The Cryptonaut Podcast.

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 442 episodes

Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

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Jul 6, 2026

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#441: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 3: Enter The Green Monster 06.07.2026

On the night of September 12th, 1952, eight eyewitnesses claimed to have had a run-in with a being so bizarre it not only left them in a state of shock but rocked Braxton County, West Virginia, to its very core. Though their encounter was brief, it set off a chain of events that would forever change this quintessentially quiet American town, leaving generations both frightened and fascinated by th...

#440: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 2: The Invasion Begins 29.06.2026

History books rarely mention it, but the summer of 1952 played host to one of the most alarming UAP flaps ever recorded. While most UFO buffs are familiar with the "Washington Invasion" of late July, few know of the September incursions that carried anomalous objects over some of America's most sensitive sites. The U.S. government viewed the events as an aerial intrusion by enemies unknown—the res...

#439: E.S.M.B. Swedish Space Cyclops And Friends: Minus Rob 22.06.2026

Two bizarre encounters from rural Sweden: a retired farmer watches cone shaped cyclops like figures bounce across a foggy bog, while a teenage girl comes face-to-face with silent humanoids in silver suits searching through a moving freight train. Story Links: https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3066231590232097/ https://www.facebook.com/groups/1734280653427204/permalink/3041...

#438: Flatwoods Monster Redux Part 1: Watch The Skies! 08.06.2026

West Virginia plays home to some of the most bizarre beasts and eccentric entities ever put to paper, but even among its outlandish ilk, there's one that stands out from the rest: the Flatwoods Monster. For all that's been written about this mechanical goliath, the story most know is only a small part of the truth. When all the surviving accounts are stitched together, what emerges is something mu...

#437: House Of The Inexplicables 25.05.2026

Within the various schools of paranormal study there exist an array of biological anomalies so bizarre they strain the credulity of even the most ardent true believers. We're not talking about the kinds of creatures who startle random hikers or abduct late night stargazers; that's child's play. No, we're talking about truly bizarre beings that lurk in the inky darkness beyond the edge of the estab...

#436: Strange Saga Of Mrs. X 18.05.2026

In the midst of the psychedelic 60's, a woman known only as Mrs. X had a series of increasingly outlandish encounters with objects and entities beyond reckoning. It is a case that forces us to wonder whether she was born with an innate gift… or the victim of a para-psychological curse. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast...

#435: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 2: Abductions, Ghosts And Faceless Entities 11.05.2026

A possible abduction attempt in Ontario.. missed only by a few inches and a listener is caught in back-to-back waves of high strangeness that doesn't fade… The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website...

#434: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 43: The Cyclist, The Disk And The Mantis 04.05.2026

A grinding metal whine, a cyclist moving too slow to exist, and a fear that drops in like it came from somewhere else. A black disk waits under the clouds… then lifts straight up and erases itself. Years later, it answers back..   The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com -...

#433: Florida Aquanaut Invasion 27.04.2026

Starting in the mid-1960s, an array of anomalous, semi-aquatic oddities made a massive splash in and around the beaches, lakes and waterways of the already ocean locked Florida peninsula... Was this mini-incursion merely a chance for our marine brethren to explore terra firma? Or was this the Vanguard of an attack from the true ruler's of this waterlogged orb we call home: All hail the Aquanauts!...

#432: Dark Destinations: Welcome To Hell 20.04.2026

On this Earth there are extraordinary places; places that seem to defy logic; places so unique that its mere mention can make even the most cynical heart skip a beat. Stonehenge is one such place, and the events alleged to have occurred there in 1971 are nothing short of nightmare fuel… Our next stop on this horror-filled odyssey takes a terrified eyewitness from the bucolic backwaters of Down Und...

#431: Curious Carcasses: The Evidence That Almost Was 13.04.2026

In the shadowy labyrinth of the paranormal, every turn feels like the turn; the one that finally breaks the case wide open. You move forward with that electric sense of impending revelation… only to slam, again and again, into dead ends. Most never get past that. But every so often, usually when it's least expected, someone makes it to the end of the corridor. And there, waiting in the dark, is so...

#430: Interdimensional Oddities: Wart Head And The Slime Monster 06.04.2026

In 1966, the fabric of reality was torn to shreds by a bizarre beast, thrusting a group of Malaysian students and their terrified teacher headlong into a state of paranormal pandemonium… The high strangeness continues with a Tennessee family who were not only terrorized by a freakish, hairy, wart-faced fiend, but violently attacked in their own home by the savage thing who could vanish in a puff o...

#429: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 42: The Obelisk and Area X 23.03.2026

A quiet drive home ends with dead lights, screaming static, and a chunk of missing time. At Area X, UAPs dart across the sky, the forest throws rocks back, voices echo yours, and a black shape steps from the shadows. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmer...

#428: The Lacerta Files Part 4: End Game 16.03.2026

After shattering a once-pragmatic journalist's grip on reality with a mind-bending tour through good and evil, magic and consciousness, UAPs, psychic powers, soul extraction, and the confounding five-tiered architecture of reality, the saurian siren changed course. Leaving the metaphysical maelstrom behind, Lacerta turned to the nuts and bolts of ufology; legendary crashes, controversial UFO photo...

#427: The Lacerta Files Part 3: Reality Unraveled 09.03.2026

Though he couldn't tell whether it was a government agency or some shadow-drenched cabal, journalist Ole K. became certain of one thing: he was being watched. After a string of nerve-shredding, too-close encounters with whoever, or whatever, was tailing him, Ole managed to secure a second meeting with Lacerta. This time, the enigmatic saurian didn't just dip into ancient history. She dove headfirs...

#426: The Lacerta Files Part 2: Hidden History & Secret Wars 23.02.2026

Questions and answers flew fast and furious between the once skeptical reporter and the exotic entity sitting across from him. With each new exchange, they forged a deeper understanding of our species shared history, but—fascinating though the ties that bound us may have been—it would be the revelation of the existence of a group of "others" that filled the room with dread. The reason why? These o...

#425: The Lacerta Files Part 1: Meeting The Neighbors 16.02.2026

In 1999, a Swedish journalist and UFO debunker prepared for the strangest interview of his career. In an empty room, he watched as the door opened and a strikingly beautiful woman entered. She told him that she was there to reveal the truth of humanity's origins and our place in the cosmic hierarchy. The reporter had spoken with others making similarly outlandish claims but the key difference here...

#424: Zhiguli Ice Tombs: Russia's Frozen Horror 09.02.2026

In the 1930s, a horrific cave in nearly took the life of a Soviet prisoner. Having barely survived the ordeal, little could this man have imagined that destiny would lead him into an icy mausoleum filled frozen nightmares before sending him on a collision course with one of paranormal lore's darkest of denizens. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.pat...

#423: E.S.M.B. Crypto Hotline Part 1: Friendly Ghosts, Box Ships, Fast Food Weirdness 02.02.2026

Nice ghosts watching your back, a box UFO minding its business, and a McDonald's toy that absolutely wasn't. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website  -  Instagram - TikTok - YouTube - Twitter  - ...

#422: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 41: Haunts, Horrors and High Strangeness 26.01.2026

A quiet house answers back… and a dark forest shows the wrong kind of life. Doors shake, footsteps wander, bones bend, and something disappears where it shouldn't.   The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspace.com - Cryptonautmerch.com   Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast...

#421: Back Road Bedlam: The Clatter Brook Nudists 19.01.2026

Whether surrounding a small town or a major metropolis, the back roads of our world are filled with intriguing sights and bucolic backdrops, but for an unlucky few, this potentially pastoral paradise can be a gateway to… high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellorspa...

#420: The Lizard Queen: Mistress Of Copper Mountain 12.01.2026

For some the intersection between folklore and real world is cut and dry; one is fact, the other fantasy. But those who've peered through the cracks in consensus reality know the truth; our world exists at a crossroads between the seen and unseen; the known and the unfathomable; and that, when we least expect it, these realities can come crashing together in ways that shatter our perceptions… and...

#419: Hellzapoppin: The Devils Of Bracken County 05.01.2026

There are places where trauma—both physical and metaphysical—festers like a cancer; corrupting the soil, sinking into the dark earth with tendrils born of violence and fear; venomous, black roots that sink so deeply into the land that time itself seems unwilling to move on. Bracken County, Kentucky is one such place. A nexus where the history is rich, the land is bloody, and—if witnesses are to be...

#418: E.S.M.B. - Holiday High Strangeness: Minus Rob 22.12.2025

Christmas Eve isn't just for Santa. From glowing elves and grinning bedroom goblins to winged humanoids and green lit visitors, these encounters suggest something else prowls the night. Lock the doors… This episode unwraps Christmas's darkest visitors. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Sto...

#417: Labat House Madness: Fae Fight Back! 15.12.2025

Beginning in the late 1960s, an array of French kids began having bizarre run-ins with a bevy of diminutive, pot-bellied, elf-like entities that left investigators wondering if this might not be the opening of a new era of high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Hotline: 315-370-6853   The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast   The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores: Hellors...

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