Mark Chrisler
The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
A podcast about exactly what it says it is: examining the bad ideas, mistakes and accidents that misshaped our world.
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Mark Chrisler
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Jun 30, 2026
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Episodes
Do You Think He Saur Us (Redux) 30.06.2026 1:11:43
We've had some setbacks at The Constant HQ. So here's a remake of an episode I screwed up the first go around! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU F...
You're Being Homunculus 16.06.2026 1:04:08
Create your own magical little men at home with only these simple ingredients (cum, horse manure)! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!...
It's a Secret 5 Everyone 02.06.2026 58:06
We're opening the secret feed vault and letting you take a peek. If you like what you find, consider joining at patreon.com/theconstant. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR...
The Valley of Death, Part Two 19.05.2026 1:07:42
The bloody fight against Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever continues and concludes. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is p...
The Valley of Death, Part One 05.05.2026 53:46
Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT. Eventually. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant...
When in Rome? 21.04.2026 1:08:34
When is a jar not a jar? Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media...
The Last Alchemist, Part Two 07.04.2026 1:07:27
The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the ...
The Last Alchemist, Part One 24.03.2026 1:03:42
To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!...
Perpetuum Mobile Redux 10.03.2026 50:39
Let's try this one more time. Forever. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podc...
Jumping Jack Flash (It's a Gas Gas Gas) 24.02.2026 1:02:05
Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast net...
Peace Forever 10.02.2026 1:22:05
It's only an analogy if you want it to be. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network. Interested in advertising on T...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 3: Rebels 27.01.2026 54:03
Of confederates and con-men. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network. Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 2: Shiver Me Timbers 13.01.2026 41:04
Thar be wood. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network. Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertise...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill 30.12.2025 45:46
Arg, me mateys. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network. Interes...
The Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux) 16.12.2025 37:23
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! ...
Santa's Secret Super Stories 02.12.2025 47:09
Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the A...
Paper Blankets 18.11.2025 51:20
Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! ...
A P Hill to Die on 04.11.2025 39:01
All your base are belong to U.S. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! ...
The Revenants 21.10.2025 53:17
Let your imagination go wild. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Consta...
Tice and The Tornado 07.10.2025 52:06
I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!...
How To Disappear Completely 23.09.2025 1:06:21
(And Eventually Be Found) Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.com Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the ...
Tell Me Something I Don't Know (Volume 2) 09.09.2025 49:38
More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comCheck out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The...
The Rest of The Story - Redux 26.08.2025 42:08
We're hatching a plan to demolish The Great Wall of China... again! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast network. Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email sales@advertisecast.com to get on board! L...
By Heart, Part 2 12.08.2025 1:01:47
Do you remember where we left off? Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comCheck out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! The Constant is part of the Airw...
By Heart, Part 1 29.07.2025 49:37
Here's one to remember. Send me your best "I bet you didn't know that" story in an audio file to tellmesomethingconstant@gmail.comCheck out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now! BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!The Constant is part of the Airwave Media podcast ne...
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