The Confused Breakfast

The definitive Thanksgiving movie, right?? The travel, the trouble, the good the bad, and laughably maddening scenarios that can only come from the mind of John Hughes. With two comedic giants at the forefront, does this buddy-travel movie hold up and speak through generational lapses? What’s Neal’s wife’s problem? What’s in Del’s trunk?? How many f**ks does it take to f**k yourself? All this and...

The names, Bond. James Bond. This week we chat about what might as well be the source material for one of the most important video games of all time, Goldeneye. Pierce Brosnan’s first installment as the MI6 super spy. The cars, the gambling, the women, the bad jokes.. are we sure this guy is a role model? Let’s dive a little deeper!  •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:06:00- Pertinent movie...

What happens when your neighbors have nothing better to do than snoop and spy on other neighbors? The Burbs tackles any and all answers to this question. Big and small. What’s worse? Digging up A dead body? Or hitting a gas line? Vacation or staycation? Are you being neighborly or nosey? Tom hanks and company show us the ropes on suburban living in this weeks episode! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Revi...

In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it.  So we came up with a new idea for an episode.  We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie coun...

How bout a podcast sandwhich booger lips!? Ernest Scared Stupid is somewhere between the best and worst of the Ernest movies, or so they say. How amazing is Jim Varney? How awful are the kid actors? How disgusting are the trolls? Is Bulgarian Miak strictly seasonal? Equal parts scary gross and genuinely stupid, There’s one thing for sure, Rimshot is our favorite, know-what-I-mean? •0:00:00-  Intro...

There’s something strange in the neighborhood. So let’s slide down the fire pole, fire up our unlicensed nuclear accelerator proton packs, and make our clients feel uncomfortable! The Ghostbusters became an instant classic, but with an all star cast, questionable special effects, and enough evil psychokinetic energy to make any regular Twinkie seem tiny, does this film still hold up? Time to get t...

It’s October and spooky season is upon us.  What better movie to dissect than 1987’s The Monster Squad.  A movie where a group of kids save the world from an invasion of the Universal Classic Monsters.  This movie is quite literally the definition of a Cult Classic Movie and if you haven’t seen it, it’s not too late.  Go do it now! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:09:15- Pertinent movie d...

It's that time of year.  The leaves are changing, the air is getting cool and crisp and we are all breaking out the flannels and hoodies on our way to grab a pumpkin spice latte.  Fall is a special time of year and many people's favorite season.  Join us as we talk about our top 5 fall movies to get you in the mood.   •0:00:00- Introductions/Patreon •0:05:30- Topic Setup•0:11:15-  Honorable Mentio...

Is this the greatest sequel of all-time?  Do the special effects and action sequences hold up 30 years later?  Is the nuclear apocalypse scene still one of the most horrifying scenes in any movie?  Does John Connor's best friend, Bobby Budnick get sent to summer camp after his run in with the T-1000?  We tackle all of these burning questions and more! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:08:15...

Summer vacations with the family. Trees, the lake, cabins, fishing, hiking, and unfortunately the in-laws. Two comedy giants go head to head in The Great Outdoors vying for the affections of their families, bears, and the locals. We hope you brought your appetite, cause we got 96oz of lips and a**holes to get through! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:08:45- Pertinent movie details •0:11:3...

District 5! Look alive! The Mighty Ducks taught us the importance of a quarter of an inch, team work, fair play, and compassion, right Mr. Ducksworth? When Gordon Bombay is called upon to be of service to his community, he goes above and beyond and teaches a group of young hockey players to fly. Because ducks fly together!  So let's all take the fall, act hurt and get indignant, because that big s...

In talking about what movies to review next, we started noticing that there were a few instances where one of the hosts felt passionate about a particular movie from childhood, and the other 2 hosts had never seen it.  So we came up with a new idea for an episode.  We will be reviewing a classic movie from 2 different perspectives. First, from the perspective of someone who has seen the movie coun...

Time to prep the nos, bump those subs, and pop the top on any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona. We're tackling 2001's The Fast and the Furious. An undercover cop tries to infiltrate an underground society to find out the identity of a group of robbers before things take a turn for the worse... wait.. why does this sound familiar?? Buckle up! Line up! and whatever you do, don't hit your litt...

Surfs up brah! Time for one wild ride in the tube. This is Point Break! Surfing, bank robbers, corona, girls, guns, Reeves, and Swayze. Time to get your feet wet and your board waxed. Utah! Get me two!  •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats •0:08:30- Pertinent movie details •0:11:30- Memories of first viewing •0:14:30- Critical and fan reviews•0:21:00- Scene by scene breakdown •1:33:00- Modern da...

In an effort to shake things up, we decided to give you a sneak peak into what our Patreon-Only audio sounds like.  This week, we have a free-flowing discussion about our top 5 summer movies.  The movies that make you feel the heat of summer from the comfort of your air-conditioned couch.  The movies that remind you of those magical summers from your childhood.  If you like what you hear, consider...

You guys wanna see a dead body? It's time to tell a white lie to our folks, dodge some trains, count up our change, and take turns standing guard. With a young all star cast and a director with a personal mission wrapped in a Stephen King novella things are bound to get seriously silly and strange. Stand by Me will take you back to childhood adventures with your best friends whether we like it or...

Remember when you were a kid? Your world was as small and linear as it was ever going to be. But somehow everything inside of it felt bigger and more important than you could possibly fathom. Nickelodeon’s The Adventures of Pete and Pete somehow perfectly encapsulated the feelings of grandiosity and wonder in the most simple of things when growing up. Let’s look back on possibly one of the most ti...

They say you should never meet your heroes. whether your hero is the person funding your projects, or it's a 40 ft tall thunder lizard that's been spliced with frog DNA. Jurassic Park; is it a kids movie? A horror flick? Somewhere in between? With an all star cast, some of the best screams in cinema, a John Williams score, and special effects that, unlike dinosaurs themselves, have stood the test...

Socially stunted, morally ignorant and he thinks he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Especially with women. Oh, there’s also a sweet inquisitive caveman that gets unfrozen and Pauly shores gives one of his best performances of depth in the 90’s. Yep! Encino Man is here to tell the story of an unfrozen caveman and the two dudes that dig him up on accident. Turns out the ice-age has go...

Are you ready for the best damn Summer of your life?? Buckle up captain! We’re headed to fat camp! Beneath the paunchy layer of weight jokes lies a classic Disney moral lesson and a Ben Stiller performance that still haunts us in a good way. Is Camp Hope actually a con for parents? Is Tony just misunderstood for trying to help kids get healthy? Did we really need another montage to “I Want Candy”?...

Old feuds die hard. And there were none harder than the international 16 bit console war. The generation gaming that sparked millions of units sold world wide with exclusive games, targeted releases and attack marketing campaigns that made the 2020 presidential election look 8 bit. Super nintendo or Sega Genesis. Which did you have? What were your favorite games? Super Mario or Sonic? Red or blue?...

At one point in your childhood, you and all your friends got together for last time and didn’t realize it. An endless dream game of baseball stopping only to scam pool honeys, chew like the big leaguers, and indulge a collective imagination that’s larger than life for the sake of a friend. The Sandlot taught us the importance of friendship, to take your shot when you see it and that heroes get rem...

Oh look! Another Japanese Grandpa training some white kid karate… except this time it’s somehow personal. JCVD stars in this full contact splits kick to the face and balls of a movie, Bloodsport. Is Frank Dux the ultimate con man? Did mentos sponsor the movie? Is Chong Li just a misunderstood goon? Let’s dive in, and find out all that and more! •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats     •0:11:00-...

A movie where nothing really happens on the last day of school. Except everything happens. Because when you were in high school everything meant something. 1993’s ultimate hang out movie, Dazed and Confused, might make you wish you were back in high school or glad you’re past it. Either way, you just gotta keep on L-I-V-I-N. •0:00:00-  Introductions/Reviews/Chats•0:07:45- Pertinent movie details f...

We need something to wash this all down! how bout you? We go back and break out the sugar and syrups laced libations that our childhood palettes can still taste to this day. For better or for worse. crack open a surge or jolt cola. twist off a secret code with you pepsi blue, but be careful you dont punch a hole through the back of your capri-sun! ——————————————————————  Episode timeline:0:00:00-...