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Today's message reminded me that strength isn't always found in carrying everything alone. The Spiritual AF card says, "Sometimes crushing it means asking for help." The Goddess Sekhmet card asks us to look inward and answer two powerful questions: ⚔️ What are your swords? What are the weapons you've been using to survive? 🛡️ What are your shields? How do you protect yourself when you're hurting?...

Welcome back to the Crack’D Open Podcast with Goddess Telly! Today’s episode is all about creating your own reality. Over here in Telly’s Universe, we’re building with intention, protecting our peace, and surrounding ourselves with people who help move the vision forward. Since it’s Friday, we’re tapping into Venus energy—love, self-worth, beauty, relationships, abundance, and the Heart Chakra. Be...

Welcome back to another episode of the Crack’d Open Podcast! I’m your host, Goddess Telly, and today we’re kicking off Scent of the Week with a message that’s bigger than a candle—it’s about transformation. Today is Thursday, ruled by Jupiter, the planet of expansion, purpose, wisdom, leadership, and faith. If there was ever a day to think bigger, dream bigger, and become the person you were creat...

Welcome back to another episode of the Crack’d Open Podcast! I’m your host, Goddess Telly, and today we’re stepping into Win It Back Wednesday as we welcome a brand-new month with intention, clarity, and purpose. Wednesday is ruled by Mercury, the planet of communication, wisdom, learning, and truth. Mercury governs both Gemini and Virgo, reminding us that our words have power. Today’s message is...

What happens when a 30-second interaction turns into a seven-day lesson? In this real-time Sunday episode of The Crack'd Open Podcast, Telly breaks down an unexpected encounter with AI Boss that became a lesson in ego, accountability, identity, and freedom. A stranger remembers the Problem Child. Another remembers the woman in purple. One interaction becomes an opportunity to examine the Solar Ple...

Hakuna Matata

Tonight, we’re going beyond the labels and getting to know the woman behind the reputation. The one people call savage. The one who isn’t afraid to crash out when pushed too far. But who is she when nobody’s watching? What shaped her? What has she survived? What makes her laugh, what makes her love, and what lessons has healing taught her along the way? In this episode of the Crack’D Open Podcast,...

I just wanna thank everybody who tuned in to this episode. Excuse me while I work on the sound and the audio. You will hear her low because of my set up, but we are working through the kinks. Nonetheless her story has been powerful and impactful.

Today’s Crack’D Open episode is all about action, opportunity, confidence, and refocusing your energy. We break down the Nine of Cups, Two of Wands, Seven of Wands, and The Key from the Signs of the Times Oracle deck while discussing wish fulfillment, distractions, self-promotion, and standing on business. This episode covers: • opportunity and wish fulfillment energy • why dreams require action •...

Today’s Monday sacral episode of Crack’D Open went deep into emotional processing, survival patterns, protection wounds, and generational healing. We unpacked the Five of Cups, Five of Wands reversed, Devil reversed, and Queen of Pentacles while discussing what safety actually feels like in the body. This episode explores: • emotional echoes from the past • hyper-independence and survival mode • g...

Today’s energy is about pushing through resistance, surrendering to change, and showing up even when things get uncomfortable. The number of the day is 2 — partnership, patience, emotional awareness, and divine timing. But the deeper message today comes through the cards: * Gang Gang Sara — Resistance * Embracing Change (43/7) * Surrender To What-Is * Spiritual AF message: “Things get harder befor...

Today’s energy is DEEP. 🌙✨ It’s Crown Chakra Thursday and we are talking about the difference between courage and recklessness. Just because something feels bold doesn’t mean it’s aligned. Today we dive into shadow work, self sabotage, emotional triggers, spiritual discernment, and learning when to pause before reacting. 💜 Number of the Day: 8 🌙 Moon in Cancer ☿ Mercury in Taurus ♀ Venus in Ge...

Today’s episode is all about SPEAKING YOUR TRUTH. It’s Mercury Wednesday, the Moon is in Gemini, and the energy is screaming communication, testimony, storytelling, and expression. We’re talking about my upcoming June 2nd battle against Liza “The Story” on 602 Day, why your story matters, revisiting old projects, and understanding that your testimony may be the very thing that helps somebody else...

ATTACKING TUESDAY 🔴 Today we break down trauma responses, self sabotage, nervous laughter, over talking, protection wounds, and what it means to finally sit still with yourself instead of reacting to everything around you. Mars is in Aries. The Moon, Venus, and Jupiter are all sitting in Gemini bringing heavy communication energy, mental movement, and truth to the surface. We also dive into the s...

Welcome into another episode of Crack’d Open Podcast with Goddess Telly. Today is Monday, May 18th, 2026 — Moon Baby Monday — and we are diving deep into emotions, self sabotage, grounding, and calling our power back. Today’s energy is heavy Taurus: 🌙 Moon in Taurus ☀️ Sun in Taurus 💚 Venus in Taurus ✨ Jupiter in Gemini We talk about: * Mamlambo — Goddess of Self Sabotage (#24) * “Just Stop” en...

Today’s New Moon in Aries mixed with Venus, Mercury, and the Sun in Taurus has us reflecting on love, loyalty, healing, and emotional responsibility. We’re diving deep into today’s surrender card: “Surrender the idea that you can fix someone.” Why do we stay too long? Why do healers try to save everybody? What does healthy love actually look like? We’re breaking down Taurus fixed energy, Aries fir...

Thursday, May 14, 2026 — Crown chakra day. Big Jupiter energy. Expansion, visibility, and emotional flow. In this episode of Crack’d Open Podcast, Goddess Telly breaks down the current sky with Moon & Mars in Pisces, Venus & Mercury in Taurus, and Jupiter in Gemini. We talk about being tired of hearing “Are you good?” when life still expects you to keep moving anyway. This episode dives into: * T...

Today we’re Crack’d Open around the emotional layers of Mother’s Day. 🌙☀️ Why is Mother’s Day celebrated on Sunday — a solar, masculine day — instead of a feminine Moon or Venus day? What was Mother’s Day originally created for? How has commercialization changed the meaning of nurturing and community care? We’re discussing: • mother wounds • chosen family • self-mothering • emotional duality • gr...

It’s Wellness Wednesday, May 6, 2026 and today we’re activating the throat chakra — the energy of truth, communication, expression, and being unapologetically seen. Stop shrinking yourself for people committed to misunderstanding you. Your voice matters. Your story matters. YOU matter. Today’s Spiritual AF card reminds us to quit dimming our light for people with shitty mindsets, while Goddess Mam...

It’s the first Sunday of the month—and we’re resetting. Today’s message is simple: inhale the good sht, exhale the bullsht. We’re tapping into Solar Plexus energy—confidence, identity, and personal power. In this episode: • Why Sunday is the true start of the week • Signs of a balanced vs. unbalanced solar plexus • The Lotus Flower message: growth, enlightenment, and rebirth • Staying grounded whi...

It’s Wellness Wednesday, April 29, 2026—and today we’re activating the throat chakra and getting real about communication, truth, and using your voice with intention. Broadcasting live from Ms. Be’s Garden Market, Goddess Telly breaks down: • What Wednesday energy really represents (Gemini + Virgo influence) • The power of the throat chakra and why your words matter • How the Virgo Moon is helping...

Today is Tuesday—day of action, day of truth, day of getting grounded in what’s real. In this episode of Crack’d Open Podcast, Goddess Telly takes you on a raw, unfiltered walk through emotion, betrayal, boundaries, and growth. This isn’t surface-level healing—this is root chakra work. Red energy. Stability. Survival. Truth. With the energy of 4/28/2026 (Numerology 6), this episode focuses on acco...

Today’s message is Mountains / Obstacles / Number 5. Sometimes people think because you climbed the mountain, everybody else should be able to do it the same way. But every path is not the same, every person is not built for the same route, and every obstacle requires a different strategy. Some people can go straight over it. Some people need to go through it. Some people need to go around it and...

Welcome to another episode of the Crack’d Open Podcast. I am your host, Goddess Telly. Today is Monday the 13th — Moon day, sacral chakra energy, and a reminder that flow is your power. While the world fears Friday the 13th, today we shift the narrative and ask… what about Monday? This is a 9 energy day, calling in completion, release, and elevation. Paired with the message of The Globe, we’re ste...

Welcome back to another episode of the Crack’D Open Podcast with Goddess Telly… hold please. It’s 5:22 in the morning. I’m outside walking my dog Diddy, no hoodie, no jacket, just me, the moon, and a message. Today… we’re talking about the power of the bag. Not just a physical bag… but the spiritual one. Because bags remind you that you can pack up and GO. You do not have to stay where you are tol...