The Clam Jammers

Crabsworth and Myry have been waiting a long time to bring this back. Needless to say, we love this movie here and we will be gushing about it and why you should love it too. Music Dark Secrets of the Universe by Unknown

2024 means it's time for Myry and Shore to review the 2023 list of objects people had to get removed from their orifices. Shore is back and here to have some fun. Will paper make an appearance this year or is it time for new objects to take center stage? Listen and find out! Music: SechunzwanzigMinuten by Checkie Brown

Sometimes life happens you get behind on things...lots of things...so join us as we review The Simpson's Treehouse Horror #35 that is totally not 3 months late and totally on time!! Music Dark Universe by Unknown

Not Shore joins Myry to review and listen to the brilliantly sexually mad prose of Fanny Merkin! An author the likes of which Myry can only dream of attaining a fraction of the genius, listen as Myry reads from the prose-smith's seminal work! Music Checkie Brown - SechunzwanzigMinuten ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What projects are coming your way? In this episode, we dive in to tell you about the projects coming including: Treehouse Horror 2023 Review Rogue One Review (2023) Spaceballs Review (2023) Star Wars a Fan Story (2024) Batman Analysis (2024) Disenchantment Post Mortum (2024) Ritual Tribute (2024) Music Crowander - Have a Smoke ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We are talking about things that Myry couldn't relate to past episodes. Mickey and Minnie, Ike, Lumalee, Ducky and a talk about working with kids. This does get heavy so a warning is in effect when we talk about Judith Barsi. If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic violence in Ontario or Canada please get in touch with one of the helplines available at Find a Helpline and/or one of the...

Part 3 of the epic 3 day party of all the VAs at Lilli Tomlin's house. We meet 10 people chilling in the top floor tiki bar and then get the whole gang together of everyone we have spoken about.  Featuring: Robbin Williams, Simpsons cast, This Guy Eli, Dee Bradley Baker,  Frank Welker, Mel Blanc, John DiMaggio, Haley Joel Osment, Seth MacFarlane, Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamil, Rob Paulsen, Maurice Lama...

Back at Lilli Tomlin's house and now it's time to talk about the male VAs we have not spoken about. Let's get day 2 of the party going! Talking about; Alvin and the Chipmunks, Eddie Murphy, Thurl Ravenscroft, Jeff Bennett, Kevin Michael Richardson, Keith David, Clancy Brown, Charlie Adler, James Hong, Matthew Lillard, Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Ed Asner, Harry Jon Benjamin, Marina Sirtis, Jonatha...

One voice. One voice-over job that has stuck in the minds of generations of people and a preparation of performance on par with oscar winners. Mercedes McCambridge is on our chat schedule today. Music Have a Smoke by  Crowander ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Simpsons Movie - does it hold up today? Is it as bad as people say it is? Are there problems? Join Crabsworth and Myry as they seek to answers these questions and more!  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sorry, for the delayed episode release. Part 2 of the Mystic Messenger examination brings Shore back from parts unknown to discuss the impact of the game and give perspective to what these kinds of games can mean to people. Music SechunzwanzigMinuten by  Checkie Brown ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Remember that episode where Shore spoke about how the game Mystic Messenger helped her realize she deserved more in her love life? Well, Eli got some homework to try out the game and give an unbiased opinion of the game before Shore does her deep dive. Come and learn a thing or two about the mind of Shore!  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

If you know Clam Jammers you know we love our good friend the talented Mr. Eli. While Shore is away Myry and Crabsworth ambush Eli and heap praise upon him. If you know Eli you know why he deserves it. If you don't know Eli you are about to find out why we say he is the voice actor and sound engineer to watch. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This is a conversational episode about how we met, and forged friendships during COVID, the positives of erotica and porn, and more tangents than you can shake a stick at. Music Checkie Brown - SechunzwanzigMinuten ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Erotic ChatBot AI; is it worth it? Will it be a customizable AI for you to dirty talk with and thus keeping you from sending dick pics to unassuming people on the internet? Shore and Special Guest Eli will tell you all of the ChatBot secrets and explain the AI obsession with shirts!  Music SechunzwanzigMinuten by  Checkie Brown  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

STAR WARS Mad Lips and a Death Pixie Update! What more could you want?! Music Dark Secrets of the Universe by 5745 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

A Simpsons short with Maggie saving the universe?! Heck Yes!! Music Dark Secrets of the Universe by 5745  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Crabsworth sits down with Myry to discuss the culmination of all of her erotic audio writing. The Extractors is an action-packed ride through the world of Myry where characters spanning her works come together to stop the world from falling into the hands of Feldman. What was it like to write and edit this work? Well, you get to talk to Myry who is in the middle of editing and discovering that thi...

The rules are simple.  Crabsworth presents a list of 10 episodes to Myry from the Simpsons, excluding season 10 and prior to see how well he knows her. Myry, using the rating system on IMDB, presents Crabsworth with a list of the 10 worst Simpsons episodes excluding Season 10 and prior, excluding Treehouse of horror, excluding clip shows, and removing anything Crabsworth could defend on hearing th...

The Simpsons have been around for decades, but the major debate in the fandom still rages; should that have stopped or kept going?  Moderated by Myry Clam Jammers brings you a very special panel of ones of people to discuss their love for the Simpsons and how they want to see it brought back to life...ok it's only Crabsworth.  Music  Have a Smoke by Crowander  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The rules are simple.  Crabsworth presents a list of 10 episodes to Myry from the Simpsons, excluding season 10 and prior to see how well he knows her. Myry, using the rating system on IMDB, presents Crabsworth with a list of the 10 worst Simpsons episodes excluding Season 10 and prior, excluding Treehouse of horror, excluding clip shows, and removing anything Crabsworth could defend on hearing th...

The rules are simple.  Crabsworth presents a list of 10 episodes to Myry from the Simpsons, excluding season 10 and prior to see how well he knows her. Myry, using the rating system on IMDB, presents Crabsworth with a list of the 10 worst Simpsons episodes excluding Season 10 and prior, excluding Treehouse of horror, excluding clip shows, and removing anything Crabsworth could defend on hearing th...

IMDB's lowest-rated animation series ever. Two weirdos who don't know much about the source material. One pilot episode reaction...and a ton of cockroaches. Join us as we watch Velma's pilot episode and how the show is not as bad as you think, but the writing certainly is.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

 The rules are simple.  Crabsworth presents a list of 10 episodes to Myry from the Simpsons, excluding season 10 and prior to see how well he knows her. Myry, using the rating system on IMDB, presents Crabsworth with a list of the 10 worst Simpsons episodes excluding Season 10 and prior, excluding Treehouse of horror, excluding clip shows, and removing anything Crabsworth could defend on hearing t...

 The rules are simple.  Crabsworth presents a list of 10 episodes to Myry from the Simpsons, excluding season 10 and prior to see how well he knows her. Myry, using the rating system on IMDB, presents Crabsworth with a list of the 10 worst Simpsons episodes excluding Season 10 and prior, excluding Treehouse of horror, excluding clip shows, and removing anything Crabsworth could defend on hearing t...