The Darren Gray Circus Parade Morning Show Booth Chronicles

Chicken Head 01.11.2021 1:59:35 ↓

 The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

Ryan Moving Out 01.11.2021 2:03:04 ↓

Pollen is what happens when flowers can’t keep it in their plants.

Die From Covid 29.10.2021 1:59:35 ↓

‘I have a split personality,’ said Tom, being Frank.

Appleapps n Da Googleplaystow 29.10.2021 2:00:43 ↓

 I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it insta-gram.

Apply Yourself 29.10.2021 2:00:43 ↓

I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it insta-gram.

Ryan Pumpkin Patch 29.10.2021 2:01:23 ↓

Whiteboards are remarkable.

Ahyal Ban Gad 27.10.2021 1:59:55 ↓

The Word

The Sabbath With LL 27.10.2021 2:00:38 ↓

The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP.

Gospel For Sale 27.10.2021 2:05:44 ↓

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

Ryan Don't know 27.10.2021 2:00:20 ↓

One of the cows didn’t produce milk today. It was an udder failure.

Seed Dropping Thursday 6 27.10.2021 2:00:29 ↓

Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene.

The Ten 27.10.2021 2:00:01 ↓

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

Church Hoes 27.10.2021 2:00:00 ↓

 What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad sandals.

Veggie Burgers LL, R 27.10.2021 2:00:00 ↓

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Return Of The MacK R 27.10.2021 1:59:36 ↓

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. I guess I was stoned off my ass.

School WTF 27.10.2021 1:59:46 ↓

 I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

Degrees 27.10.2021 1:59:59 ↓

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

Stun Gun UFB 27.10.2021 1:58:56 ↓

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

Feed My Sheep LL 27.10.2021 1:59:52 ↓

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Seed Dropping Thursday 5 27.10.2021 2:00:01 ↓

Seeds....

Live Right Now 27.10.2021 1:59:43 ↓

‘Doctor, there’s a patient on line one that says he’s invisible.’ ‘Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.’

Southern Maid Doughnuts R 27.10.2021 1:59:47 ↓

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

White Boy Day 27.10.2021 2:00:20 ↓

The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

Women Run The World 27.10.2021 2:01:42 ↓

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Porch Jumpers 27.10.2021 2:01:08 ↓

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.