The Comedy Button

Jared Petty joins us to talk about life on the farm (and the cultural paradox that is North Carolina), Kristin reveals her least-favorite part of the show, and we all tell some crazy neighbor stories. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jared Petty.

We had a happy Saturday recording day to tell you all about the mile high club (not that one you sick sex pervert), throw down with an east coast vs. west coast debate, accidentally touch all the stuff at the store, and discover Kristin's love for IHOP. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Guest host Laura Kate Dale wrote an entire book about video game butts, so of course we need to talk all about it! Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Laura Kate Dale. Buy Laura's book, "Things I Learned from Mario's Butt," @ https://amzn.to/3tOqA2d Listen to Dice Funk @ https://apple.co/2ZaPOd6

Scott's busy moving, Brian loves a good baseball bat of meat, Max wants a treadmill desk, Ryan never wants to board a cruise ship, and Kristin has the world's weirdest family tree. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Kristin gets a dog, we remember the most inappropriate things we've worn at work, the Ford Bronco is uncanceled, and we learn where to take Ryan on a date. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We talk about the world's weirdest robot movie, the most trivial things that made us cry, our personal showering policies, and how we got all these scars. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

What a stupid year 2021 already is! Let's forget about all that for a few minutes and talk about Brian's Costco check-out etiquette, Max's unexpectedly deep knowledge of Babar lore, the worst place to get diarrhea, and all the things we liked before they were cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We start 2021 off with a bang by clearing the air about some of our dumb and bad D&D ideas, learning about Oklahoma's official state drink, and provide some pro tips for all you young whippersnappers moving away from home for the first time (assuming that's the sort of thing people can do this year, of course). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar

It's off to the haunted windmill in this fourth and final (for now) episode of the Comedy Button's Dungeons & Dragons campaign. The party loots some gross cinnamon buns, breaks everything, makes friends with a bloodthirsty sword, and learns that vampires might be giant incel manbabies. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

In this third episode of our epic Dungeons & Dragons campaign, Brian takes some time out for a little Dungeons & DoorDash, the party tries to pull the ol' wagon inspector trick on some fantasy New Jerseyites, and we discover the groups Achilles' heel: puzzles. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

In the second episode of our four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, our motley crew takes a break from their indecisiveness to harass some townies and graphically loot corpses. They are truly the heroes we both need and deserve. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Hail and well-met, or something! In the first of a four-part Dungeons & Dragons adventure, three malcontent travelers from what may as well be a random character creator enter the mists with their beleaguered caretaker, and wind up almost getting eaten by wolves. We hope you enjoy this weird, stupid journey! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We have some video oopsies, Brian and Max declare war on pie, Brendan Fraser leaves and comes back again, we have some audio oopsies, people tell us all about the houses where the 'nog gets filmed, and we try to imagine what our personal Greek god resumes would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Join us as we delve into the town pervert's 'nog stash, marvel at all of Panera's stupid terrible bread, weigh the pros and cons of Costco's private jet rental service, and remember all the bad '90s music. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We resurrect Heathcliff from the dead, celebrate the unintentional comedy of Baywatch, try to figure out a movie worth renting out an entire theater for, name all the dumbest allergies, and engage in that timeless classic pancakes vs. waffles debate. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

A heartfelt congratulations to the Denver Broncos for the big electoral win, Jenn and Max Scoville for getting pregnant during the apocalypse, and all those people who are knee-deep in their midlife crisis. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Denver Broncos sweep 2020 in a surprise election landslide, we try to remember all of our stupidest injuries, Scott talks us through his sweet dance moves, and we all imagine winding up at Denny's at 1:00 AM. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

In our 2020 Halloween spook-tacular, Kristin tells terrifying tales of trick-or-treating in Bel Air, Max courts catastrophe by consuming corpse-flavored Skittles, and Ryan concocts chills by donning the many masks of Michael Myers. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Welcome to our ninth birthday skeleton spectacular, where we introduce Tom Bombadil the shock jock, unveil the world's stupidest sound board, recount warm fuzzies from our listeners, and figure out who among us would die first in a real-life bio-dome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Brian tethers in from his phone to help us recite all the definitions of a Rat King, learn all the fun facts about Donatello, vote on the sexiest fast food mascots, try to forget all the most useless things we've ever memorized, and have our annual conversation about monster cereal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Guest host Zach Ryan fills in to help us examine the weird logistics of moving during a pandemic, determine what an a-hole looks like, (masterfully) debate just how hands-off we would be willing to get in exchange for time travel, and reboot Highlander for the 21st century. Starring Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Zach Ryan.

It's a week of bad legs, bad dates, bad action figures, bad anime superpowers, and a little bit of good advice. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We briefly turn into a video game podcast before getting down in the dirt with patio pounders, Monster Jam, the stupidest things we'd theoretically buy, and the worst McDonald's menu item pitches we can think of. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Our pal Jack DeVries joins in to give us an update on how his 2020 is going, we concept some bad Machinima TV, Scott has a very bad technology day before our ears, and we wrap up by talking about all the weird stuff in our fridge and then imagining what the rules to Australian Rules Football might be. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Jack...

We go down the weirdest Winnie the Pooh philosophical rabbit hole, discuss Ryan's funeral wishes (don't worry -- he hasn't accidentally slipped on any banana peels yet), give you the lowdown on butthole cramps, recount our most embarrassing celebrity encounters, and take Ninja Turtle logic to the next level. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.