.776B Anti-Weaponization slush fund, Kash Patel snorkeling at Pearl Harbor, Congress insider trading on $174K salaries, Luigi Mangione’s gun evidence, the Epstein list’s most embarrassing entries, and whether a new pandemic would actually fix voter turnout. Brooklyn joins, and Dingo updates the soundboard he absolutely should not have.

Somehow “Tad reads Pokémon erotica” and “American democracy is functionally a suggestion” are the same episode. Also: Hantavirus PTSD is real, a World Cup nobody is coming to, and RFK has some thoughts on treatment involving raccoon penis. Everything sucks. Subscribe anyway.

Mexico launched universal healthcare. A cruise ship is stranded with hantavirus on board. Spirit Airlines is dead but the people want to buy it — Dingo has thoughts on the tail fin. The ROBE Act wants SCOTUS term limits. Data centers might be a front for elite bunkers. Trump talked about a reflecting pool for 10 minutes. Dingo shot a squirrel and then apologized to it in his yard. It’s a full one.

This week we’re joined by Rainos from Australia — and things get weird fast. We debate whether Americans can handle alien disclosure, establish the rules for interplanetary relations, and Tad shares his firsthand UFO encounter from 1998. Also his alien foot-scanning incident. Yes, really. Robbbie has a proposal for the current administration. Dingo does not care. The FBI is welcome to subscribe. N...