The Dark Ride with Mr Dark

After over a year, what are Mr. Dark and Sabretooth Guy up to? Is this the end of The Dark Ride?

After a decidedly ridiculous delay, episode 16!  Dark has been dealing with voice issues that seem to be downright diabolic in nature!  What can be done to cure him so his velvety tones can bring us this episode? Meanwhile... Duke's Sinister Six Scary Videos  The Dean of Rock Andrew Tate Fights Ghosts Architectural Weekly Skinamarink What You Are Malum Preview

A mechanical voice has an announcement of a short delay between episodes.

The Dark Ride with Mr Dark: Episode 15 With the holidays over (or ARE they?) Dark and SG's breakfast is interrupted with a disturbing news story and new riders!  A particularly dark ride awaits! WILD NATURE RETURNS  UFOs/Balloons Outlaw commercial The Election Bar Lovebites review Hell's Employee Of The Month Wall Wild Nature Finale - METH BEAR

The Dark Ride returns!  Even though the carnival has been without power over hiatus, the Create-O-Matic continued to capture content for the ride, so it's the First Annual Holiday Overlay for the Ride!   Featuring:  Santa Beatdown Ken Burn's The First Thanksgiving (Part 17) Dead End review Baby New Year 2023 Means Business Unfortunate Reindeer Names Trans-Siberian Orchestra discussion College Foot...

The carnival has been without power for some time and Mr. Dark is depressed.  Will this hiatus go on forever?  Will he be forced to listen to sabretooth stories until he dies from malaise?  There's someone at the door.  Tune in to this very important announcement! 

A Brief Listener Guide with tips on how to start listening to the show!  (No, don't start by listening to Episode One.  For one thing, there is no Episode One.)  

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 13.75 - ANNOUNCEMENT Oh dear LORD, ANOTHER ONE?!? Best just listen to it and see what's going on. As always, sound effects courtesy of the fine artists at Pixabay. Certificates on hand. Voice Synthesizer courtesy of Voicebooking.com.

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 13.5 - ANNOUNCEMENT Just a brief announcement about our hours of operation.  We are closed this week due to...well, you'll just have to listen. All sounds effects from the artists at Pixabay, all certificates on hand.

The Ex-Wife: Phonic Fiction Fest 2022 Entry This was my entry for the Phonic Fiction Fest 2022.  This challenge required entrants to create a fictional podcast drama episode within 48 hours after being given a genre, a line of dialogue, and a sound effect.  Everyone received the same line of dialogue and sound effect, but three different genres were dispersed among the entrants at random.  I recei...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 13 - The Halloween Special! Mr. Dark has calibrated the Create-O-Matic to focus on all things spooky for a very special extended pumpkin spiced spin on the Dark Ride! A trailer for a terrifying new movie!  A horrifying tale from Dark's home town!  A YouTube ghost hunting team share EVPs they've captured at a scary location before being joined by a familiar face...

The Dark Ride with Mr Dark: Episode 12! After Mr Dark makes some audio adjustments and seasonal improvements to the Ride: A halftime show announcement! Japanese heavy music!  Spicy chips can be dangerous! Ninja bears! A Terrfier 2 shout out! A southwestern mystery! A seasonal announcement!

After a troubling paranormal infestation, The Dark Ride returns! This week: SMASH Cologne, Listener Reviews, another true story from Mr. Dark's past, Congressional hearings on Facebook Jail, and Mr. Dark's Ten Halloween Movie Reviews!

We've run into a slight issue at the Carnival and Pandemonium, and will be closed for the week.  What's going on?  Listen and find out!

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 10 With the Create-O-Matic working and the Dark Ride back in business, the carnival is coming back together and regular spins on the Ride are back on schedule.  This time: news of the geek! Also: Wild Nature with Don "Apex Predator" Broderick, a close call with jerky, The Last Of Us, a chilling tale about my late wife, Behind The Drama with the LiMu Emu, and a...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 9 - The Ride has been repaired!  Riders may return every two weeks for rides on the new and improved ride with the now perfected (?) Create-O-Matic machine that draws content for the Ride directly from the mind of Mr. Dark!  Is it safe?  Have the problems of last episode been resolved?  Has Sabertooth Guy found a place to sleep?  Tune in and find out, IF YOU DA...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode Eight - Anything Goes! It's week four of our rotation, so anything goes, and in this case, anything goes...wrong!  Our host introduces some new technology to the Dark Ride and things do not go as planned.  What does this mean for you, the riders?  What does this mean for the future of the Dark Ride?  What does this mean for the future of fine dining in North Te...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode Seven - The Weird!  Week 3 on this month's thematic rotation brings us back around to THE WEIRD.  This month's journey into things unknown, unusual, and just plain strange includes newly discovered fossils providing evidence that the Loch Ness Monster could exist, scientists engaging in something they call "necrobotics" that will absolutely and in no way result...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode Six - Week 2: Entertainment!  It's time for another entertainment episode!  This week Mr. Dark talks about all of the movie reveals at the San Diego Comic-Con, reviews movies Dashcam and The Sadness, discusses podcast Old Gods of Appalachia, reviews video game Stray, gives some love to The Warning and their debut album "Error" and raises the black flag with Ale...

The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode Four - ANYTHING GOES!  The first Anything Goes episode debuts with extremely cool rideshare riders, Celestial Court, coming to terms with your childhood idols, a brand new health plan, a visit from a very old man, a statement about a popular soft drink, and a confrontation with true evil with very special guest star Mr. Lyle Blackburn! Go see everything Lyle ha...

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The Dark Ride with Mr. Dark: Episode 3, Week 3: THE WEIRD!  Join Mr. Dark as he delves into the strange and unusual world of the weird.  This week he brings news stories of strange creature sightings, men in jetpacks, military coverups of unknown craft in the skies, unknown creatures under the ice in Antarctica, and possibly possessed houses open for guests!  Come along for a tour of this months W...

Episode Two: Week Two, Entertainment!  Join Mr. Dark as he talks about movies, video games, music, television, and even other podcasts.  After spending decades covering entertainment for various outlets, including the once mighty Dread Central, he brings his expertise to the podcast airwaves and shares his thoughts with you.  Will you agree?  Disagree?  Become further convinced he's some kind of l...