The Crypt Keepers

Join the guys as they examine the third kind-of Tales from the Crypt movie, Ritual. It's a story of voodoo and casual racism, with Tim Curry making a confusing appearance. Even the producers of the film seem surprised he's there.

While the guys may have finished the series, there is still Tales from the Crypt material to cover. On this episode, the guys take a look at the second Tales from the Crypt movie, Bordello of Blood!

On this episode, the guys conclude their coverage of the Tales from the Crypt TV series, with The Third Pig. More like The Turd Pig.

Join the guys as they reach a milestone in their Tales from the Crypt coverage, the penultimate episode and the final live-action episode of the series.

The guys are back reviewing season 7 with Confession, based on a story from Shock SuspenStories #4.

On this episode, the guys take a look at story of corrupt priests, illegitimate children, and religious rage in About Face, based on a story from Haunt of Fear #27. Also, the guys make a prediction about nerd culture; by now, you'll know who is right and who is wrong.

On this episode, the guys try to make sense of something that tries its best not to make sense in Smoke Wrings, loosely based on a story from Vault of Horror #37.

Your Crypt Keepers news team, Bruce with the weather, Ryan with sports, and eye-in-the-sky Daywalker bring you a Report from the Grave! Does this episode have anything to do with news? No. Is there even a report? Also no.

The guys take a mid-season break to review the 1985 John Hughes movie "Weird Science", based on a story from the EC comic of the same name.

In this episode, the guys discuss poor romantic gestures and even worse parenting decisions in "The Kidnapper" based on a story from Shock SuspenStories #12.

The jolly elves at the Crypt Keepers bring you a Christmas present: a new episode! We're keeping you warm this holiday with Cold War, based on a story from Tales from the Crypt #43.

This week, the guys take a trip to a hotel filled with haunted house shenanigans in "Horror in the Night", based on a story from Vault of Horror #12. Plus, Bruce gives Ryan a lesson in Cold War politics.

The Creep Keepers return to help you get away from holiday stress with Escape, based on a story from Vault of Horror #16!

This time around, the guys take a look at episode 3 of season 7, A Slight Case of Murder. Can the guys polish a turd yet again?

This week we continue our coverage of Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.

As a gift for joining us on our journey to 100 episodes, Daywalker presents a guided meditation. Enjoy

You've been waiting for it! You've been asking for it! And it's finally here! We begin our coverage of the 1990s cult classic film, Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.

This week, the guys take a look at Last Respects, supposedly based on a story from Tales from the Crypt #23. It's not. It's a turd polishing episode.

On this episode, we begin our look at the final season of Tales from the Crypt, with "Fatal Caper"!

Due to misread texts, the guys don't review an episode this time around. Instead, they have an ADHD-fueled conversation about movies, comics, and Bruce's celebrity encounter at a wiffle ball tournament in Evansville, IN.

Join us for the finale of season six, in which the producers dig up a grave to give us a performance by an actor who has been dead for 70 years in "You, Murderer!" based on a story from Shock SuspenStories #14.

This time around, the guys cover a masterclass in taking a simple premise and making it unnecessarily complicated in 99 and 44/100 Pure Horror (a reference long forgotten in 2025), based on a story in Vault of Horror #23

Not to be confused with Came the Dawn, which we covered last season. Yeah, the similar titles are confusing, as is this episode. It's a tale about the importance of learning about time zones and geography!

On this episode, the guys review a story of questionable science and the value of respecting your employees in "Doctor of Horror", based on a story from Vault of Horror #13. Along the way, they discuss recent video games and how much Bruce hates Ben Stein.

This time around, the boys cover a episode that is about as good as a dog pooping at a birthday party, in Surprise Party. Based on a story from Vault of Horror #37. Along the way, Bruce has questions about the Crypt Keeper's anatomy.