The Cryptonaut Podcast

Not long after the dawn of the 1970s, two brothers excavated a pair carved, sandstone heads that were buried in their backyard. Delighted by their finds, the young siblings rushed home to show off the curious artifacts; never suspecting that these simple yet sinister sculptures carried with them an ancient curse that would unleash a paranormal Pandora's Box on all those foolish enough to take poss...

In one of the most haunting legends to come from the British Isles, this unidentified monstrosity is said, by some, to be a vile, phantasmagorical killer from beyond the grave. Others suggest it may be an inter-dimensional interloper or even a demon, but there is some evidence to suggest that it may be a bizarre, yet decidedly biological creature which lurks in the filthy labyrinth of the London s...

In the dead of night, in the winter of 2008, Vladimir and Olga Voronezhskiy were sucked up in a beam of light by an alien spacecraft populated with crawling, caterpillar creatures and a looming Grim Reaper-like being. In the hours that would follow, this ordinary couple would not only be subjected to ghoulish experiments, but would learn startling secrets about an intergalactic war, the nature of...

In 2008 a Ukrainian couple claimed to have been snatched up by curious creatures from another world. But, while many aspects of their experience mirror those of classic alien abduction lore, there were a few strange twists that transformed this case from a run of the mill extraterrestrial encounter into one of the most bizarre interplanetary kidnappings on the books. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon...

Although she's allegedly been threatened by her fellow countrymen for divulging a what some consider to be not only a sensitive, but also sacred national secret, an Icelandic mom has come forward to reveal that citizens of Europe's most sparsely populated country have for centuries been engaging in carnal relations with pocket-sized, non-human entities… and that the sex is fucking awesome! The Cry...

At the dawn of the 20 th century, the tiny town of Van Meter Iowa became the epicenter of a series a terrifying incidents with one of the oddest entities ever chronicled; an utterly bizarre, bioluminescent, beast that drove the local populace into a state of sheer panic. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Fan Page: https://www.faceboo...

Recorded live at the Thirsty Pug - June 29th 2019 THE SALESMAN In the late 1960s, a teen from the east coast of England would have one of the most traumatizing and outright bizarre all-too-close-encounters on record, when she was confronted by what she initially assumed was a door to door salesman, but what she quickly came to realize was an entity unlike any she's ever encountered… one which drov...

Throughout the second half of the 20 th Century, numerous residents of Virginia claimed to have encountered remarkably similar and distinctly diabolical entities, which have been referred to as both " Trollics " and " Moon Worshippers ," but that most people would recognize as the image of a classic crimson devil; albeit in miniature. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/crypton...

Just after the turn of the 20 th Century, a blissful couple purchased a picturesque cottage in north England's desolate Peak District, utterly unaware of the fact that the property came with a curse that the original owners would return on All Saints Day… original owners who were not only replete with evil, but also evidently capable of transmuting their vile spirits into very stone effigies meant...

In 1964 a Dodge 330 Limited Edition, that was dubbed the " Golden Eagle " by her owners, rolled off the assembly line and directly into paranormal lore by becoming what many say is the most evil car in America. If its pedigree is to be believed, this diabolical vehicle has been indirectly responsible for the deaths of as many as 32 individuals during its 55-year reign of terror. The Cryptonaut Pod...

Just after the turn of the 21 st Century a pair of Chilean boys had a brief, yet chilling, run-in with a bizarre, psychic, self-illuminated, bipedal being, which seemed to synthesize the incongruent attributes of canines, platypus, porcupines, wild boars, goats and a quanco or—as it is more commonly known—a rugby ball. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The...

Following his son being chased down and attacked by a massive furry fiend in a field just outside their remote and heavily forested Copalis Beach home, Jon, a husband and father of two, had two burdens weighing heavily on his mind; first and foremost how could he protect his family from this monstrous threat, and the second; how could he explain to them that the creature stalking their family was...

In the mid-1960s, a family of four living in an isolated and densely forested stretch of the Pacific Northwest had a series of terrifying encounters with a massive man-like beast that seemed to be disturbingly focused on their children—in particular their 4 year-old son—leading to an all-out assault and attempted abduction that would leave the young family reeling in horror. The Cryptonaut Podcast...

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In the short hours of a wintery, late-70s night, a Kentucky truck driver was heading home from his girlfriend's house, when he spied a strange, orange object in the sky. Little could he have anticipated that the utterly inhuman entities inside this anomalous airborne apparition were destined to change the course of his life forever. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonau...

In what would have made an amazing 1970s Tsuburaya produced tokusatsu sci-fi series, a group of Malaysian students would have a series of increasingly disturbing run-ins with what became a fleet of tiny UFOs and their even more diminutive, laser gun toting occupants who seemed hell-bent on invading of sovereign Earth soil. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast  ...

In an event that seems culled straight from the pages of a Marvel comic book or the frames of a 1970s Toho sci-fi masterpiece; a group of awestruck witnesses watched in wide-eyed wonder as a colossal, silver suited humanoid grappled with an undulating, serpentine monstrosity in the surging, dark waters of the Black Sea. It was an astonishing incident; one which some perceived to be mortal adversar...

In the early 1930s, a family of three from the idyllic Isle of Man had a series of bizarre and ostensibly supernatural encounters with a highly intelligent, perversely witty and decidedly vexatious varmint of unknown origin. This wee beastie infested their home and held these unfortunate individuals under it's occasionally amusing, sometimes helpful and oft times ominous influence for the better p...

Since the earliest humans first gazed out into their seemingly endless expanse, the world's oceans have been the source of both wonder and terror. For centuries eerie tales of ghost ships like the Flying Dutchman and the Mary Celeste have been passed down from one generation of seafarer to the next, but as ill-omened as these haunted vessels are alleged to be there is another even more disturbing...

Not long after the turn of the millennia, a solitary outdoorsman had the shock of his life when — while on a routine hunting expedition — he stumbled across what he believes to be the remains of a colossal carcass in a remote area of Louisiana known as Devil's Swamp, but, as terrifying as the sight of those alleged remains were, it's what he saw next that would challenge his notions of reality. Br...

On a crisp autumn afternoon in 1974, a rugged oil man would turn from being a seasoned hunter to becoming terrified prey after a close encounter with a bizarre, semi-humanoid, drill fisted being that would not only test the limits of his imagination, but quite literally take him for the ride of his life. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Pod...

In the summer of 1966, a group of boys stumbled across a macabre scene that would not only ignite decades of controversy, but also uncover one of the most distressingly bizarre mysteries ever to emerge from the inscrutable jungles of South America; an enigma which tragically claimed a pair of young lives and, according to an array of theories, may have involved smuggling, paranormal terrorists, ve...

Richard Freeman is a full time cryptozoologist. He searches for and writes about unknown animals. The melodramatic may call him a monster hunter. He has hunted for creatures such as the yeti (a dark haired, giant, upright ape in North India), the Mongolian death worm (a much feared burrowing reptile of the Gobi), the giant anaconda (a monster constricting snake in South America), the ninki-nanka (...

On a sweltering summer's day in the mid-1950s a pair of friends and their children decided to beat the heat by taking a dip in the cool depths of the Ohio River. Little could they have anticipated that this routine midsummer outing would transform into a living nightmare resulting in life or death struggle that none of them would ever forget. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com...

In the Spring of 1979, the citizens residing on Toronto's Parliament Street were swept up in a sea of paranoia following one man's terrifying encounter with a tiny, toothy and evidently intelligent primate-like monstrosity; an encounter that suggests that a colony of unknown hominoids may have made their home in the vast labyrinth of passages buried beneath Canada's largest city. Creatures that so...