Danny Palmer

The Danny Palmer Show

Comedy EN ↓ 475 episodes

New episodes every Wednesday. A curation of interesting/funny/inspiring things from the week and occasional interviews. Drinking/getting high while listening is strongly encouraged. https://www.patreon.com/thedannypalmershow

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Danny Palmer

Episodes

Ep 48! Cloth Face Masks Won't Work In Space! Also, Danny And Zach Bicker Over The Definition of "Live!" 03.04.2020 1:01:09

Send us Fan Mail What up johns? Space, man. Might be the best place to escape coronavirus. Stay safe, Space Cult members! This week Zach and Danny review their speakeasy expansion plans, critique each other's Space Quizzes, and debate the meaning of the word "live." So yeah, classic Danny and Zach behavior lol. Follow us on Insta! @zachmcgovern @dannypalmernyc @spacewtfd Spac...

Ep 47! Do They Practice Social Distancing In Space?! Also, Maybe We Should Open A Speakeasy! jk jk 27.03.2020 1:14:27

Send us Fan Mail Hope everyone and their family is okay this week. Could talking about Space for an hour be a fun distraction? Nobody is quite sure. Wait, dude! Do you know what the largest moon in our Solar System is? Well, DO YOU? ............ Follow us on Insta! @zachmcgovern @dannypalmernyc @spacewtfd Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slo...

Ep 46! Do They Have Coronavirus IN SPACE?! AKA Quarantine Week 1 Ep! Yikes! 21.03.2020 1:05:32

Send us Fan Mail After much ado! The Week One Of Quarantine But Let's Keep Talking About Space Cause It's Interesting And Distracting And Cosmic! Life Is Getting Real SO ARE WE dude shutup Danny lol. Instagram: @dannypalmernyc @zachmcgovern @spacewtfd Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @th...

Promo Danny Is Leaving Up Simply For The Zach Smack Talk In The Last Couple Minutes! 20.03.2020 5:00

Send us Fan Mail Space Pod Promo We're Leaving Up For No Apparent Reason! Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how to? I don’t know how it works. Let’s...

Ep 45! Are Some People, Like, Doing Coke In Space? Also, Voyager 2 Is Still Crushing! 13.03.2020 1:09:32

Send us Fan Mail Space. Whoa! Do you guys like space quizzes and stuff? You can learn stuff and like try to get them right. It's pretty sick. Also this article (link below) is pretty goddamn fascinating. We aren't going to be able to send signals to Voyager 2 for like 11 months! But don't worry, it will still send science info type shit to us. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/04/scie...

Ep 44! Do They Have The Coronavirus IN SPACE? Yikes. Also It's Fun To Say "Moonmoon." Moonmoons Are Real, Dude! 06.03.2020 1:05:33

Send us Fan Mail Moonmoon. It's like a moon that orbits...The Moon. It's not like that. That's what it is. We don't know a lot of stuff. But we're fun, dude. We're, like, chill. Space! Follow us on Instagram: @zachmcgovern @dannypalmernyc @spacewtfd Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @...

Ep 43! Dude, Earth Has A New Mini-Moon And It Is CUTE AS A GODDAMN BUTTON! 28.02.2020 1:08:48

Send us Fan Mail Space! On this ep Danny is nice to Zach but Zach sees through it and calls him out on his bullshi*. Also! Dude! Earth has a Mini-Moon now! Plus we check out "graveyard orbits" above Earth. That shi* is real dude. You can put stuff there. Mini-moon article! https://www.space.com/mini-moon-2020-cd3-discovered.html Neat stuff about the Solar Orbiter! https://www.nytimes.c...

Ep 42! Drinking Coronas On The Sun's Corona 21.02.2020 1:13:26

Send us Fan Mail We're going to learn so much more about Mars and the Sun over the next 10 years! Like mad rovers taking off and gonna be chillin' on (or around or INTO) those peeps. Freaking sick, dude. Follow up on Insta: @zachmcgovern @dannypalmernyc @spacewtfd Check us out on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, mad others. Space! Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate,...

Ep 41! Happy Valentine's Day....From SPACE! (Subtitle: Pararellax, Susan Sarandon) 14.02.2020 1:11:31

Send us Fan Mail In this ep we learn stuff about Saturn and parallax (whatever the f*ck that is) and that Susan Sarandon DEFINITELY made slightly prolonged eye contact with Danny one New Year's Eve. Not even joking dude. Space! Follow us on Instagram: @zachmcgovern @dannypalmernyc @spacewtfd And on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/Space-What-The-F-Dude-607179086466628/?modal=admin_todo_to...

Ep 40! "Nobody's Banging The Mustard Green Experiment Guy On The Space Station." 07.02.2020 1:11:12

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Ep 40! Our pod turns 40 just as Zach inevitably will (wince emoji). But enough about us! Mad props to astronaut Christina Koch (pronounced "cook") who recently returned from space after setting a record for time spent there and did three all-female space walks. You can learn more about her here: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/06/science/christina-koch-nasa-...

Ep 39! Dude, The Number Of Earths That Could Fit Inside The Sun Is Insane. Also, Never Go To Brunch With Zach In Vegas. 31.01.2020 56:04

Send us Fan Mail More Space talk and arguing! Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how to? I don’t know how it works. Let’s just leave this thing be: https:/...

Ep 38! Dude, The Astronauts On The Space Station Recycle And Drink Their Own Pee. Like, Yuck. But, No, Zach, They Don't Drink Shi* Shakes lol. 24.01.2020 1:23:47

Send us Fan Mail Yo, "A Year In Space" on Netflix is, like, crazy. The astronauts on the International Space Station are just cruising around the Earth at 17,500 mph drinking everyone's pee. Also, our guest this week is super funny NYC comic (although maybe not very smart?) Ben DeMarco. He's got a lot of theories about "Space" and "the Universe" IF THOSE EVE...

Ep 37! Zach And Danny Touch Down On The Sea Of Tranquility! Just Kidding They're Still Arguing About Space Stuff And Sex Stuff. 17.01.2020 1:01:44

Send us Fan Mail On this ep we get along perfectly (nope) and have madddd space quizzes AND talk about the NASA intern who discovered a planet 3 days into the internship! Also they found an asteroid on Earth that's older than our entire solar system! Pretty wild. Space! Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @d...

Ep 36! Danny and Zach Get Along Perfectly This Episode! Just Kidding, They Continue To Argue Constantly! Also, This One Comet Might BLOW UP! 10.01.2020 53:53

Send us Fan Mail Yo we feel this ep is pretty dope. Lotso Space Quizzes. Even though it doesn't seem fair that Zach doesn't say "A B C D" when providing his answer choices WE GOT THROUGH IT. Missions to Mars are indeed taking off this year dude. 2020 baby! Okay maybe Danny was wrong in thinking they were manned. They aren't. But we're GETTING THERE. Last week'...

Ep 35! First Space Pod Of The Decade! Whoa! With Our Sick Guests Giulio Gallarotti and Ricky Velez 03.01.2020 54:38

Send us Fan Mail The first 11 minutes of this week's ep are insane lol. Honored to have our good buddies Ricky Velez (King of Staten Island-Release date June 19th, 2020!) and Giulio Gallarotti (Host of Oops! The Podcast). Follow them on Insta: @rickyvelez @notjulio Dude, we are sending AT LEAST 4 missions to Mars IN 2020 WHICH IS INSANE!!! As are Zach's holiday Instagram posts lol. The...

Ep 34! Happy New Year....From Space!!! 27.12.2019 45:43

Send us Fan Mail Year in review ep kids! Thanks for listening to our space pod we love you! Platonically. For now. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how t...

This Was A Brief Promo Where Danny Made Fun of Zach! 20.12.2019 1:33

Send us Fan Mail Yerp, the ole holidays have hit which means Ep 33 is coming out later this afternoon. Hey, sue us! Wait, don't actually. We don't have many assets. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivingto...

Ep 33! Merry Christmas, Space Cult Devotees! BTW Boeing F*cked Up Their Starliner Launch Cause A Clock Wasn't Set Right! Bro!!!! 20.12.2019 56:03

Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas everyone! Spaceeeeee Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how to? I don’t know how it works. Let’s just leave this thing be:...

Ep 32! Aliens Love The Holidays, Too! They're Not Gonna, Like, Laser Us Into Oblivion This Month! 13.12.2019 50:15

Send us Fan Mail Space! It's out there, man. Shi* is going down. Back on Earth Zach dropped out of community college after failing Counting 101. One planet is mostly liquid and one is mostly gas. Didn't you just kind of assume they all were solid? We sure did. Also, dude? We might be able to reverse aging in 10 years. Is that related to Space? Some might argue YES. Support the sh...

Ep 31! Welcome To The Holidays, Space Cult Members! Some Galaxies, Like, Don't Have Dark Matter. Dude, What? 06.12.2019 52:11

Send us Fan Mail Do you guys like to party and chill during the holidays? So do we. Wait, that's not space related. Most of this episode actually is, actually! Dark matter, man. Shi* makes no sense. We don't even know what we don't, like, even know. Plus Zach dishes some rad knowledge on Venus and fights random people in the streets. Space! Support the show Thanks for listeni...

Ep 30! Thanksgiving...In SPACE! That Would Be Insane. 29.11.2019 50:59

Send us Fan Mail Your turkey would be all floating around and shi* in Space man. Pretty wild. I mean, our heroic astronauts on the International Space Station are living that reality. American AND Russian. Partying side by side. Pretty lit. But this episode is actually coming out on Black Friday. Shop for some sick athleisure wear for your rocket ship to knowledge via your favorite Space Pod. ...

Ep 29! The First Ever Drunk Episode! We Would Advise Against Listening To This One! It's BAD! 22.11.2019 24:58

Send us Fan Mail Welp, Danny and Zach are down in Miami for a wedding (not their own) so we present to you...The Drunk Episode. At first we thought it would be super hilarious. But upon further review. I mean, I don't know dude. It's something. Feel free to mock us on social media! We can take it! People with drinking problems can handle a lot! Space, dude. Whoa. Support the show Th...

Ep 28! SpaceX Wants To Put 42,000 Satellites In Orbit. Dude, Like, Don't Do That! 15.11.2019 1:07:14

Send us Fan Mail Someone legit brought Danny flowers during the recording of this episode. That's pretty legit. Do they have flowers in Space? They do not. One year on Neptune is like a super long time. There's also some mad expensive asteroids up there too man. If you snagged one and brought it to Earth you'd be super rich. These and other topics are discussed on this, the 28th...

Ep 27! The Heliopause Blows Our F***king Minds. Like, What Is Going On Out There? 08.11.2019 56:10

Send us Fan Mail Will Danny and Zach's friendship last longer than Voyager's just begun interstellar journey? That would be...impossible. Voyager I and II are going to outlive everyone on this planet by a goddamn country mile. Voyager I and II continue to do insane shi*, man. They went through the heliopause! What, you might ask, is the heliopause? Tune in, Space Cult members! Space...

Ep 26! Halloween Hangover....In Space! 01.11.2019 48:07

Send us Fan Mail How bad would a hangover on the International Space Station be? Gonna go out on a limb and say pretty bad. A lot of sharp, crisp corners aren't what you need in that dark hour. Welcome to November, Space Cult members. Is that the term we're going with? Space Cult? Seems innocuous yet alluring. Kind of like Space itself. People have written some beautiful thoughts ab...