The Coach and Tex

The three stooges are back together and have broken their record for their longest episode for the season. The Coach rolls out his AA squad and the boys discuss the Fremantle juggernaut, Gold Coast crumbling and the Turtle breaks down the blockbuster between the Tiges and Maggies from Saturday. The tweeters get a run, and watch out for Tex’s Tirade, especially if your name is Moira.

The boys return from Warrnambool, without the Coach. They cover everything from world sport (Go Knicks), provide a stable update and get into the minutiae of the AFL round. They break down the Essendon and Carlton coaching sagas, the after effects of the Pendles 433, the Brisbane decline, the stagnation at Tigerland, and plenty more. And then the Turtle takes you through his All Australian front r...

The long awaited return of Tex to the the episode, coupled with the fact that the lads are live from the Bool. We do a deep dive into all things AFL governance, and then talk through the big issues, including the Melbourne CEO firing, WhiteBoard gate, How well the Tigers are travelling, the best rivalry in football and debate how selfish Scott Pendlebury really is. And Tex reaches out to our key T...

What a cracking time to be alive and talk football. Despite the fact that the search party is still put trying to find the little one, the Coach and Turtle discussed everything from a Collingwood “deep dive” through to tribunal woes, what is exciting you in football and the tough discussion around the Elijah Hollands scenario. The Coach provides a stable update and the Turtle gives “Ross the Boss”...

Our competition winner, Mr Beanbag, joins the Turtle in co-hosting duties. They review the recent rounds of the AFL, doing a deep dive on the Carlton Football Club. Our guest’s knowledge and coverage of politics and the social landscape, knows no bounds. This comes to the fore with an immediate reaction to our Prime Minister’s address to the nation, keeping tabs on international political leaders...

The lads are back for Season 7. They explore the pre season, opening round and look ahead to Round 1 and the season overall. The Coach leads the way on his tips for premiers, finalists, wooden spooner and Brownlow medallist. They cover off the off season and Tex’s links to those well known “files”.

The year wraps up for the lad as they review what has been happening in the off season to date. There is spirited debate about the Liberal Party, the Lions going for a threepeat and Mason Cox being the saviour at Fremantle. We recognize our tweeters and the Turtle presents his final list of the year!

The lads get the band back together to catch up on some Finals footy and review the Brownlow Medal results. We explore everything that is the Grand Final and make our selections and predictions. Tex is never short of his political opinions, and there Coach provides his deep insights. And you can’t miss a special edition of the Turtle’s List, looking at his favourite GF’s of the 2000’s.

The little fella is back as we pay tribute to John from Richmond….one of our absolute favourites. We cover off the Top 4 contenders and argue our way through who we think can challenge them. Our Sporting World segment takes us to a live cross of the final test between India and England…what a thriller. The Turtle gives us another list and we cover off on our tweeters

After the Coach returns from leave, the little man, Tex, decides to have a spell. So Coach and Turtle break down all the key issues, and cover the big talking points including the Collingwood, loss, the bona fides of Adelaide and Freo and how bad Brad Scott is actually going. The Turtle has another list and we pay tribute to a couple of our favourite tweeters!!

The Coach is on his North American odyssey, whilst Tex and Turtle hold down the fort admirably. They run through the Tom Lynch saga, Collingwood’s dominance and take great joy in Carlton’s implosion. The Turtle has another list and Tex tells some more tails from the boundary line.

Part C of Episode 4 focuses on the Turtle’s List and our loyal tweeters

Part B of Episode 4 finishes off on our Footy discussion and introduces the Off the Bench segment with Tex

Episode 4 has been split into three sub episodes due to some technical challenges. Part A covers off on the Dribble files and our discussion of the Top 25 as per afl.com

The little man is finally back as we embark on a mid season review. The Coach casts his eye over a bunch of hot topics and teams, and the Tex takes us to the bench with some fantastic insights around what is happening on the ground. Finally, the Turtle has another couple of lists for discussion.

Another week, another episode. the Coach and Turtle carry the load again while Tex continues his early season leave. the Coach digs deep into his well to cover a variety of key things happening in the AFL. We take a look at sport around the world, with a peek at the NBA, and finally the Turtle takes a look at the captains who are “getting up his nose”.

The lads are finally back after a series of false starts. New segments, plenty of “me” time for Tex, and the voice of reason, the Coach, pulls it all together with his analysis and views. Our tweeters are quiet and the Turtle analyses the new footy shows.

The lads come together in the final episode of the year to complete a passion project. They interview young apprentice jockey, Steph Hateley, who is currently with the Anthony and Sam Freedman stable. For regular listeners, you will also know she is a part owner of the “uber successful” Electric Tommy. They also wrap up the sporting and social landscape and farewell their loyal tweeters for 2024.

The lads come together after a six week hiatus to solve all the problems of the world, and also cover off the Grand Final, Spring Carnival, India v Aust test series and Trump!!

The lads get together one more time before the season reaches its crescendo. They review the preliminary finals, the fallout for the losers and the Brownlow download. The Coach does some heavy analysis on the GF, with the team providing predictions, prognostications and some expert guess work on who wins, the Normie, crowds and Katy Perry’s playlist. The tweeters have a week off, and Tex is in a g...

Finals analysis like nobody else. The Coach and Tex breakdown a dramatic weekend of finals action, preview the Preliminary Finals, and take a look at the Brownlow. The Coach puts this weekend’s coaches through the pressure gauge, and Tex gives his unique perspective on Kenny’s meltdown. And our Tweeters go out on strike

The lads bounce back off a short one week turnaround and break down the four first week finals. The Coach is scathing and transparent in his assessment and goes to town when he puts a few in the firing line in his pressure gauge segment. Tex provides his latest betting advice and discusses player power, and we take a new look at Tweeters of the Week.

The lads are back with their prognostications around the first week of finals. All the games are looked at, as well as season debriefs for a number of clubs. The Coach has his say on the All Australian team and Tex provides some more punting advice.

The boys are back after Tex has returned from his mid season trip to Europe. They breakdown the “players” in the upcoming finals series and the Coach puts a few through the pressure gauge. And a brand new tweeter joins the crew.

In another “texless” episode Shane and Turtle go head to head on all the key issues. They have a crack at ranking their top 3 players in the 300, 350 and 400 clubs! Turtle goes rogue and has another multi for everyone and the Coach gets into the Tweeters of the Week