The Comedy Button

Max tells us about the weirdos he went to art school with, Kristin destroys her academic bell curve, and Brian recounts some house party fights. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

The Internet's #1 podcast for The Suicide Squad, boomerang shapes, jury duty tips, and Love Island theorycrafting. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We recount the secret history of the Predator, relive our memories of Blockbuster Video, share our favorite bad smells, read Amazon reviews of other people's favorite bad smells, and get taken on the world's stupidest office tour. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Wow, we've been making this nonsense for 500 episodes now! Our old pal Anthony Gallegos is back to help us celebrate, and also to school us on the art of motorcycle maintenance, provide an update on his menagerie, ponder the inner workings of Real Doll customer service, play us a jaunty tune on his penny whistle, and help us explain some of our stupider Comedy Button traditions to Kristin. Starrin...

Max pawns his cat off on some suckers, Brian reinforces this decision with cat horror stories aplenty, we wonder what our ideal jobs in space might be, and we imagine what a Comedy Button Freaky Friday would look like. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We ponder the Moana Lisa, Kristin confesses to her crimes, Scott tells his weird puke stories, we decide on the most stackable animals, and Max gets himself some Wolverine ice cream. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Sorry, everybody -- we made Ryan host again. Scott explains why he has no free time anymore, Brian learns how to smoke meat from flat-earthers, and we learn more about everybody's dorky high school life, Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It's the latest episode of the Comedy Button, the Internet's #1 fine art and movie podcast. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Settle in with us as we finally get some real pizza whistles and swazzle stars, and Scott tells us his wild and crazy Michigan tales about the fireworks factory and the world's stupidest pizza parlor. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Wrestling and comic books are all pretty dumb, cell phones make horror movies way less scary, Ryan has no idea what people do at bars, and we decide whether we would take drugs to find ghosts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We learn that private schools even have ritzy bullies, Ryan tells us about all the coins he's hoarding for the boatman, Max books a sewer tour, and we come up with some terrible toy ideas. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We have a good old-fashioned debate about how bad the Lord of the Rings movies are, offer up some terrible ideas about all the stupidest food, and have a few close brushes with some Lovecraftian ocean beasts. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We do our annual check-in on monster cereal, Ryan returns to Benihana at long last, and we realize we're into a bunch of boring adult stuff now. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Welcome to the Comedy Button, your #1 source for mummy lore, mummy facts, and other mummy-related stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It turns out you really CAN forget how to ride a bike, we don't know much about throwing balls around, bad horror movies are good horror movies, and we spend even more time babbling about hot dogs. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We vote on the world's most official best donuts list, identify the celebrities that definitely eat leftovers, and figure out what kinds of enchanted objects we would be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Seth Macy returns to tell us about the old new Maine news, the new new Maine news, all the cool teen snacks of 20xx, downloading shareware games from the local BBS, and his favorite Hackers autograph. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar, with special guest Seth Macy.

We ring in poopin' season with some talk about the James Bonds, Max finds his stud finder (or did the stud finder find him?), we recount some dumb school assembly meetings, and we get some dirt on all those danged pot-smoking kids. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Kristin tells us about the Godzilla MonsterVerse, and then we learn the difference between tunnels and chunnels, and reminisce about the before times. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Ryan schools everybody on the best techno music, we try to rank the worst U.S. Presidents, Max tells us all about getting peed on by his infant, and we discuss that tried and true topic: porn on the Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

We're learning about the birds and the bees week, cuz Max is a BABBY DADDY! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

It's time to eat some X-rated pizza, talk about TV shows we love that will be regarded as old people stuff in several years, recall our biggest high school scandals, and do some public intoxication. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

In an episode that is definitely kinda messed up because our podcasting platform's redesign unexpectedly broke our audio (sorry about that), Ryan has more fun with stupid sound effects, Brian tells us how Italians feel about The Godfather, Max braces for fatherhood, we contemplate the worst time to pass gas, and the world's saddest Burger King kids' meal get delivered. Starring Brian Altano, Scott...

Our recording software's new version sucks (except for the new sound board that Ryan's been tormenting everyone with), Scott had an encounter with some weird-ass beachgoers, Kristin explains Die Hard, and Paddington Bear is apparently packing something big under that coat. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.

Scott finds Ryan's old coffee stains, we reveal our dream casting for the Macho Man biopic, Medieval Times is apparently dealing with the pandemic rather well, and Brian's kid gets some life coaching. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, Max Scoville, and Kristin Van De Yar.