The Comedy Virgins

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're talking about our favorite summer hobbies to figure out which one deserves the top spot. From sports like golf and baseball to relaxing hobbies like boating, fishing, kayaking, and more, summer is the perfect excuse to get outside. Let us know your favorite summer hobby and anything we forgot to include in the comments. SUBSCRIBE & Comment Your...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're kicking off summer by talking about the movies that instantly put us in a summer mood ☀️. From The Sandlot and The Goonies to Grown Ups and High School Musical 2, we break down the must-watch summer films. We discuss what makes a great summer movie and why certain classics never get old. If you're looking for nostalgia, friendship, and summer ad...

Special guest Michael Pasvar joins this episode of The Comedy Virgins to talk about his brand new comedy special, Blended Feathers, and the process of bringing that material to life. We also relive the chaos of Oklahoma's legendary 28-3 comeback against Baylor while Michael was moments away from taking the stage for a stand-up show. Would you miss your gig to witness the greatest comeback in O...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast with special guest Austin comedian JP Hinsdale, we dive deep into the Harry Potter movie franchise 😂 From favorite Harry Potter characters and Hogwarts houses to Dobby, Snape, Cedric Diggory, and chocolate frogs, this episode is packed with Harry Potter discussions, theories, and plot holes. 

 The boys debate whether the Dursleys were miserable becau...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Matt reveals one of his most irrational fears — and Griff immediately decides to throw him right back into the situation 😂. What starts as a conversation about being pee shy turns into a much bigger discussion about fear, embarrassment, and why your friends never let you live anything down. Some fears make absolutely no sense until you’re standing in the exa...

In this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask: Could Jurassic Park Happen in Real Life? 🦖 The science in those movies is more realistic than you think, and if they’ve brought back extinct animals like the dire wolf, dinosaurs are already on the way. 

 That leads to the real question: knowing what we know about the horrors of the Jurassic Park movies, would you actually visit a real-life Jurassic...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Griff tries to get details on his bachelor party… and gets completely stonewalled by the boys 😂
 Is it all an act, or is there actually a surprise party in store for July? We’ll let you decide as the summer approaches and we continue to run out of time to pull off a Hangover-level bachelor party. Get your credit cards ready… 

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On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we're not going to the doctors anymore — doesn’t matter how bad things get 😂 

We’re talking strep throat, dog bites, injuries. At this age, it’s time to pack it in and hope for the best. 

 In the meantime, we also talk movies like Jurassic Park, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and any series that helps you get through a sick day.
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On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we ask a simple question: do some people just not understand social cues? Matt realizes he might be one of those people after admitting he’s terrible at making eye contact in public. It sparks a hilarious debate — if you accidentally make eye contact with someone, does that mean they were already looking at you? From awkward interactions with strangers to com...

In this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we break down some of the funniest celebrity sitcom cameos — including Kevin Hart’s appearance as Phil Dunphy’s neighbor on Modern Family, who hilariously convinces Phil he needs to buy a Porsche. 

 We also talk about Bo Burnham’s outrageous cameo on Parks and Recreation, his unique stand-up style, and why he’s basically disappeared from the spotlight over t...

Join us on this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast as we talk about Hilary Duff’s new album, “Luck… or Something,” dropping Friday — which we were not ready for. Her hit song, “Roommates,” is insanely catchy but way more graphic than we expected, which sends us down a whole rabbit hole. Say what you want, but she’s still winning the Disney Moms beef with Ashley Tisdale. Plus, we get into the Wi...

Join us on this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast as we confront the ONE question everyone is afraid to ask: are energy drinks actually GOOD for you? Sure, they’ve got sketchy ingredients and make you feel like a superhero, but are the consequences really as bad as people claim? 

 From Monster to Red Bull to Celsius, we make the case that energy drinks might be catching way too much unnecessa...

What if Lord of the Rings is actually just too hard to read? 

Join us in this episode of The Comedy Virgins as we talk about the hilarious struggle of getting through long books like the Lord of the Rings — and whether you’re supposed to start smaller.

Griff considers selling his mystery Pokémon cards to help pay for his wedding, and we debate the movies we binge every year — Lord of the Rings,...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, 2026 just started — and between SNL, Drake, and new movie releases, we’re already asking where this year is headed.
We get wildly confident with our predictions for the year — from pop culture comebacks and music drops to awards chaos that probably won’t happen.

 Along the way, we spiral about jars being impossible to open, fake discounts, embarrassing strug...

In this Christmas episode of The Comedy Virgins, we revisit the most overused backstory in Christmas movies — the adult whose entire personality is built around the moment they stopped believing as a kid, treated by the movie like a traumatic event.
From The Santa Clause 2 to Elf, that idea opens the door to breaking down our favorite Christmas movies, the themes they can’t stop using, and the tra...

We kick off this episode of The Comedy Virgins with the funniest moment of the week — Matt asks Griff who his Spotify Wrapped band of the year is, and his answer sends the whole room into chaos. It has absolutely nothing to do with real music, and everything to do with Griff living in his own Lord of the Rings cinematic universe. From there, the boys dive into the cultural relevance of The Wizard...

Steven is fresh out of prison and finally back on The Comedy Virgins to tell the full, unfiltered story of how he actually survived. We revisit the wild moment from his original episode — from what the food was really like to the strategy where he befriended the biggest guy in prison instead of fighting him — and get the real details behind why it worked. This episode goes way deeper than the firs...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Griff and Matt break down one of the funniest sports moments in American history — the Jimmy Kimmel vs Ted Cruz basketball game. 🏀 It’s unreal this matchup even happened because both guys are horrible at basketball, yet somehow it went down to the wire. Ted Cruz actually pulls out the win in an 11-point slugfest that nobody wanted but everybody needs to see....

In this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast, we dive into one simple question — why do video games make us so mad? 🎮 We started playing against each other just to laugh and pass the time, but somewhere along the way, every game started to matter. What used to be innocent fun with friends turned into full-blown rivalries, broken controllers, and early nights. We unpack how gaming went from chill...

Comedian Jarrett Florea joins The Comedy Virgins to pitch his craziest idea yet – Heaven should have social classes just like Earth. The only way he’ll truly feel at home in Heaven is if he still has to apply for jobs, because even eternal paradise requires you to work a 9-to-5 to make ends meet. The guys joke about résumés at the pearly gates, Heaven’s version of a performance improvement plan, a...

Could YOU survive the wilderness alone? On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, Jay swears he’s watched enough YouTube tutorials to make it out there — start a fire, find fresh water, and (maybe) not get lost. Griffin isn’t buying it, which sparks a hilarious dive into wilderness survival skills, ice fishing in Minnesota, and our dream of building an igloo in the brutal Minnesota winter. We even ti...

The Comedy Virgins dive into the question: Is George Bush the most memeable president of all time? From his iconic first pitch strike after 9/11 to dodging a shoe at a press conference, Bush gave us moments that live rent-free in internet history. Matt argues that every time Bush smiles, an angel gets its wings — and honestly, that tracks. He’s the Nickelback of presidents: so memeable it’s imposs...

On Jay’s wedding weekend, The Comedy Virgins pulled off the ultimate prank when Matt tricked Griffin into using the bride’s bathroom — a wedding stunt nobody saw coming. What started as a classy celebration turned into pure chaos in seconds. We also break down Cracker Barrel’s rebrand — and why Shane Gillis might be the only one who can save them. Then it’s a trip down memory lane as we revisit th...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins, we finally got around to The 40-Year-Old Virgin — and yes, Steve Carell’s chest waxing meltdown is still one of the funniest movie scenes ever. From there we spiral into George Bush dodging shoes like he’s in The Matrix, questioning how the judicial system even works, and somehow pitching a live-action How To Train Your Dragon 2.
 Also, Jay’s wedding is right...

On this episode of The Comedy Virgins Podcast, special guest Jason Raunikar tells us about a sketchy cult he heard about… and Jay immediately confesses that we once had breakfast with a cult. In Waco. Matt makes it worse by admitting he stole a drink coaster from the place — which might’ve sealed our fate. The cult story quickly spirals into conspiracy theories, bold accusations, and an ill-advise...