Perry Berline

THE DARK DOORS

Fiction EN ↓ 4 episodes

Ready for a trip to the dark, twisted, and fabulously weird underbelly of 1985 New Orleans? Meet John Dark, the cross-dressing exorcist who makes death look downright sexy. They call him a "doorman," walking the line between our world and the other place—the dark place. With Leighton, the lovable priest who may have gotten in over his head, a foul-mouthed muscle named Bruiser, and a blind white cat that sees more than the living, John’s crew is the last thing standing between you and a nightmare—well, if he’s not too busy touching up his lipstick. No matter how grotesque the haunt, John shows...

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Perry Berline

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THE DARK DOORS EPISODE THREE 02.10.2025 34:51

Sassy exorcist, freaked-out priest, blind white cat. Paranormal shotgun blast? DARLING, PLEASE! It’s all going down in the Mill House—casting stones, possessed rodents, dark, trippy visions. But don’t you worry, there’s lipstick for that! With plenty more twisted goings-on, there’s always a darker door for everyone's favorite residential exorcist. Sheesh! www.thedarkdoors.com www.thedarkdoor...

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE FOUR 02.10.2025 31:53

Hold onto your wigs, baby, because it’s all kicking off in our series finale! Our oh-so-sassy dark hero, John Dark, is in the belly of the beast—a house with a mind of its own, and it ain’t gonna be pretty... unless you’re John Dark, Residential Exorcist! Not even evil pulls off eyeliner this good (though it sounded better in his head). One disrobed priest, one blind cat, and one crossdressing exo...

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE TWO 02.10.2025 25:28

"They’re still alive... right?" John and Leighton are deep in the bowels of the house, surrounded by a cabinet of curiosities that would make even the most twisted minds blush. A taxidermy gryphon? Oh, it’s just the beginning. who owns this freak show? And more importantly, who are these freaks? www.thedarkdoors.com www.thedarkdoors.com

THE DARK DOORS EPISODE ONE 01.10.2025 21:12

EPISODE ONE: "A Doorman Always Knocks, ...First" John Dark, our sassy, crossdressing hero, is on the case! A sinister house has swallowed its residents whole, and only a Doorman can drag them back. An old mill manor packed with twisted secrets? Check. 80s new-wave horror cheesefest? Check. A dark, fabulous crossdressing exorcist in heels? Double check!! And a terrified priest rocking a g...