The Confused Breakfast

Great Scott! It’s finally here! We tackle Back to the Future on the THE DAY! The movie that set the standard for the rules of time travel. We’re gonna need 1.21 gigawatts to cover this monumental flick! So grab some plutonium from the corner store, input your time destination and get your flux capacitor…..fluxing so we can make like a tree and get outta here! You know this episode is gonna get hea...

On today’s new episode, we take a peak into the dark, gritty world of The Crow. What makes this movie a cult classic? We explore its comic book roots and the tragic real-life events that cast a shadow over production. From Brandon Lee's star-making turn as the vengeful Eric Draven to the shocking on-set accident that took his life, this episode unearths the haunting backstory that made The Crow a...

On today's brunch we discuss our the childhood movies that we remember fondly but are unsure if others have seen. Movies included are D.A.R.Y.L, Inner Space, Clifford, Camp Nowhere, The Indian in the Cupboard, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Star Kid, Strange Brew, Remote and many more. We reflect on how these movies were significant to us as kids because of how much we watched them on VHS a...

Ghost Rider gives us Nic Cage riding a possessed motorcycle with his skull on fire. This has to be the best movie of all-time right? Well…. spoilers- someone on this episode calls this the worst Marvel movie ever. It’s not great but the conversation around it is hilarious.  Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:07:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:12:30 - Pertinent movie details  •0:16:30- Critical a...

Jon Lajoie joins the show. You may recognize him as Taco from The League or the comedic genius behind “Everyday Normal Guy” and other viral videos. We talk to him about his love for background movie characters and writing songs about Die Hard With a Vengeance, Tremors, Terminator and Home Alone 2 for his musical project Wolfie’s Just Fine. We also talk about nostalgia, favorite movies, playing vid...

One for each other and all for one! The brave Confused Breakfast are we! Three Amigos gave us the dynamic duo of Steve-Martin-Short. Did this give us the best Chevy Chase as a 3rd wheel performance? Does Martin Short steal the show in his first major role? Is "My Little Buttercup" the best song ever written. We’re just going to assume this is the singing bush.. so say your chant and fire your pist...

So we got turned on to a special movie that is generating some buzz. Sean Astin and Sandy Martin listed on the cast made us turn our heads. The description of the movie made us immediately press play and we were glad we did! We highly recommend this flick! Sean Prior got a chance to sit down with the writers/directors to chat about the film. This is a fun conversation about a fun movie. See the de...

Picture this- your dad is captured by a fake country. You have never flown an F-16 by yourself before. Using a rag-tag group of friends, all under the age of 18, you figure out how to rescue him on your own, while demonstrating how vulnerable US Air Force bases are and committing serious war crimes deserving of jail time in multiple countries. None of it possible without the cassette player strapp...

We can't be the only people who has wondered what a modern-day recasting of The Breakfast Club would look like, right? Join us as we all bring some ideas to the table and we ultimately pick the actors who will step into those iconic roles. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this the most-quoted movie in history? In the early 2000’s, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing someone say, “meow” or “you boys like Mexicoooo.” This movie captured our hearts back then with it’s non-stop laughs and quotes but when is the last time you watched it with a critical eye? Does this movie actually hold up by today’s standards? Join us as we review Super Troopers with a modern l...

Last week, we talked about movies that were ruined by questionably bad endings. On today's brunch, we each pick 5 movies that do the opposite. Movies that are made special by how good the ending is. Movies discussed in order: Sabrina, The Usual Suspects, Whiplash, Shadow of a Doubt, Lucky Number Slevin, There Will Be Blood, The Sixth Sense, The Village, Shutter Island, Once Upon a Time in Hollywoo...

**This is a re-airing of an episode recorded in February of 2022. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Time to pack up the family and forcefully make them sit through a Colorado winter nightmare in a haunted hotel so you can try to not fail at writing. The Shining will show us the darker side of getting snowed in. It’s not all cuddles and cocoa. Heeeeeere’s JOHNNY! Come play with us…. Check...

Our good friend Gareth Reynolds is back as a special guest, so you know we had to pick a banger of a movie to review. Demolition Man gives us everything we could ever want in a movie. Cryo-prisons, underground rat-burger restaurants, no physical touch, Taco Bells on every corner, Los Angeles in perfect harmony, seashells for toilet paper. Sounds like the ideal future to us and this episode is hila...

There is nothing worse than a great movie that is ruined by a bad ending. On today's brunch, we each pick 5 movies that have the worst endings. Movies discussed in order: The Wolverine, I Am Legend, Matrix Revolutions, 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Happening, Nightmare on Elm St, Casino Royale, It: Chapter 2, Big, Remember Me, The Butterfly Effect, Don’t Worry Darling, The Number 23, Contact, The Devil...

Is this the greatest heist movie of all-time? It’s the #106th highest rated movie on IMDB, has a cast that includes 4 Oscar winners and finally gives us the Pacino/De Niro scene that we all wanted.  Voted on by our patreon members and winning with 34% of the vote. Sit back and enjoy as wee discuss 1995’s Heat. —————————————————————— •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:...

Welcome to the first annual Confused Breakfast Award show. On this special brunch, we will be looking back on 2024 and handing out Confusie Awards to Best Actor/Actress, Best Nic Cage Performance, Most Punchable Face, Most Lovable Face, Best Guest, Best Live Episode, Best Scream, Best Dog Performance as well as paying some clips from the funniest moments of the year. Tune in- you won't want to mis...

Ready some early 2000’s nostalgia? A Knight’s Tale is one of the quintessential action-fueled, rom-coms of our lifetime. It masterfully blends ancient medieval sporting with modern rock music. We finally have a Heath Ledger movie under our belts, so join us while we strip away the nostalgia and see if this movie is as good as we remember it.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:00 - Memories of first...

After having a little time off from the podcast over the Holidays, we had a chance to watch some shows and movies. Join us for some spoiler-free discussion on Carry-on, Yellowstone, Red One, The Wild Robot, Sicario, Jamie Foxx, Unhinged, DiDi, A Christmas Story Christmas, Sons of Anarchy and Homestead. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well friends, we are finally doing it.  On today’s episode, we discuss the #9 highest rated movie on IMDB, winner of 4 Oscars, the first film in a trilogy that is widely regarded as one of the greatest and ost influential film series ever made and the highest-grossing film series of all time, having grossed over $2.9 billion worldwide. We are of course talking about 2001's The Lord of the Ring - F...

If you have been following this show for awhile, you know our history with The Boondock Saints. We reviewed the first one and mostly still loved it as much as we did nostalgically.  But our history with Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day is much darker.  What can largely be viewed as one of the worst sequels ever, Mike and Sean sentenced it to some jail-time in our “On-trial” episode.  It’s out and...

Home Alone 2 might be better than the first. It’s the same movie, with the same characters and same plot…. but then they went and added Tim Curry.  Join us as we breakdown this classic on Christmas Day. Is this better than the original? Why is Kevin’s family so bad at traveling and why do they treat him so badly? It was our #1 rated nostalgic movie and we have at least 3 punchable faces, so tune i...

Our friend Paul Scheer loves Christmas movies just like we do. We kept hearing people talking about a new Netflix movie called 'Hot Frosty' and we figured it would be the perfect time for a review. Hot Frosty talks starts around 15:00 min mark! Learn more about Paul at http://PaulScheer.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

**This is a airing of an episode recorded in December of 2020 Home Alone took on a whole new meaning in 2020. But in 1990 this instant holiday classic justified Castle Laws across the country. Join us as we dissect this movie with a modern-eye to see if we still like it as much as we did when we were kids. Episode timeline: 0:00:00-  Introduction 0:03:30-  Toys that you always wanted but never got...

The Holiday is one of the rare gems. It's love at first sight for Rom-Com fans but the talent and story is something that everyone can get behind. This movie is what every single modern-day Hallmark movies wishes it could be.  How did Amanda find the strength to get over such tragedy? Was all of this just an elaborate setup by Graham and Iris? Is Mr. Brightside the greatest song ever made? We dive...

The holidays are in full swing and I'm sure you have been watching all your favorite Christmas movies. Well, if you tuned into last week's brunch, you heard us attempt to cast our very own Christmas/Hallmark movie. The casting and premise was so unbelievably perfect that we decided to actually write the script out in real-time for you to enjoy. Beware that you just got in on the ground floor of th...