The Cinema Sitdown

After our perfect Barbie realizes she might be less than perfect, she goes into the real world to discover her owner and why she's so sad. Oh and Ken's here too... IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Synopsis: Four dudes chillen in a hot tub, then turns into a time machine cause - drugs. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

A precursor to the infamous classic, Toy Story, this movie tells the story of Omri. A kid who receives a magic cupboard for his birthday that turns his action figures into real people. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Fourteen year old Milly, her newly widowed mother and brother move into a new home after the death of her father. She quickly notices the quirky boy next door, Eric, and his odd "flying behavior" - piecing together his story to try and understand him. Regardless of others dismissive attitudes, the more Milly learns, the more she tries to make a connection with him. When an institute with...

Nerdy writer Davy is being harrassed on a daily basis by his middle school bully, Fang, until one day he pulls off the ultimate revenge - snitching. Davy moves away into the safety of Oakland CA only to return as an adult to once again face off against Roseanne Barr's dreaded ex. Davy will have to see if he can defeat Fang once and for all or if he will end up where he belongs, a ditch (or ins...

Shagadelic man of mystery, Austin Powers was cryogenically frozen during the swinging 60's only to be reanimated in the angsty 90's. Amongst dealing with the end of the free love movement, he also must try to defeat the also previously frozen Dr. Evil who wants to take over the world for 1 mill...I mean 100 Billion dollars! (Insert villain laugh here) Groovy, baby, yeah! IG: https://www.in...

A bunch of "kids" in their mid 20's attend prom while their pretty blonde teenage friend is being stalked by her ex-teacher, killing his way to get to her. Also - Idris Elba is here so your legally not allowed to not like this movie. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.i...

Almost empty nestors, Nancy and Robert meet at a work conference and quickly fall in love. They share a lot in common but most concerningly - their 40 year old adult sons that still live at home. Dale and Brennan began as enemies but soon become true brothers, both share grandeous dreams with no basis in reality, much to the chagrin of their family. Shortly after the wedding, Robert & Nancy de...

Synopsis: Computer nerd Dade Murphy and his mom move to New York where he quickly finds a tribe of like-minded teen hackers. But when one of them gets caught for stealing files, it's up to him to help his friends avoid being arrested for a virus they did not create as well as reveal his dark computer past. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: h...

A very small man decides to challenge a very large ogre (and his stede Donkey) to fetch him a princess in exchange for moving the unhoused from his land. Much to his dismay, the Princess unexpectantly falls for the ogre, but she's got secrets of her own. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: ht...

MOVIE GAMESHOW TRIVIA NIGHT 3! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Assumingly ostercized from the LA underground car racing scene, Brian reappears in Miami as somewhat of a reigning racing champion. After a last minute race downtown lands him in with Customs, he's forced to use his street racing prowess to land a drug kingpin - because those two things are synonymous...also Tyrese is here as new character, Roman, in place of Vin Diesel who areguably made the bett...

Omega nerd, Seth Brundle is actively running experiments to begin teleportation, only problem - he can't move people. But after a mild miscommunication with his journalist-girlfriend, he decides to try the unthinkable - but unfortunately the unfathomable happens! Then we spend roughly 60 minutes of watching a guy turn into a fly - in the grossest way possible. IG: https://www.instagram.com/por...

IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn Today we bring you another Episode ! but its TRIVA! again! chill with us and have some fun!

Besties Jesse & Chester got so shibby last night; they trashed their girlfriends house, made it rain at the strip club, own a lifetime supply of pudding, stole the continuum transfunctioner and now they can't find their car, dude! In order to get their car back, they must retrace their steps while avoiding sexy popsicle aliens, a problematic transgender erotic dancer, bubble wrapped-alien nuts...

Rookie cop Jake gets the opportunity to move into the narcotics division of LAPD. But first, he's got to survive training day with his new partner, corrupt cop Alonzo Harris. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

Basketball extrodinare Troy Bolton, wants to break free of his "jock status" to try something new with new girl/brainiac Gabriella Montez. But when their cliques find what they've been looking for is drama club membership, they tell em' to stick to the status quo. Alongside veteran drama nerds Sharpay & Ryan, they vow to keep Troy and Gabriella from Bopping to the Top. Will t...

Synopsis: Unlikely duo trope works overtime in this 90's classic that lead to a successful trilogy series. In this first installment, we meet the loudest undercover cop in history and the original John Wick, together the two must set aside their differences to save the Consul of Hong Kong's daughter from an evil gang and become friends in the process. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshala...

:New York is being overun by a Japanese ran group of theives. The only thing that stands in their way of taking over the city is a determined young journalist named April and a teenage group of ninja turtles with a penchant for pizza. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/...

Forgotten middle kid Sam Baker can't seem to catch a break. Her family forgets her birthday, she's being harrased by the school Geek and her ultimate crush doesn't even know she's alive…or so she thinks. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Ti...

Hey Everyone Join us today for a fun exciting trivia night keep your score in your head tell us in the comments what you got ! no cheating! IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn

TODAY we Discuss HEAVYWEIGHTS Gerry is sent off to a weightloss camp per his parents demand. At first everything seems like an idyllic summer adventure; from jumping on the blob in the lake to go cart racing, everything seems fun! Until it becomes hell on earth ran by possibly the worst person on the planet, Tony Perkins. IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/Porsha...

Danny and Sandy share some summer lovin and part thinking they will never see oneanother again…But when Sandy’s parents decide to stay in the states and enroll her at Rydell High, she is reunited with Danny, only this time he’s not the same boy she met on the beach and Sandy has to decide if this is the one thatshe wants. Will the couple end up hopelessly devoted to one another or will their love...

Today we discuss JUNO Future standup in the making, 16 year old Juno MacGuff has found herself pregnant in the midst of her junior year of high school. At first she tries to procure a hasty abortion but changes her mind and takes her family and friends on a wild ride through finding the future parents in the penny saver, getting kicked out of an ultrasound clinic and a very uncomfy "friendshi...

Today we Discuss 1990 Goodfellas IG: https://www.instagram.com/porshalauri YT: https://www.youtube.com/PorshaLauri/ IG: https://www.instagram.com/officialjerryjoseph87 IG: https://www.instagram.com/londonbloke. Tiktok: thecinemasitdoIwn