The Clinton Baptiste Show

Recorded live at the 100 Club in London's Oxford Street on 2nd Sept, Clinton's very discerning audience tell him their spooky stories. Part 1. Part 2 next week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well well well. It turns out it was Linda’s birthday duing the week! She never said!! Sadly our Linda no longer receives birthday money. Well that day comes to us all, I guess. And talking of birthdays, we kick off with a spooky but comforting tale about a lady who received a recipe from her deceased mum. IAIN MACLEOD then tells us a promising story that crashes and burns and Mark Sloane doesn’t d...

Linda is like all of us….easily distracted with social media slop. But she is happy to reveal she’s Linda finally finished a book she’s been reading for a year. Next we hear from grandmother Angela Peters in Fate and Fortune who married a fella considerably younger in Nigeria……don’t judge! And so to your emails. Stuart Driscoll was first with his spooky tale about a monkey. God knows…. Then Rosey...

Linda tells us that she cleverly watched the solar eclipse through a colander while other friends burned their retinas. And we are soon to move on to a fearsome feline story about Moxie the cat from Take A Break Fate and Fortune. Moving to the ghost stories you kindly sent in, we start off with Jason Turley with a spooky tale from Down under And then Dave Twentyman who seems perennially haunted! N...

There’s talk of the Hosepipe ban and who’s allowed to flout it. And then we hear from Florence Bridgeman who wrote in with a curious email. Gordon Breslin, the husband of 100 Club regular Clea tells us a fascinating tale from the wilds of France, then it’s back to Tik Tok to hear from Jack O’Lantern. We speak to conduit to the spirits Rebel Rebel on zoom and then it’s your problems. Plenty to get...

We begin with Linda discussing the film “The Invite” And go on to discuss AI. Something that will NOT be invading Clinton towers for the podcast. Robin Fitzpatrick tells us a not so spooky story and then we hear from Silent Creek on Tik Tok Next up is CHRISTINE BIEN with a very odd tale about a man she met on the beach and Clinton speaks to her on Zoom Finally, it’s your problems – marital, sexual...

Linda has a new apple watch! Clinton hates his. More title suggestions for Clinton’s next tour from Brian Hilton And then we hear the true story of a lady haunted by her in laws and follow this up with a particularly distasteful story about a woman who had a baby shower in a haunted house. Then we from John Gunstone who spoke to Clinton from his jacuzzi last week. And then it’s problem solvin...

Linda opens things by tellin us say she’s not going on holiday and Clinton invites her to guess where he is off to. We hear from listener Alex Macdonald and Sharon Craine with their suggestions for Clinton’s next tour and then we hear from James G via Patreon with his ghost story. Next it’s My Spooky Saviour from Take A Break Fate and Fortune about a ghostly sailor. Next it’s the perils of dying a...

Linda tells us about Exam trauma and Clinton regales us about a supply teacher called Manfred from his school days a hundred years ago. And yes…. more  people have contacted the show. It’s a naked man special this week, as Stu Petrie and John Gunstone send in their stories…in the buff. We then hear a curiously charming love story called Love at Second Sight. Next we hear from Lucy Marsh...

We kick off with a chat about the cheese restaurant Linda went to this week. This expands into a broader discussion about roasts and gravy….yum yum. Next we hear from listener Lorraine Buckley from Glasgow with her terrifying ghost story. Yes, at last someone has sent in a recording. Why not send your story?  clinton@clintonbaptiste.com Next a story about fairies from Violet Skye in Take A Br...

We kick off with Linda’s full report from the Capital Summertime Ball from Wembley where she discusses various of the popstars that now go under the title “legacy” acts. Clinton feels old. Clinton then discusses his dislike for dancing and throws another horrible modern term into the mix – namely “Picky bits”. Yuck Next we hear from Gary Westerby from Grimsby with a spooky story of his own. W...

We kick off with Linda’s full report from the Capital Summertime Ball from Wembley where she discusses various of the popstars that now go under the title “legacy” acts. Clinton feels old. Clinton then discusses his dislike for dancing and throws another horrible modern term into the mix – namely “Picky bits”. Yuck Next we hear from Gary Westerby from Grimsby with a spooky story of his own. W...

Nocturnal injuries – she banged her head on the door while sitting on the loo. Meanwhile Clinton tells us about his friend Gavin who used to spark up when he went for a wee. We go to a true story called “A Legacy of Love” about a lady who heard her late Gran through a recording in a toy bear. Then we hear from a lady called Gina Baksa writing about her travels through spooky Britain. Now it’s...

Linda wants to rave about Widow’s Bay a spooky tv show While Clinton says that real life is often spookier and regales us about reports of a weird stalker who sits in the front of the stalls with a doll of a performer…in real life! At last we’ve heard from a listener, in the shape of Chris Edwards and then we get down to business with a spooky story from Take A Break Fate and Fortune coincidentall...

We kick off with Linda’s rather shallow habit of judging people on how they make tea. From Take A Break Fate and Fortune we hear about a doggie that died and sent doggie messengers to his former owner then about a lady who was probably not a very good driver but claims the angels forced her into a garage as a warning! Then we hear from Rachael Macdonald, a regular contributor who is a flippin magn...

Linda reveals that Beetroot salad is a revelation! And Clinton asks: What has grown on you over the years? Next we hear from a lady writing in Fate and Fortune who lost several pounds by looking to the universe for guidance. Then we take a tour round scary Coventry and speak to psychiatric nurse Alan who came to see a Clinton show recently. More problem solving next where among other things we tac...

We open with Linda telling us that a local community page on the internet wouldn’t feature her lost cat but WOULD feature a search for a lost library book! And Clinton talks about his new girlfirend’s fixation with dogs and useless wifi. Next we visit a spooky island courtesy of Take A Break Fate and Fortune and hear about a boy who in one swoop could tell the lifestory of one of his classmates. W...

Linda has been to see some performance art. The Wooster group. We talk about Movement and also some dangerous encounters as kids with grown ups. Then we read Tour and Terror about ghosts in the caves in Edinburgh. We have a story about ghosts in a department store in Cardiff! Then we hear from Jennie Ashford all about dogs haunted by someone in her house. And finally we have more Agony Aunt querie...

Linda has been to see Liberace and Liza Minelli in London, while Clinton has been involved with something equally camp. There are the usual terrifying stories, and then we speak to Karl Roberts on Zoom who tells us about a door being held shut at his home by a ghost. Then finally we tackle more of your Agony Aunt questions. With thanks to: Linda Pollock, Karl Roberts and Glowe with Sundown Studios...

In this week’s episode... Linda talks about Tik Tok gigolos and Clinton discusses Pick up artist tutorials. We hear from Ruth and listener Alex Macdonald with a spooky story about a shadowy figure at the end of the bed! Then we tackle your problems...SOLVED, as ever. With thanks to: Linda, Ruth, Alex Macdonald and Glowe and Sundown Studios for the end music. Produced by Paul Baker Edited by Chris...

THE CLINTON BAPTISTE SHOW EPISODE ONE Clinton is FINALLY back in a BRAND NEW podcast! Alongside his trusty if cynical co-host Linda Pollock, let him guide you into the world of the paranormal. This week we hear about a spooky doll that runs around the house plus a cat that brings ridiculous good luck…until it doesn’t. We also speak to Jemma about a nasty ghost that pushed her into a pair of scisso...