The Couch Potatoes Podcast

In this week’s episode, Maris and Russet tackle the real global crisis: the Sassy Men Pandemic. Forget bird flu, forget swine flu—this sass outbreak is spreading worldwide, and no one is safe from the finger snaps, side-eye, and clapbacks. They’ll dive into how it all started, the unmistakable symptoms, and whether these sass-laden men are a menace or the heroes we never knew we needed. So buckle...

Russet and Maris are back at it again, in this chaotic episode they discuss the true showdown between Man Vs Bear, Do men really only fall in love once? And also discuss the importance of cleanliness especially in relationships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The lazy couch potatoes are back....again.... In this episode, Maris and Russet explore the journey of motherhood, self-discovery and the transition into their 30's. They tackle mum guilt, the importance of self care and the empowerment that comes from embracing personal growth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this exciting episode of The Couch Potatoes , hosts Maris Piper and Russet Burbank make a long-awaited return, finally addressing their mysterious hiatus. After a prolonged absence without a word, they’re back with their signature blend of humor and insight, ready to reconnect with their audience. But that's not all—this episode also a link to a very special GoFundMe campaign that is close to t...

Ramadhan Mubarak fellow Couch Potatoes! In this episode our hosts Maris and Russet share their hilarious and heartfelt Ramadhan journey, from battling food poisoning to navigating spiritual lows. Along the way, they delve into the curious case of the Red Heifers and the looming specter of the Dajjalic era. But fear not, listeners, for they wrap up with a tale guaranteed to uplift your spirits - th...

In this long awaited episode Maris and Russet discuss the Friends who are actually Foes. That's right that undercover Op who watches your every move and awaits a moment of weakness before they pounce. This session will leave you questioning your friendships. Are the people around you really who they pretend to be? Join us for this juicy episode as these couch potatoes happily chat away about their...

In today's juicy session The Couch Potatoes discuss Podcast Bros, Marrying abroad, Polygamy, cheating and lots lots more... Join these chatterboxes for another hilarious episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snoozefest dates, jarring voices, forever swiping and fending off druggies- In today's hilarious episode Maris and Russet delve into the world of Muzz, rubbish friends and storm Isha! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In todays episode Maris and Russet discuss emotional abuse and the impact it could have on a person. They delve into red flags and how to spot them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Russet and Maris are back! In this episode the chatterboxes go through what they will leave behind in 2023 and the changes that they will make for 2024. They discuss bad hygiene and weaponised incompetence and how mastering ones feminine energy is the key to successful relationships. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi guys, a message from Russett: " Happy New Year our fellow Couch Potatoes!!! Apologies for the delay in the release of this episode as me and baby chip were both unwell." In this episode the couch potatoes have a deep discussion about feeling burnout and overstimulated. They also discuss the importance of setting boundaries especially in the upcoming new year. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...

Guess who's back! In today's episode Russet and Maris have the ultimate Rantathon and take a trip down memory lane....Tune in to find out more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this riveting podcast episode, Maris and Russet delve into the intricate web of deceit woven by individuals leading double lives within the confines of marriage. Explore the heartbreaking stories of spouses who expertly conceal their true selves, utilizing deception and lies to create a façade that beguiles their partners. From the initial trust to the shocking revelations, Join these two chatt...

The Couch Potatoes are at it again doing what they do best- late night catch ups- sipping a hot cuppa and a cheeky slice of cake whilst discussing hypothetical scenarios and non existent dramas. Join this soppy duo of chatterboxes as they talk about fireplaces and firecrackers and whether or not soulmates exist! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh my Goodness! Can you believe it has been a whole month of listening to these chatterboxes- so for today's episode we are introduced to a fellow guest couch potato: Beni-Imo (straight from the Okinowa Islands apparently) as they discuss the contentious topic of how to deal with in-laws? Russet, Maris and Beni-Imo have a heated debate and go in depth as to who is to blame for common misunderstand...

Little Miss Two Cents is the Karen of the Muslim world, who thrive on giving unsolicited advice and comments. Her main goal is to corner you defenceless and spout her nonsense at any opportunity they get. In today's episode Maris and Russett rant about their experiences with Little Miss Two Cents and also can we all wish a happy birthday to our dear ol' Maris. UPLOADS ARE EVERY Friday!!! ( A speci...

With all the atrocities happening in the world today in Gaza, Congo and Sudan the world is starting to feel more and more like a black mirror episode. We can often feel helpless and despair. Maris Piper and Russett Burbank come together to discuss what we as a society can learn and implement during these difficult times. Never fear, it is in the darkest of nights, that the stars shine the brightes...

Cup of tea and cheeky cake ready? If not....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!! Pop the Kettle on and join us on the Couch Potatoes sofa as Maris and Russett cackle away shamelessly at other's misfortunes. Todays episode is lighthearted and full of humour, where Maris goes on an epic rant about a new hobby she has picked up. Russett can barely string a sentence together without snorting with laug...

The Green Goblin is a treacherous creature that is always waiting for the right moment to cling on to any of us. In this episode Maris Piper and Russett Burbank marinate and reflect on the topic of jealousy. Join these two chatterboxes with a hot beverage and some cheeky cake as they chat into night (theyfilmed at 1am). Discussing crazy real life situations that have happened to others and to them...

Welcome guys to The Couch Potatoes first official episode where Maris Piper and Russett Burbank discuss juicy relationship dilemmas and add their two cents in. Their endless rants, unwarranted opinions and constant banter work as part of their charm. So pop the kettle on...grab a cheeky slice of cake and join these two chatterboxes for some lighthearted chat! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Welcome to The Couch Potatoes Podcast. With your hosts Maris Piper and Russett Burbank! A safe space for fellow couch potatoes to roast, bake and fry (hehe). We aim to entertain and with our special seasoning, your day will be just that little bit more tasty. Follow our journey in our thirties as we are trying to figure our lives out. Dilemmas, scenarios and our thoughts. Join us for plenty of lau...