The Daily Cruise and Travel News ”Podcast” with Tom Drake

Even with fewer Canadians showing up, Orlando tourism numbers go up! There is no reason to panic about the Hantavirus! Sadly, the Guru will never be invited to join Delta 360! Listeners report to the Guru that the boarding process for the Norwegian Jewel in Philadelphia was hassle-free!

The Guru hired a public relations agency that delivered negative PR! Carnival is turning one of the ships into an adults-only ship so they can have more grown-ups. Grownups on Carnival.. probably not Neurovirus strikes Caribbean Princess, but as usual, mostly among guests who don't wash their hands! AOL Travel publishes an article telling us that the worst cruise ship buffet is on Carnival. Duh!  

Consumer Reports names Lindblatt Expeditions the best cruise line. Except it's not a cruise ship. Guests on board the Hantavirus ship were able to leave in Spain! Disney reports very good numbers despite all the angst about the economy and the war! Marriott also had good numbers thanks to their select hotel business!  

 Are the hantavirus guests being held hostage on that Dutch ship? Another Carnival guest ends up in handcuffs after punching a teenager in the mouth! Malta officials have stuck their noses in the air, and they only want rich people to visit! Spirit Airlines lawyers ask the court for permission to sell every asset quickly. Facebook marketplace is good.!!

NCL guest passes away while snorkeling in the Bahamas! A Magistrate in DC apologizes to the White House shooter because his Airbnb isn't up to snuff!! The DOT secretary said there will be no handouts to the budget airlines.  Join the Guru live on Facebook at 10 AM!  

Hantavirus is not common in the United States. Only 200 cases last year! The tram in Juneau slammed into the base and injured five employees. This is why the guru never rides the tram! Carnival Corporation is facing lawsuits after being hacked by the Shiny Guys! The United flight that landed in Newark arrived safely but took out a tractor-trailer, a jeep, and a light pole.

Entertainers are all scrambling to get booked as performers on cruise ships.  Congress finally agrees to fund DHS and pay the TSA employees! Two amazing paramedics help deliver a brand new baby as the plane circles the airport! The Guru will be live on Facebook and YouTube beginning Monday at 10 AM!    

Europe refuses to protect the Strait of Hormuz, even if it means planes are parked.  Royal Caribbean is now charging $30 more to find out early how bad the location of your Guarantee room will be. Is Crystal Grace, debuting in 2028,  already sold out for its first season? The majority of initial visitors travel to just five destinations!

 Royal Caribbean signs the paperwork for two more big ass ships! 22 Monks get arrested for carrying 224 pounds of cannabis. Now we know how they get them to shave their heads! Is the boss at JetBlue secretly lighting candles, praying that Spirit goes under? The Guru will be back live on all social media starting Monday at 10 AM!

 The PGA Tour bails out of Hawaii because it can't play on brown grass. The Suez Canal remains closed, so the Oceania Vista will visit Africa! Did NCL do the right thing by turning their beautiful private island into Six Flags over the Bahamas? If the US government gives money to the budget airlines with Scott Kirby demand some money for his airline?  

The White House correspondents' dinner shooter wasn't a rocket scientist, but he could've been. Regent Seven Seas cares about what the travel advisors think. How about the guests? The Guru is now on Facebook and YouTube every day at 10 AM starting tomorrow. Lots of pictures! Some companies are paying at $1 million fee to get through the Panama quicker. Guess who's paying for that?  

 NCL's terminal in Philadelphia will not win any architectural awards! Liberal bonehead groups are warning travelers about coming to America for FIFA! Did the Iranians really seize an MSC ship because a rich son is hanging out with the Trumps? The Guru is not a fan of any cruise line's air package!

 Why didn't Oceania use professionals to deliver the message about Aurelia? Air transportation in Europe right now is pretty shaky, thanks to fuel costs and lousy Management! Did Oceana finally admit they could never sell out a 180-day World Cruise on an "O" ship? Will the US government eventually buy Spirit Airlines?

 Princess and Holland America are doing a good thing in Ketchikan! Port Canaveral CEO John Murray puts the cruise lines on notice! Spirit might get the help they need from the federal government, according to the President. European leaders still do not have any military assets protecting their ships in the Strait of Hormuz.

 The clueless president of Mexico calls the victims of the pyramid shootings "affected individuals"? Sorry, when you're shot and killed. You are a victim. Minnesota tourism officials tell people to visit while the governor of Minnesota is in Spain bashing his country. Clueless Tuesday. The CDC still doesn't know if the small outbreak on Insignia was actually norovirus. 

 Norway continues to lead the world in saving the planet by Tuesday! Norovirus shows up on Oceania Insignia, but almost all with the guests because the crew washes their hands. Minnesota launches an Explore Minnesota campaign to encourage people to visit. Waste of money? The USS Navy blows a hole in an Iranian box ship. Nice shot, people!

 MSC is raising gratuities for all guests who already get their own coffee! A federal jury awards $300,000 to a nurse who got drunk and fell down the stairs, but lived to sue Carnival. The FAA has stepped in and reduced the number of takeoffs and arrivals at a Chicago airport because the airlines are too greedy to do it themselves. There is more Norovirus on land in the US than you will ever see o...

The Guru does not feel sorry for any cruise line whose ships were stuck in the UAE! The new Atlas Ocean Voyages sailing yacht sounds amazing to the Guru! An elderly man went overboard on a carnival ship in Australia. Sad news. CNBC and Bloomberg reported that Spirit Airlines will cease operations this week. They better be right.

The guru wonders whether sponsoring a sailing team will sell one suite on Explorer journeys, and whether they even care! Does anybody really think that the United American Airlines merger would ever be approved? Get real people! Explora Jouneys Big Boss made some good points at Seatrade! HAL is spending 500 million on refurbs! Great move!

Today's podcast features the Guru talking all about his time at Sea Cruise Global. It includes his report on the State of the Union address by Dud Barr and the Q&A session with four of the cruise industry's big bosses. This podcast is a must-listen to for anybody in the business, wondering what it's like to hobnob with the goober smoochers!

The Schmilton Cabana Miami continues to disappoint! At Seatrade, Immerse and Elevate are the words of the day! Why aren't they talking about the Value of cruising at Seatrade? Canceling a presentation without notice at Seatrade is what the cruise business is all about!

Cruise lines are bailing on Tracy Arm in Alaska due to unsafe landslide conditions. Relax, there are plenty of other arms. Hotels have stopped whining about international visitors not coming! Now they are excited that Americans are trying out their poorly run properties! Red Bull and Twinkies as a signing bonus? The FAA is now recruiting gamers to be Air Traffic controllers. Listen to hear about j...

 One patriot group wants to ban the sinking of the USS United States. A little late to the sinking! MSC signs an agreement to build another revenue-producing destination in the Bahamas! The Guru disagrees with the AI chatbot Claude about Crystal! Will Seatrade Cruise Global be ready for the GuRu tomorrow?

 Global Port Holdings grabs another destination to rebuild. Acapulco.? Good luck. Meyer Werft is pimping and all electric cruise ship. But it depends on European destinations installing shore power. Good luck. The Guru wonders whether the old Seabourn Ocean ships can actually sail up a river in Europe.  

 The former number two guy at Oceania is now the number one guy at the Apollo Group Maritime. MSC will build a private destination in the Bahamas, seeking out the guests' money on and off the ship! No surprise here. Amtrak is Tommy's doghouse for being a lousy railroad with dishonest people. Global ports holding is not looking to rule the world. Just every cruise port in the world