The Commissioner's Report

Another successful year of fantasy football in the books. Our commissioner leads us out with a sad tone of resentment towards Brissett. Thanks for sticking with us this season!

Our brave and valiant commissioner delivers a festive yet somber message to the entire league. Accompanied briefly by the lovely Pam.

Kyle, Eli, Justin, and Kya break down the first week of playoffs. Kyle tells us why he's the greatest fantasy manager of all time. Kyle Pitts has an okay showing. We lay some teams to rest for the 2025 season.

Kyle, Matthew, and Eli take a speed run through the last week of the regular season and break down how we finally arrived at our playoff matchups. A crazy end to the season sets up some contentious matchups where 11 people try to come together and stop Kyle from winning.

The gang's all here as Kyle eviscerates Cameron on every front - he just wants to make Cameron's day. Look back at the second to last week of the season as 5 teams vie for the playoffs.

Kyle, Eli, and Matthew are joined by expert analyst, Mac Sherman Pillage. They break down last week's heartbreaks and victories. Learn just why Wan'dale Robinson is the biggest stud out there.

The whole crew runs through the Week 11 games. Expert speculation into many boom or bust players. Plenty of self-aggrandizing as always. Plus a bit of mix-up in power rankings.

A "quick" look back at the Week 10 matchups. Matthew's feeling feisty. Kyle's gassed up. Justin is fulfilled. Someone please trade their running back to Eli so he can start someone not named Bill.

Commish Kyle, along with Eli and Matthew, analyze the Week 9 matchups and take a brief look ahead at the playoffs. Kyle's obsessed with Drake Maye.

The gang's all here as we look back at all the Week 8 Matchups. Kyle and Justin explore using colorful language. We lay one of our favorite players to rest and discuss all sorts of trades that could happen. Corran also needs to listen to this entire podcast if he has any hope of winning.

Taking a look back at our past week's matchups. Eli is sick so Kyle, Matthew, and Justin spew all sorts of false rumors and shady takes in order to take advantage of their league mates.

Join us for a look back at one dominant performance in the league with a lot of okay matchups. Plus Justin's been smoking and gambling (not actually, but it sounds like it).

The Head Honcho is back to change his stance on kickers. We slowly trudge through all Week 5 matchups as we (Eli) are distracted by the Monday Night Game. Matthew refuses good trades. Justin is in too many leagues.

Matthew and Eli recap week 4 and spend a little extra time looking ahead to week 5. Carter has a puppy. Cam's team might not be that good.

Kyle is gone, so Eli, Matthew, and Justin run the show without him. An injury-filled week shakes up some lineups and we look ahead to Week 4.

Eli panics about rookie running backs, and Kyle wants everyone to bid high on Daniel Jones.

We welcome back our original commissioner, Kyle, to the commissioner's chair. We also welcome Corran and Cameron to the league by roasting one of their teams. Week 1 review and a look ahead at Week 2.

Justin and Eli talk about Camp Phillip Fantasy football and the NFL at large. There's a surprise ending to this episode. ;)

Matthew and Justin sit down to talk about the usual stuff and express their thankfulness. הוֹד֤וּ לַיהוָה֙ כִּ֣י ט֔וֹב כִּ֥י לְעוֹלָ֖ם חַסְדּֽוֹ׃

Justin, Matthew, and Eli discuss Eli's deep affection for Jason Kelce and other NFL related things.

Justin, Eli, and Matthew sit down in the Heise dining room to discuss the three Camp Phillip leagues, some NFL happenings, and other crazy, random happenstances.

Justin, Eli, and Matthew get together and talk about Fantasy Football, and Fantasy Football Leagues, and podcasts about Fantasy Football and Fantasy Football Leagues.

Justin, Matthew, and Eli discuss the matchups from this last weekend while watching MNF.

Justin, Matthew, and Eli discuss the games and matchups from the first week, play who's that defense, and guess some kickers.

Justin and Matthew talk over the Chiefs v. Lions game, the draft from last weekend, and make some predictions about how the week is going to go.