The Confused Breakfast

I love the Wizard. It’s so bad.  Join us on today’s episode as we discuss a true cult-classic. A movie that made all kids want to compete in video game tournaments. A movie that is basically Rain Man, but for kids. A 90 minute long commercial for Nintendo and Universal Studios that you couldn’t take your eyes off.  Does Jenny Lewis steal the show? Who is the mosts punchable face? Why is The Wizard...

It's another Monday Morning Brunch and today we are talking about the shows and movies we have been watching. Enjoy some convos about Fallout, Peanut Butter Falcon, Spaceman, Love Lies Bleeding, Rec2, The Guide To Recognizing Your Saints, The Secret of My Success and much more! SPONSORS: ****ExpressVPN- Get three extra months free when you use our special link http://ExpressVPN.com/CONFUSED Learn...

I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in...

Comedian Dusty Slay joins us to create some fun theories and universes. Have you ever wondered how all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are connected? Did you know that Vince Vaughn's movies are all in the same universe? Ever wanted a WILD Willy Wonka fan theory in your life? If so, tune in for a fun conversation and check out Dusty's Netflix special, 'Working Man' and catch him on the road at htt...

Men In Black came out in 1997 and was the highest grossing film of the year. It was nominated for 3 oscars, winning one of them and spawned 3 more films, an animated TV series, video games, toys and a theme park attraction. But is it as good as we all remember it? Strap yourselves in for this wild ride of an episode and if you don’t like what we have to say at the end, you can always neuralize you...

This is a fun one! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between John Rambo and Major Dutch? How about John Wick and James Bond? On today's brunch episode, we give you a 20-team, single elimination tournament of some of the greatest on-screen action hero characters in history. Join us for the fun! —————————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekl...

In honor of the 30th anniversary of this movie, we decided to re-release our original movie review from May 26th, 2021. Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe...

And just like that, May of Swayz(e): Uncaged is over. Join us as we bid a fond farewell to Nic Cage and his iconic appearance in National Treasure. Is this one of the only movies that Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die in? Did this movie possibly reinvigorate the adventure/treasure hunt movie genre and maybe even normalize conspiracy theories? Why didn’t someone step in to tell the Gates’ family th...

Join us on a very special brunch episode as we breakdown our Top 5 songs, scores, cues, music moments in movie history! You all know how important music can be to a film and we are going to talk about some of the best! Joining us today is a very special guest, Sunglasses Kid (Producer, composer and all-around cool dude). Top 5 list conversation starts around min 22:00. Check out Sunglasses Kid her...

May of Swayz(e) is officially UNCAGED! We bring Nic Cage into the month with the 1997 classic movie, Face/Off! Who is better at playing the other actor, Nic Cage or John Travolta? Is this peak Nic Cage? Is this he true definition of a good-bad movie? This episode gets as wild as you would expect it to. Enjoy! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:15 - Pertinent movie...

Kurt Russell plays a man who is searching for his missing wife after his car breaks down in the middle of the desert. Sounds amazing, huh? Well then why haven't most people seen this movie? We dive in to talk all aspects of this thrilling movie. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we say goodbye to Patrick Swayze for his last film in May Of Swayz(e) UnCaged, we see the actor a part of an incredible ensemble of a “who’s who” of the 80s Brat Pack. A classic novel turned into a classic film with heavy hitter director Francis Ford Coppola at the helm, join us as we discuss the classic story of The Outsiders. Should you watch the original version or the director’s cut? Who is...

Happy Mother's Day! On today's brunch episode, we give you our Top 5 Movie Moms in Movie History! So many great on-screen Mothers- who will make the cut? Tune in to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May of Swayz: Uncaged continues with a movie that absolutely shot Patrick Swayze into super stardom! This movie won an Oscar and was the first movie to sell over 1million copies on VHS but is it as good as we remember it? Is Johnny one of the worst characters ever? Why did they decide to randomly add 80s songs into a movie taking place in the 60s? Is this REALLY the plot that they came up with? Jo...

We dedicate an entire Brunch episode to Green Day's iconic album from 1994. It has sold over 20 million copies worldwide, making it the band's best-selling album and one of the best-selling albums of all-time! How does it hold up 30 years later? Let's find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you don’t listen to this new episode, we are seriously going to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. Donnie Darko is one of the most-cherished and analyzed films of all-time. We give you a deeper understanding of what exactly is happening in this movie, as well as a spirited discussion on whether feces are baby mice, if keg beer is for pussies and whether or not, smurfs are asexual. The sta...

Say what you will about Tom Cruise, the person, but he is one of the greatest actors of all-time and he has starred in some of the best movies in history! We decided to figure out what the best Tom Cruise movie is, via a 20-team, single elimination tournament bracket. What movie will triumph? Listen to today's brunch episode to find out. SPONSORS: **ExpressVPN - Go to http://expressvpn.com/confuse...

On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that taught us all that rubbin’ is racin’. A movie that was essentially Top Gun but with race cars.  A movie with peak middle-tooth Tom Cruise. The best movie ever made about Nascar. We are of course talking about 1990’s Days of Thunder.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:05:45 - Pertinent movie details  •0:11:00- Critical and...

Daniel Van Kirk is a very funny comedian and podcaster (Dumb People Town, Pen Pals). His new comedy special is out now, called 'Rose Gold' and the link is below. Mike and Daniel talk alot of fun things before getting into their Top 5 High School movies. Topics includes the differences between musicians and comedians, best/worst gas stations, best/worst movie-watching experiences, sports and Caitli...

Bio-Dome holds a special place in many of our hearts because of the joy and laughter that it brought us when we were younger, but the critics and general public really seem to think that this is a BAD movie. Why was it so enticing to us as kids? What does ‘If you were Yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred mean? Could they have hired a better sidekick than Stephan Baldwin? Was Pauly S...

Nickelodeon was an important part of all of our childhoods. A reliable ‘friend’ that was always there for us. The impact that this tv studio had on our lives with the incredible lineup of shows and cartoons can not be denied.  Unfortunately, much of it’s legacy has been tarnished by the recent documentary called, “Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV.” In an effort to go back to the mini-byte da...

Snatch is an all-time classic and one of the best movies of the last 25 years. We take a deep dive and review it through our Confused Breakfast Modern-day Lens. Who is our favorite character? Is it ok to wear fedoras? What actually happens after the end of this movie? What one small thing could have gone differently to let everyone survivor in this movie?   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:02:15 - Memo...

On today's brunch episode, Mike sits down to talk with Dave Moody of one of the world's best tribute bands, Hairball. The boys talk about the difference between being in a band in the 80s vs today, what makes good tribute band and then they dive into a discussion about their favorite movies about music. Will your favorite be on their list? Tune in to find out! Find out where Hairball is touring -...

Stand up and shouuuuuuuuuuuuut if you love rock n noll. We put this movie on trial back in 2023 and it was sentenced to 1 year in movie prison. Now that is has been released, we needed to give it a full review. Coming from 3 actual musicians, we discuss how realistic and unrealistic this whole this is. Is mark Wahlberg convincing as a rocker? Is he the worst on-screen kisser of all-time? Who were...

Road House is a big deal for us. Our 100th episode was a LIVE podcast review of the classic movie from the 80s. So when they announced the new remake, we were excited to watch it. Here is our take on the new movie! SPONSORS: ****Microdose- Get 30% off your first order plus free shipping today at http://Microdose.com and use promo code BREAKFAST. It’s available NATIONWIDE. —————————————————————— **...