The Danny Palmer Show

Send us Fan Mail Space! This is a primarily cum based podcast.  We are cum based lifeforms (not carbon).  This is not the Drunk Pod ep, but we did record one recently. But, you know...this one is probably significantly better due to us not being drunk lol. Let's party on Mars, like, ASAP. With other certainty perfectionists.   Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and...

Send us Fan Mail What Happens If You Go Into Space Without A Space Suit On? Do You Explode? These are the kinds of questions we ask on our sick Space podcast.  And the answer is: We're not sure. But it's fun to think about stuff. Should we change the name of the pod to F**k You, Space? Whoaaaaa. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type sloga...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa.  Should we change the name of this pod to F*ck You Space! ? lol Listener feedback can be A LOT to handle. We're getting there. Communication satellites are wayyyyy the f above the Earth dude. Like, it's far. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @bla...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa.  Zach's scooter malfunctioned and he flipped over the handlebars on the Williamsburg Bridge. Yikes. He's okay though. Unfortunately. Zach does really well at space quizzes. Kid's smart. How much space does the sun, planets, and moons take up in the solar system? It's an insanely small amount. Also, we're getting bombarded with Mars rocks every year....

Send us Fan Mail Whoa, dude. Pretty sick. 21 episodes about Spaceeeeeee....it's out there man. It's real. For some reason unrelated to Space Danny and Zach start to take the Hare Psychopathy Checklist lol.  Danny has his suspicions... Also the Space Quizzes this week are pretty sick. Lot of stuff to learn about what's going on out there.  We also talk about different types of stars,...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa! 20 episodes! That's like twice as many as ten! This one is pretty lit.  We talk about mean teachers we had in high school, weird shi* Zach thinks is funny, building a tube to the moon, I don't know man how many of these things do I have to type? Is anyone reading these descriptions anyway? I'm gonna stop typing this and go watch a movie. Links for further read...

Send us Fan Mail Zach and Danny are reunited in joy! Check out Ep 19! We'll put more notes later! lol Spaceeeeeeee Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know h...

Send us Fan Mail This week we were honored to have incredible comic Ricky Velez for part 2 of our Crime In Space series. Tune in! He’s funny as fuck.  Instagram: @rickyvelez  Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Ep 17! CRIME IN SPACE This is the first of an ongoing mini series on Space: What the F**k, Dude?! (Cue dramatic music) Whoa! We've created our own sub genre with the genre of NSFW Astronomy Podcasts (a genre we, like, created).  Listen in to the real life, current crime drama involving a US astronaut on the International Space Station.  Not even joking. You can che...

Send us Fan Mail How many kitchen appliances would Zach have sex with and, more directly, which ones? These and other pressing questions (some involving Space) are covered in our Molly Ringwald episode. Episode 16!  It would probably be Ep 18 or 19 if we weren't too stupid to lose entire episodes due to audio issues lol. One day we'll be in a studio. ONE DAY.  But it's fun to record...

Send us Fan Mail Danny and Zach are back! No "Mash Up" aka our schedules didn't align this week! This week is a REAL f*ckin' pod yo.  And you guys, honestly--we're learning more about Space. We're, like, learning shi*.  Take that, all you feedback haters! Saying we're dumb and don't know anything about Space! Okay, fine, point taken--but WE'RE LEARNING....

Send us Fan Mail UPDATE: This episode has been updated to include Zach's portion! Updated on 8/11/19.  Sickkkkkkkkkk dude. Whoa! More crazy shi* is going on in space, you guys.  Some insane planet way out there is doing some insane shi*. Meanwhile journalists love to write fear mongering stories about what if an asteroid hit Earth? Don't worry, Space Cult Members, it's mad unlikely....

Send us Fan Mail The name of our Podcast is not "I Forgot" as a comedy emcee recently stated when introducing Zach onstage. Lol.  It's about Spaceeeee. Zach learned a bunch of shi* about how the Moon affects Earth and vice versa. They're, like interacting. Way back in the day Mars might have had giant oceans and then them oceans got smashed into by a meteor and then THAT f*ckin...

Send us Fan Mail Did y'all do weird shi* in high school? Zach and I certainly did.  Were they related to space? Not necessarily.  We have like 3 Space Quizzes in this Ep! Space quizzes are super fun you should try them. That would be pretty sick if the moon was heavily colonized and you could watch the people on it through a telescope like a reality show. Mankind has left like, so much stuff...

Send us Fan Mail Welp, last week we got hosed by podcast technology and it didn't save our episode which was, in a word, INFURIATING. But anyways. We fixed it! Neil Armstrong landed on the moon 50 years ago.  Pretty sick. There may be a way to create our own atmosphere on Mars and we could like LIVE THERE. Like, legitimately. Sorry we scream at the audience in this one for a minute lol. Is it...

Send us Fan Mail Space Pod Ep 10! Comedy show emcees have a hard time remembering the name of our podcast when they introduce us, lol. What if there's life in outer space but it's just like boring sea life? Amoebas and shi* like that. Let's hope not. Zach takes a brief call from his Mom during the pod recording. Annoying.  If all mass has gravity, does all gravity have mass? Uh, wha...

Send us Fan Mail Zach and Danny are being a little nicer to each other in recent episodes.  Maybe they're not trying to prove themselves as much now that we're 8 episodes in. 8 Eps, kid! Kinda insane! Anyway.. The International Astronomical Union is letting every country like, name their own planet. Pretty tight. Try to make your country's planet's name sick af.  Should we pave...

Send us Fan Mail Episode 7! Is this Episode 7? Kinda confused myself, honestly. Who gives a f***.  What up Space Cult members! Dive in to the infinite realm of infinite realms (whoa) with Zach and Danny as they explore the Milky Way's Galactic Center, how many planets in the universe could actually harbor life, and each other's bodies. Not the last one. Those things are just fun to say s...

Send us Fan Mail Is there "hot action" out in Space? There certainly is on this episode.  And by hot action we mean two dudes talking about Space. And hey, you jerk listeners providing feedback, we're not insanely stupid as you claim! You guys don't know all this shi*.  Being all smug judging the Space Pod hosts. Lol jk we are pretty dumb about Space stuff, you're right. B...

Send us Fan Mail Space Pod Episode 2! Being released late because we are too dumb to understand how to upload stuff! UNTIL NOW. We figured it out! Hell yeah! The Venus (2nd planet) of episodes. Zach McGovern and Danny Palmer are joined by their alien buddy to discuss what the f**k Space Force is and...can it shoot down aliens? Wait, SHOULD we shoot down aliens?  We also discuss mysterious radio si...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Space News! It's news--about Space! Presented to you by your favorite podcast-Space: What the F**k, Dude?!  Your anchor this week is Danny Palmer. Co anchor Zach McGovern went to Europe! This is Danny's only solace being left behind--the first edition of Space News! News--about Space!  News, Weather, Sports and Space Facts That Could Be Deemed Quite Frightenin...

Send us Fan Mail Irritable due to lack of sleep Zach joins Danny who is well rested and ready to charm.  How many moons does Neptune have? How old is our solar system? Will Danny ever find love?  Space! This podcast is about space! Not about romance or Zach's inability to tolerate the mild breeze of an air conditioner.   Can a solar system get laid? Clearly not. We cover that. Links to learn...

Send us Fan Mail Journey with us, won't you? Through Episode 3.  Where we discuss neato stuff like Blue Origin, what interstellar actually means, and Zach's horrifically small vocabulary. Also he is far more attractive than Danny which he is glad to point out at frequent intervals. And even though I, Danny, am typing this--I kind of respect it.  I guess I'm an attractiveness cuck. ...

Send us Fan Mail Danny and Zach sip on a couple cocktails and talk about intellectual humility, black holes, megaparsecs (what the f**k?), and a bunch of other smart shit like how fast the universe is expanding. We're, like, kind of smart dude. Also of note: Danny consistently beats Zach at Jeopardy and recently beat him at pool two games in a row. In a row .  Reference articles: Frightening...

Send us Fan Mail Whoaaaa. Danny Palmer and Zach McGovern are legit doing a podcast about space. It's, like, real, man.  In the debut episode they talk about why they're doing a space pod, aliens, a giant ball of gold ten times the size of Earth (wait, what?), aliens again, and then lob some direct personal attacks. Listen in!  Follow us on Instagram! @dannypalmernyc @zachmcgovern @spacew...