The Couchside Coaches

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Agendas, bias and rose-tinted glasses. Carys, Kevin and Denzel debate (or at least try to) football and all that it comes with. From tactics, hot takes and the latest addition to Fraud Watch, as well as everything that happens off the pitch. This is a football podcast for the fans, by the fans.

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International Break Linkup (Sponsored by Carabao) | The Couchside Coaches 26.03.2026 1:24:29

Carys tries to break down Arsenal's Carabao Cup failures with his assistant coaches Kevin and Denzel. The coaches also discuss the provisional England squad and debate which players should've been called up, and which players shouldn't be on the plane come summer.

Premier League: Are We The Real Farmers League? - Audio Exclusive Epsiode | The Couchside Coaches 21.03.2026 1:10:29

The Couchside Coaches (Lead Coach: Denzel, Assistant Coaches: Carys and Kevin) discuss the woeful showing from English clubs in the UCL, conceding over 20+ goals across all remaining clubs. They also debate the coveted EPL POTS and PFA POTY, as well as some controversial opinions regarding one of Brazil's greatest ever players...

Arsenal vs Chelsea: BlueCo Century of HUMILIATION | The Couchside Coaches 04.03.2026 1:17:59

The Coaches reconvene to discuss the shambolic representation of football that is the London Derby - Denzel diagnoses Chelsea and gives his outlook on the future of the club. Meanwhile, Kevin begins a press campaign for Bruno Fernandes as the face of the league, and the Coaches test their ball knowledge by guessing every team to have ever played in the EPL.

Ageing Men: The Liam Rosenior Era | The Couchside Coaches 05.02.2026 1:07:48

Denzel goes on a long tirade about why the Clearlake 'Project' has seemingly failed in his view, and the only possible way to save it. Kevin comes with the bragging rights after United beat Arsenal, and Carys tries to convince himself and the other coaches that Wissa would have taken Congo to the final(?)

Gyökeres Might Need To Go AFCON... | The Couchside Coaches 19.12.2025 57:05

The Couchside Coaches (Carys, Kevin and Denzel) discuss Arsenal's smash and grab win against Wolves, the ongoing unrest at Chelsea and United's woeful performance. They also rank the best kits from the last AFCON tournament!* *To see how The Couchside Coaches rank the kits, head over to the YouTube channel.

THE REAL LONDON DERBY! - Audio Exclusive Episode | The Couchside Coaches 29.11.2025 57:54

Carys hosts and is joined by his backroom staff of Kevin and Denzel. The coaches give their take on the recent UCL games, heroes and villains of the week, as well as a combined Arsenal-Chelsea XI ahead of the upcoming derby.

International Break OVER And Predicted England XI | The Couchside Coaches 22.11.2025 52:34

Denzel, Carys and Kevin link up to discuss the international break results; from Nigeria's disgraceful exit, to McTominay's Scotland heroics. They go into depth on potential England lineups and tactics, as well as how the media unfairly treats black players.