The Cine-Scoots Movie Show

The boys are moving up in the world and headed to New York City! Javier and Thano dive deep into the newest entry of the meta slasher franchise, Scream VI. Will the move to NYC be enough to keep Ghostface fresh? Tune into find out!

Well, the Javier did it again..... He made the audio sound decent only to forget to select the right microphone for the recording. Looks like the bear wins again, but only for 8 minutes! Audio issues are mostly fixed after that! Speaking of bears...... How will the Boys fare against a bear who is 75%  illicit drugs?  Join us to discuss the insanity that is Cocaine Bear!

In todays episode, Thano and Javier have been sucked into the Quantum Realm and have to deal with crazy CG, a beefy Jonathan Majors, and some weird pacing. IS this enough to FINALLY bring about MCU fatigue? Can the boys look past the rough spots? Join us and find out!

Join Thano and Javier as they take a peak behind the curtain of the premiere musical world! The Bois sit down to discuss Cate Blanchett's newest powerhouse performance in Tár.

As the boys were sitting down to record a new episode for their millions of fans, they were visited by a motley crew of weirdos! Are these strangers here to listen to Javier and Thano discuss M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Knowck at the Cabin, or are they here for a different, but still fun, reason? Take a listen and find out!

In todays episode, the boys journey back the glory days of 2020. Join Javier and Thano as they quarantine to discuss the newest Peacock Exclusive film, Sick. Will the boys be able to prevent the spread of this disease, or will they be victims of super spreaders? Lets find out on the latest episode of The Cine-Scoots Podcast!

It's the first movie review of 2023 and we are starting off with a bang! Join the boys as they venture into the heart of Silicon Valley for the release of a hot new toy! Will this movie be pure unfiltered camp or will the boys be forced to reflect on the mistakes of their generation...…. damn, that's deep! 

What happens when you cover American National Treasure Brendan Fraser in hundreds of pounds of prosthetics? You get a surprisingly heartwarming adaptation of My 600 LB Life! Join the boys as they try to watch a new Darren Aronofsky without melting their brains! 

Here it is! The best and worst of 2022. We may still have some 2022 movies to catch, but overall our boys had a very busy year! Did your favorites make the cut?! Join us and find out!

HO HO HO! the boys are back to deliver some late christmas cheer! Join us as Javier and Thano discuss one of the best christmas movies in recent history and once and for all settle if Die Hard is a Christmas Movie!

It has been 84 years since Avatar came out! Join Thano and Javier as they travel to the gorgeous world of Pandora for round 2 of … like.... idk 8?! Will the boys be able to learn the Way of Water and help Na'vi Jesus? Come take a dive with us!

It is time for our Bois to play detective! Join Thano and Javier as they solve the mystery of Glass Onion! Can the boys solve the mystery or will they be stumped?!

The Bois sit down to enjoy a glorious and expensive dinner. Today the boys discuss the new Thriller, The Menu. Will the boys be able to get on the Chef's good graces or will they end up left hangin'? Find out on todays episode of The Cine-Scoots Podcast!

Today the Bois talk about a man. A strange man. Some would call him..... Kooky.... It is the Weird Al movie and it is a blast! Check out Javier and Thano discuss the best Biopic of the decade on todays episode of The Cine-Scoots Podcast! BTW Thano DID call his trainer a Her and then tried to GASLIGHT Javier! GASLIGHTER!

The Bois journey to a grieving nation =[.  Today Javier and Thano discuss Black Panther: Wakanda Forever. Did the MCU manage to make the best out of a horribly depressing situation? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

The Bois take a trip to a distant Island in 1920s Ireland to explore a very rocky friendship. Today Javier and Thano discuss The Banshees of Inisherin. Will the Bois be able to help two friends mend a friendship on the fritz? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

The Bois find themselves back in Haddonfield, Illinois! Today Javier and Thano discuss the newest entry in the Halloween franchise, Halloween Ends. Will evil actually die tonight? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

The Bois find themselves as victims to YET ANOTHER curse! Today Javier and Thano discuss the newest MCU entry, Werewolf By Night . Will the Bois be able to get their hands on the mystical Bloodstone? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

Join the Bois as they try to break a hilarious curse! Today Javier and Thano discuss the our newest curse movie, Smile. Will the Bois be able to keep themselves from smiling themselves to death? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

Join our Bois as they accidentally double book an AirBNB in the lovely streets of Detroit! Today Javier and Thano discuss the latest critically acclaimed horror movie, Barbarian. Will the Bois be able to survive the night in the spooky house with a dungeon? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

Join the bois as they discuss everything there is about Season 7 of HIMYM! Come and see the impressive wealth of useless How I Met Your Mother knowledge in display! In todays episode, Javier and Thano make a tier list for Robin's love interest throughout the seasons. Which guys (Or girls) made thge list and where do they rank???? Will your favorites make the list? Come find out!

Join our Bois as they travel to the depths of the African Savanah and the great American Plaines! Today Javier and Thano discuss the newest (and best) entry in the Predator franchise as well as the latest Man VS Nature film in Beast. Will the Bois be able to outsmart 2 Apex Predators? Join us and find out! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

Welcome Back! NEW EQUIPTMENT MEANS AUDIO QUIRTS WE ARE WORKING ON FIXING!!!! Sorry for the iffy audio in some parts! Join the bois as they discuss everything there is about Season 6 of HIMYM! Come and see the impressive wealth of useless How I Met Your Mother knowledge in display! In todays episode, Javier and Thano list their favorite "Almost endings". What closing scenes made our list? Will your...

Join our Bois as they travel to the wild west in this modern day western! Today Javier and Thano discuss the latest Jordan Peele Think Piece, Nope. Will the Bois be able to resist the spectacle? Join us and find out! Full spoilers after about 10 minutes! Follow us on Twitter @Cinescoots

Welcome Back! Join the bois as they discuss everything there is about Season 5 of HIMYM! Come and see the impressive wealth of useless How I Met Your Mother knowledge in display! In todays episode, Javier and Thano list their favorite "Almost endings". What closing scenes made our list? Will your favorite make the list? Come find out! I SWEAR NO MORE SUPER LONG EPISODES LIKE THIS!