The Diary of an Orange Cat

Newly installed as leader of the local cat Cabinet, Weasley is determined to make his mark on Diamond Harbour. Unfortunately, his plans are derailed by a house move, a controversial "Chip and Snip" proposal, an injured kererū, and a journalist with difficult questions about family connections. Politics, as Weasley is about to discover, can be a very messy business. The Diary of an Orange Cat is ba...

A cat Cabinet, a lockdown party scandal and an unexpected resignation leave Weasley with a job he never wanted – leader of the local cat community.#Comedy Fiction #Fiction Podcast #CatHumour #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalScandal #Cats

Live music returns to Diamond Harbour and The Gingernuts are ready for their big break. With catnip, hair dye, eye injuries and rock-and-roll delusions all playing a part, success was never guaranteed. #DiaryOfAnOrangeCat #ComedyPodcast #FictionPodcast #CatsOfSpotify #NewPodcast #NZPodcast #DiamondHarbour #CatHumour #TheGingernuts 🎸😸

When concerns are raised about a series of mysterious bird deaths, Serafina responds in the only way she knows how: with an emergency meeting, a Podium of Truth, expert advice, and a bewildering collection of new rules. Weasley, Ron and Squeak attend with increasing scepticism as caution gives way to chaos.

When an urgent Mindfulness Meeting is called beneath Weasley’s house, tensions quickly spiral out of control. What begins as a discussion about feral cats and community safety soon descends into arguments about collars, heritage sites, cyclists, 1080, Facebook outrage, and who exactly should be apologising to whom. Meanwhile, Serafina struggles to maintain order from atop her beloved “Podium of Tr...

Concerned about Ron’s latest emotional spiral, Weasley, Squeak and Serafina form a feline singing group called The Gingernuts — with chaotic results. #DiaryOfAnOrangeCat #CatPodcast #ComedyPodcast #CatsofTikTok #OrangeCat #FunnyCats #Satire #NZPodcast #AudioDrama #Weasley

During the Covid-19 lockdown, Serafina’s carefully managed isolation bubble begins to unravel—first with arguments about dogs breaking the rules, then an unexpected barbecue disaster, surprise visitors, too much catnip, too much gin, and one truly regrettable party that ends with Meghan vomiting on Weasley’s brand-new cat bed. Sometimes home really is the safest place to be. #catsoftiktok #fiction...

When Serafina announces a pandemic plan, Weasley and the others are sent to an “Isolation Flat” to protect their humans — but living in a bubble proves stranger than expected.#fictionpodcast #satire #humour #catstories #nzpodcast #lockdown #quarantine #pandemiclife

When Weasley’s portrait goes on display, it attracts more than just admiration. A new arrival takes a particular interest — refined, attentive… and perhaps a little too keen. But between romance, reputation, and an unexpected trip to the vet, Weasley discovers that not everything is as it first appears — especially in matters of the heart. #DiaryOfAnOrangeCat #CatPodcast #FictionPodcast #NZPodcast...

An unexpected visitor arrives in Diamond Harbour -opinionated… informed… and entirely unapologetic. While Weasley is still grappling with some health concerns of his own, the morning quickly becomes something of an impromptu analysis — complete with advice, certainty, and a few uncomfortable truths. Not all visitors are welcome … but some may leave you with more to think about than you’d expect.

At this week’s Mindfulness Meeting, Serafina returns with a bold new initiative — Climate Action Together (C.A.T.) — and a plan to take urgent action in Diamond Harbour. There’s just one small detail… No one else seems entirely clear on what that action involves. Or why it requires superglue. Meanwhile, Weasley is dealing with concerns of his own — though, as usual, timing is not on his side.

A change of venue leads to an unexpected revelation when Squeak introduces his latest idea — online dating. With questionable profile choices, unsolicited advice, and a photograph that doesn’t quite match reality, Weasley finds himself navigating a whole new kind of social experiment. #funnycats #catdiary

In this episode of The Diary of an Orange Cat , something unusual is happening in Diamond Harbour. The humans have retreated indoors, the streets have fallen quiet, and Weasley begins to suspect that perhaps… someone should take charge. As his campaign for Supreme Ruler of Cats gathers momentum, Weasley turns his attention to a global crisis — with confidence, conviction, and a plan that may or ma...

A long weekend brings an unwelcome visitor, a moment of reflection, and a bold attempt at feline heroism that doesn’t quite go to plan. As Weasley grapples with loss, responsibility, and rising anxiety levels, a well-intentioned idea quickly spirals into chaos — with consequences that are impossible to ignore. #DiaryOfAnOrangeCat #CatPodcast #FictionPodcast #NZPodcast #Satire #CatLife

In this episode, Weasley is persuaded to attend a self-improvement workshop led by Whittaker — a Burmese cat with a reputation for wisdom and unlocking potential. Sceptical from the start, Weasley is less than thrilled when “facing your fears” involves a very large dog. But what begins as a dubious exercise soon leads to a surprising and deeply personal discovery.

As Christmas approaches in Diamond Harbour, parcels start disappearing and rumours of a crime wave spread through the neighbourhood. Serafina is convinced it’s all part of a much bigger problem. Weasley is… less convinced. But when an unexpected guest turns up under the house — along with a suspicious collection of stolen items — things suddenly feel a lot closer to home. A festive tale of mystery...

A new arrival to the group takes it upon herself to launch a socially responsible campaign… and before long, Weasley finds himself at the centre of something called S.P.U.N.C. As awareness spreads across the village, the response is… mixed. Featuring community meetings, social media chaos, and one very unfortunate acronym.

In this episode of The Diary of an Orange Cat , Weasley makes an alarming discovery — he’s been featured in the local newspaper. What follows is a day of mounting anxiety, questionable advice from Ron, and an encounter with a mysterious plant that leads to a complete and utter loss of dignity. Featuring: unexpected fame, philosophical ramblings, and the unpredictable effects of catnip.

In this entry from The Diary of an Orange Cat , a mysterious fight breaks out in the village, leaving behind a suspicious trail of ginger fur. As rumours begin to spread, Weasley finds himself unexpectedly at the centre of the drama — despite having absolutely no involvement whatsoever. With the help of his friend Ron, he sets out to investigate what really happened… though the evidence, gossip, a...

In this entry from The Diary of an Orange Cat , Weasley befriends a skinny ginger cat who claims to be homeless. After sharing a few meals and discovering a mysterious human institution known as a man cave , the two spend an evening swapping stories about village gossip, romantic exploits, and the complicated social lives of local cats. But as the night unfolds, Weasley begins to suspect that his...

In this first episode of The Diary of an Orange Cat , Weasley explains how he came to live with his new owner in a small harbour community in New Zealand, and why he decided to start keeping a diary.