The Darren Gray Circus Parade Morning Show Booth Chronicles

The World is Fuked Up 09.01.2023 2:04:59 ↓

People create, and later grow, a false self through filtered images and phony statuses and eventually they start believing in their own shit more than they should. Unfortunately, their real self remains weak and lacks the qualities it actually needs to handle life.

Bens going back to Africa 20.12.2022 2:03:17 ↓

“The only man I envy is the man who has not yet been to Africa – for he has so much to look forward to.”

Don't Mock The RUACH 18.12.2022 2:05:17 ↓

I have enough money saved up to last me for the rest of my life! all I have to do now is die before thursday.

Get Right 18.12.2022 2:01:44 ↓

I asked the corporate wellness officer, “Can you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

Soul 18.12.2022 2:15:23 ↓

The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... One knows by weighing oneself before and after work.

Beware Of Walmart 17.12.2022 2:01:53 ↓

Walmart has announced it will now require shoppers to wear masks in its stores. However, pants will still be optional.

613 PT.1 11.12.2022 2:01:10 ↓

You shall not murder. You shall not commit adultery. You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. You shall not covet.

The Chocolate Invasion 04.12.2022 1:58:50 ↓

What's an astronaut's favourite chocolate? A Mars bar.

Wolves Among The Sheep 27.11.2022 2:01:53 ↓

"I'm a prodigal son. The black sheep of a white flock."

Jew VS Jewish 20.11.2022 2:02:25 ↓

Students were asked to write an essay about elephants: Jack writes about the horrors of the ivory trade. Jodie writes about the plight of the Indian elephant. Homer writes about the mating ritual of the elephant. Moshe writes about the elephant and the Jewish problem.

Ryan PREMATRIX 02.11.2021 2:03:42 ↓

My NamE is NEO!

Ticks and Porches 01.11.2021 2:01:00 ↓

Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

Lonnie Lowe Goes To Europe 01.11.2021 2:03:43 ↓

"I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila."

Show Yo Face 01.11.2021 2:03:46 ↓

"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'"

Seed dropping Thursday 11 01.11.2021 1:57:11 ↓

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Same 01.11.2021 1:53:39 ↓

"Worrying works! More than 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen."

Lonnie Lee Lowe Doing the Bird 01.11.2021 2:01:05 ↓

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

Aretha Franklin and Nigeropsy 01.11.2021 2:02:27 ↓

 A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

Seed Dropping Thursday 10 01.11.2021 2:02:54 ↓

 I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

The Stab,Pills, Pills, Pills 01.11.2021 2:00:02 ↓

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

Lonnie Lowe Vaccine Fix 01.11.2021 2:00:12 ↓

 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, ‘ Uno, dos …” and poof! He disappeared without a tres .

Seed Dropping Thursday 01.11.2021 1:59:21 ↓

 A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.’

Die 01.11.2021 1:58:59 ↓

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible.

HEY D.J. 01.11.2021 2:29:53 ↓

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.